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In the early summer afternoon, the air is slightly sweet.
It's probably hot in summer. If you move a little, your clothes will sweat. Therefore, some people like "the flowers are getting more and more attractive in spring, and the shallow grass can be without the sound of hooves", some people like "the silver candle is cold and the small fan is flapping at the fireflies" in autumn, and some people like "the thousands of miles are frozen and the snow is floating in Wan Li" in winter, but few people like "the sunflower and pomegranate grow in hot summer" in summer.
Every summer, someone always says in a joking tone: "You can add clothes when it is cold in winter, and you can only continue to live by air conditioning in summer." It can be seen that summer is the least popular of the four seasons.
However, the hot sun is not the only thing in summer. There are infinite scenery in summer, such as "Lotus leaves are infinitely blue in the sky, lotus flowers are infinitely red in the sun", "Cicada is quiet in the forest, Tonamiyama is quieter" and "trees are everywhere at noon, nightingales are singing in dreams".
In addition, in the hot summer afternoon, after eating, sweat began to overflow from my forehead. When I was thirsty, I turned a corner, went to the grocery store, bought a favorite ice cream and took a bite. The cold touch penetrated all parts of my limbs along my mouth, making me feel very comfortable and even cold to my teeth. At that time, there will be sweetness in the air.
I didn't like summer either. It's too hot for people to play outside, so I have to stay in a small room.
Now, as I grow older, I gradually understand the fun of summer. Only in summer does the cicada's song echo all day. It was noisy at first. When I think of cicada's life, I can't bear to criticize it for disturbing people.
Cicadas need to lurk underground for several years, spend a long time in the dark, and after 5-6 metamorphosis, they can emerge as "adults". At the end of June, it broke through the ground, saw the light, climbed the tree, sang loudly and announced its existence to the world. But the shortest life span of adults is only three days, and the longest is only 60 days. And every time it changes, "nymph" will leave cicada shells and blindly use Chinese herbal medicines. Although small, it still contributes to the world.
Perhaps, it is precisely because there was only one summer that it was announced to the world in this way that they had lived enthusiastically.
You see, even in the hot summer, the old dogs are lying in the shade, sticking out their tongues, motionless, and still living such a passionate life.
There are four distinct seasons in this world, each with its own characteristics, but regardless of competition, each season has its own significance, each season breeds a specific seasonal life, and each season presents a different human landscape. Seeing flowers in spring, seeing the sea in summer, climbing mountains in autumn and stepping on snow in winter have their own advantages.
The four seasons in the world are like a person's life. Spring is a person's infancy, full of energy, strong curiosity, full of enthusiasm for everything in the world, never tired.
Summer is a name for people and has a certain understanding of the world. Sometimes they are docile and clever, sometimes they are eccentric, sometimes they are restless and sometimes they are at a loss.
Autumn is people's working period, their personality tends to be calm gradually, and the fruits of study and work are harvested step by step. However, the repeated sexual life day after day gradually obliterates the initial passion, just like the autumn climate, which is calm and waveless.
Winter is the old age, people's physical function gradually degenerates, their attention drops, their teeth and hair slowly fall off, and they are quiet and motionless. Every organ of the body wants to go into hibernation.
But just like the four seasons, every period of a person's life has different scenery. It is the superposition of these different landscapes that makes us the last, either ordinary or outstanding.
Perhaps the spring of life is ignorant, making a lot of jokes and doing a lot of wrong things, but at that time it was simple and carefree. What you can see is that life all over the world is the warmest years in life.
Perhaps the summer of life is easy to be impulsive and spontaneous, but at that time, blood and youth have only one chance to struggle for their dreams and try and make mistakes for life.
Perhaps the autumn of life was bent by the heavy negative pressure of life, which wiped out the ideal, but the happy marriage and the birth and growth of children at that time were the most precious memories in life.
Perhaps the winter of life is always helpless, but the tranquility after old age and the transparency of the world are incomparable wealth in other periods.
So, accept the advantages and disadvantages of each season, treat yourself and the world gently, get along calmly and happily, and enjoy the unique scenery of each period.
In this way, even in the summer afternoon, the air will be full of sweetness.
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