Kneel and beg English prawns to help me translate the following cold jokes.

One day, a drop of vanilla ice ice cream met a drop of chocolate ice cream. He said discontentedly, "Why can you go on holiday and get so tanned, but I can't?"

Chocolate ice cream said shamefully, "I'm just a piece of shit."

Self-reproach generally means that I helped the landlord to change a word, but what I say here in English can also be understood as self-reproach.

If you don't understand, you can call me