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Since ancient times, ruthlessness has been the home of emperors. How did Zhuang Gong fulfill his filial piety?

Zheng Zhuanggong is the eldest son of Zheng Wugong, named Sheng Mao, and the second son of martial arts. It is said that Mao was born in his sleep by his mother Chiang Kai-shek. It was not until he woke up that even Chiang Kai-shek himself was shocked. Your son Duan is good-looking and strong in martial arts, and his family likes him very much.

After Wu Gong's death, Sheng Mao succeeded to the throne as Duke Zhuang. Mother Jiang asked Zhuanggong to seal the big fief to his younger brother, but Zhuanggong had no choice but to agree. Privately, Chiang Kai-shek told your son Duan that your brother treated you too thinly, so you should confess. I'll be the inside man in your palace, find the right opportunity, and we will be the masters when we seize power. In this way, your son Duan quietly weakened.

Zhuanggong digs the ground to see his mother.

In fact, it's not that Zhuanggong doesn't know the tricks of your son Duan and his mother Jiang's family, but because of his mother's dignity, he can only guard against them privately. It's just that your son is getting weaker and weaker, which is a hidden danger after all. So, I made a trick, saying that I would leave Zheng and go to the court to see Emperor Zhou. Seeing that the time had come, Jiang Mu quickly wrote a secret letter to inform your son Duan. I didn't know that the landlord was ready, but he stopped the secret letter halfway and sent troops to occupy your son's fief without fighting. Your son Duan didn't go and was besieged by Zhuang Gong. There is no choice but to kill him!

When Lord Zhuang returned to the palace, he showed him the secret letters from the Jiang family and your son Duan. When his mother saw it, Duke Zhuang ordered his mother Jiang's family to be sent to live outside the palace, and vowed never to meet again in front of her! Mother Chiang Kai-shek thought she was extremely ashamed and left the palace at once. When Zhuanggong heard that his mother was leaving, he said regretfully, alas, I had to kill my brother. How can I have the heart to send my mother away now? I am really a sinner!

Zhuang Gongan's mother's son is Uncle Kao, and being honest is a key point. It is rumored that Zhuang Gong and his mother are both working, so he said to people, "Mother is certainly not like her, but how can her son treat her like this?" Master, this is really immoral! "

So he caught some crows and said that he was going to play game for Zhuang Gong, and Zhuang Gong saw it. Duke Zhuang asked him what kind of bird he was carrying. Uncle Gao said it was a crow. This kind of bird was raised by the mother bird when it was young, and it was fed with food when it could not fly. This is the most filial bird. Hearing this, Zhuang Gong was speechless. Just then, someone sent steamed sheep, and Zhuang Gong gave it to Gao Shu, who picked some good meat and put it in his sleeve. Zhuang Gong saw it and asked Gao Shu why. Uncle Gao said that her family was poor, and her mother had never eaten this kind of meat, so she took some home for her to eat! Hearing this, Lord Zhuang sighed: You are really a big rebel! Gao Shu pretended not to know and asked Zhuang Gong why he felt sorry. Lord Zhuang betrayed my mother and brother, and I swear I will never see you again until I reach the ghost land.

Respect the old mother

What's the difficulty after listening to Uncle Gao? Just dig the ground and look at the water, then you can build an open house and tell your mother that you miss her very much. This doesn't violate your oath, and you will never meet again until you reach the ghost land! Zhuanggong was overjoyed. According to Gao Shu's instructions, he arranged hundreds of soldiers and dug more than ten feet. It's just that he saw the water gushing out and knew it was an open water surface, so he made a basement and set up a ladder. Then Zhuang Gong asked Gao Shu to tell his mother what he had done, and her mother saw him alone here. As soon as they met, Zhuang Gong fell to his knees and confessed to his mother. His mother, Chiang Kai-shek, saw this scene and quickly helped Zhuang Gong up, saying that it was all his mother's fault! You're not wrong! Two people hold their heads and cry! When people in China heard about it, they all said that Zhuang Gong was a big transgression!

Show filial piety to elders

It is said that ruthlessness has been a royal family since ancient times, but there are not a few traitors like Zhuang Gong, and filial piety has become a traditional virtue, which has been passed down!

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