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Auction Xuanmai Chewing Gum Joke
What is being auctioned next is a box of Xuanmai that a Taoist friend found in the Immortal Palace left over from ancient times...",
The hall suddenly became noisy
The old man from the auction house waved his hand to tell everyone to be quiet and said, "You all must know the magical effect of Xuanmai. If you meet an opponent, it depends on who can last longer. At this time, take a small piece of Xuanmai. It is estimated that the opponent will immediately wallow in despair and give up. This kind of divine object cannot be measured by ordinary crystal stones. Anyone who has a treasure of the same price can exchange it."
"The auction begins now! The base price is 10,000 top-grade fairy crystals."
"I will offer 30,000 top-grade fairy crystals! "
"I will give you one hundred thousand top-quality fairy crystals! ”
“I have a can of authentic Jiaduobao! "
……………………
Everyone was silent for a while, Jiaduobao, that is the best fairy crystal worth millions!
"I Get a pack of spicy strips! "Just when everyone was sighing helplessly, a domineering voice came from the second floor of the auction hall!
What!!!
Everyone looked in disbelief when they heard the words, what is the spicy strip? It was a peerless divine object conceived in the chaos of the unopened world. Even some supreme traditions that have been passed down for thousands of years may not be able to come up with one piece, let alone a package. Everyone looked at the place where the sound came from and saw there. Sitting there was a man in his early twenties, and what was shocking was the logo on the Taoist robe he was wearing.
"It turned out to be the mysterious and powerful Lan Xiang Academy!" And it is the most terrifying excavator series among them! ”
Lanxiang College, when people hear this name, they immediately think of it as powerful! It is said that a university professor provoked a student from the Lanxiang excavator department, and then he was sacrificed by the excavator. It was crushed all the way, the mountain gate was shattered, the mountain guarding formation was as vulnerable as water tofu, and everyone in the whole sect was killed! You must know that there are people in the tribulation period among them. You can imagine how terrifying the Lan Xiang Excavator is! You know!
No wonder this guy was able to take out a pack of spicy strips, it came from Lanxiang Academy!
"Two packs" I heard a faint sound from another private room on the second floor! Calling “What? Someone actually dared to challenge Lanxiang Academy, and even came up with two packs of spicy strips! What kind of person is this?" Everyone was talking about it. They saw a young man in his early 20s. He was wearing white clothes without wind and a dazzling badge on his chest - New Oriental! "No wonder he can take out two packs of spicy chips. It turns out to be New Oriental College. Although New Oriental College is not as strong as Lan Xiang College in terms of combat effectiveness, but in terms of the stock of spicy sticks, ten Lan Xiangs may not be as good as New Oriental. After all, almost all New Oriental students are masters of making spicy sticks." One is Lan Xiang, who respects strength. Xiang, the wealthy New Oriental, in order to compete for a box of Xuanmai, everyone felt that a new storm was about to emerge...
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