Funny sentences posted on WeChat Moments about colds

I think the following are funny sentences to post on social media about colds

1. "The cold is really uncomfortable. I want to take some cold medicine, but I'm afraid it will be like the winter quilt. I don't want to get up as soon as I lie down. "

2. "When I have a cold, I feel like my nose is like a never-ending fountain, but the water is a bit cold."

3. "When I have a cold, it feels like there is a little person dancing in my throat, which makes me want to laugh."

4. "I have a cold, but I feel that I have become more artistic." , because even when I sneeze, it's "Ah Qiu". "

5. "When I have a cold, my nose is like water from the Yellow River coming up from the sky and flowing to the sea never to return."

6. "I have a cold, but I think I have become more comedic, because even my cough is "Haqiu"."

7. "When I have a cold, I feel My nose is like a vacuum cleaner, constantly sucking snot. "

8. "I have a cold, but I feel that I have become more poetic, because even when I sneeze, it is like "The spring breeze is green again in Jiangnan." Shore"."

9. "When I have a cold, I feel like my nose is like a little soloist, playing the melody of "tick tock tock" constantly."

10. "I have a cold, but I think I have become more humorous, because even when I sneeze, I say "haha"."