Ask for a long English joke

You also have to act in English sketches.

I have an article.

(Never played)

It's just a little crowded

Seven people

I hope you can distribute it well

Chinese:

(in rags)

B (dress appropriately)

C Xiaohua

grass

Electronic chair

F reporter

B sits on the e and eats, while A walks forward like a beggar.

Please give me some bread, sir. Thank you. I'm starving.

B: (in disgust) Get out of the way, get out of the way. Then he got up and left, when his wallet fell on E.

A: Sir, sir (A saw it and immediately picked it up and caught up with B, who had gone far)

B: Get out of the way, get out of the way, I have no food or money (I left without looking at A).

C: He is so stupid.

Yes, yes (nodding)

A: But ... sir ... listen to me ... (still pulling behind B's skirt)

B: Dig, why are you so annoying! (Still didn't look back)

C: Chair, do you think the person sitting on you just now is particularly stupid?

E: Alas, people are always so stupid ~ ~ ~

D: yes, yes.

At the same time, A and B were still struggling, when E finally broke out.

Einstein: Sir! You lost your wallet! How can you be so stupid?

A and B looked back at the same time, saw the talking chair E, and fainted. This scene happened to be seen by F, so F reported it.

Hello, I'm a reporter. Today, I saw a strange phenomenon. A chair spoke, and two people got a fright. Next, I will interview two frightened people.

Oh, my God. Oh, mom.

This man is stupid. We don't care about him. Let me interview another person. Why didn't you tell him that you lost your wallet?

A: Sorry, I don't know how to say "wallet". ...

F: Through this incident, we can realize the importance of mastering a foreign language and the influence of money on human beings. Really? Chairs?

E: right, right (e nods stupidly)

C: Alas, people are so stupid, and so are chairs.

Who let this be a fairy tale? ...

English:

Sir, sir, please.

give

I

a

piece

about

Bread. thank you

You, sir. I am

hungry

arrive

Go to hell.

B: Go ahead.

Go away, go away

Go away, dirty

Dude.

A: Sir, sir! !

B: Run.

Please go away.

run quickly

Go away. I

have

no

Food, and

I

no

have

So is money.

Hey, Shaw.

Ding, He

be

therefore

Stupid, isn't it?

What?

D: yes, yes.

A: But ... sir ... please.

listen to

arrive

I .....

Wow, why?

be

you

therefore

Gross! !

C: Hey, chair, please sit down.

you

feel

this

man

sit

exist

you

a

moment

earlier times

be

very

Stupid.

E: Hey, it's beautiful.

Flower, do

you

You know what, man

be

always

very

Silly.

D: right, right! !

Einstein: Sir! you

lose

your

Wallet! cannot

you

be

more

Smart?

F: OK.

Good morning everyone. I am

a

jonrnist

F.

today

I

see

a

very

destiny

Dongxi-a

chair

open

she

Mouth, and

two

man

be

afeared

arrive

Faint. Now, I

will

intenview

this

two

nozzy

Dude.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Mom.

F: I am.

pity

arrive

tell

you

this

man

have

Past participle of be

Crazy, we

have no use for

take

Notice; pay attention to

about

He. Jean

I

interview

this

other

Dude, hello, buddy, okay?

you

tell

man

why

no

you

tell

he

he

lose

his

Wallet?

A: I am.

Sorry, I ...

no

know

how

arrive

speak

"wallet"

exist

English ......

F: Dear.

Audience, through

this

thing

we

can

study

that

how

important

it

be

arrive

master

a

foreign

Language, and

how

Lagree

this

money

affect

United States of America

that

all

Right, chair?

E: Yes, yes.

Captain: Hey, guys.

be

therefore

Silly.

don't

think

We, it

be

only

a

reasonably

Legend.