Jokes about God

Once upon a time, God had three toothpicks. One day, a thief died. God asked him, "Have you done anything good?" The thief said, "Robbery, arson, murder and rape are all evil. Do you want to get me to 18 hell? " God said, "I am honest, so I can give you a toothpick." The thief returned to earth in the blink of an eye. The toothpick said (you have to bear the bad things you have done before). The thief saw it and had to commit suicide. Seeing God again, God asked, "What? Miss me, come back soon. " "Yes, you can let me go to 18 hell." The thief said, "God, then I will help you." God gave the thief another toothpick. The thief went to hell with a whoosh, and the toothpick said, (to deal with the officer who came in) The thief fainted and saw God again. God said, "Are you used to it?" "I quit, it's too scary." "What do you want to do?" God asked. The thief said, "Let me be reborn. I will never do bad things again." The thief thought (it would be strange not to do it) "OK", and God agreed. I gave the thief another toothpick (hahahaha). The thief thought. It's time to be reborn. The thief turned into a pig. The little pig looked at the toothpick, and the toothpick said, "Don't do bad things, just be a pig."