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What kind of words and pictures do people in the circle of friends often hate?

1, live dog. At the airport, waiting for the plane, plane ticket, cabin, getting off the plane, taking pictures all the way, just like people don't know how to fly.

2, coordinate dog. You must bring coordinates when you go out, and you must bring coordinates when you go abroad. Finally, you must let others know when you go out.

3, screenshot dog. Chatting with others' WeChat, especially with mom and dad or someone, is usually accompanied by a "mom" and then a face-covering expression. It's like you're talking about being avant-garde or someone who wants to see it.

4. Self-rated dogs. I posted a status and then commented below, like a unified reply. Who cares about you? I care about you, and I gave a unified reply. Maybe no comment.

On the contrary, I don't hate WeChat business or advertisements that much. After all, people are making money for themselves, and working hard just doesn't like shielding. The above four kinds of people are basically impossible to be intimate and difficult to delete, so they have to quietly watch him pretend to be so low.

Let me tell you about a great girl in my circle of friends, whom I met in the stray pet adoption group. This girl shows off her wealth every day, saying that she earns 500 thousand a month to buy a car and a house. At first, I thought she was very young and admired her. Later, I found out that she often sent friends to ask Lamborghini or Ferrari. Will the sale be too high-profile? Within a few days, she began to update all kinds of cars, which made people think that she had bought a car. Actually, she doesn't have a driver's license. All kinds of stolen maps. If we send any photos she likes, she will send them to a circle of friends to write a big tweet. A few days ago, she made a dynamic statement that she would take her girlfriends abroad, and her acne could not get out. First, she gave a hundred thousand dollars to her friend who saved her province, and she couldn't come back. After two days, she renewed her visa and finally came down. I have to go to that country first, and I just, uh, really bumped into my face. I never commented on her circle of friends, so I deleted it. I just watched her pretend quietly. Oh, by the way, she buys and sells sexy underwear in Taobao shop. I didn't know what store she opened at first, but later I found the website in her circle of friends and saw the sales. Hehe, it's good that she can earn 1000 a month. Basically, sales of two or three products are zero, and there are no 50 products.

There are even more wonderful things in WeChat. Who sends me some money every day and pays me back next month, or depends on who gives me the phone bill, who wants to eat canned food, who sends me screenshots of red envelopes and who makes up for it. I especially like this dress. No matter whether it is sponsored or not, it is annoying to send it every day, and it is decisively blocked. Don't buy if you can't afford it, don't wear it if you can't afford it, WeChat beggar!

Finally, send a picture of my circle of friends. I don't know if I'm so annoying. hey ...

Personally, I am extremely disgusted with all the non-original and unintentional States in my circle of friends.

In other words, even if you are a purchasing agent, if you are willing to spend some time to experience and recommend your products word by word, I will read them even if I don't buy them, and maybe I will give you a compliment and sympathize with the difficulties of studying abroad through work-study programs. But you can't "snap up the Christmas sale or it will be sold out" easily, and you also send eight articles at a time, which makes me feel like I have entered a shopping mall advertising group as soon as I open my circle of friends. Not appropriate, is it?

Mother's Day and Father's Day are coming. Bless your parents, right? Yes, please write a paragraph by hand, say something touching or ordinary, and sincerely express your gratitude to your parents for their parenting. Then I'll see it even if I don't know your home. Praise is a blessing. However, you used an emoji expression to forward a chicken soup article on Zhihu, which even a junior user can't write on the official WeChat account. It's so boring, which not only perfunctory your family, polluted my timeline, but also insulted my literary accomplishment.

I had a big meal with my friends last night, and I couldn't help but want to share it with my friends? No problem, if you can describe the food you eat a little outside the picture, do you have any advantages and disadvantages compared with other restaurants, do the waiters in this restaurant leave any impression on you, or do your friends tell any interesting jokes? But what if you always take a selfie that you can't see anything except your red mouth to shoot Daoxiao Noodles, Mala Tang or some barbecues? Haven't I eaten food or women's lipstick?

Feel that life is very distressing, and want to vomit or sigh with a sharp text? Well, experience life with your heart and then write your feelings with your heart. Don't always forward Lu Xun's articles, it will take a long time. Most of them were not written by others at all. It's not impossible to put famous words. The problem is that you don't even know Zhou's last name, but you have to tell me that you know Zhou Xun is filming. Don't try to fool you.

I've always been curious about those who make a mess of friends. Don't you know that in this Internet age, your QQ space or Weibo or friends circle is the only window for you to show yourself to the outside world? We don't need to consider every word, and the state of everything is thought-provoking. How many snacks can we use? If you encounter the above situation, you don't have enough talent to write your feelings, you can't be original, and you don't want to feel it with your heart, what would you say?