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mainland audiences will never be unfamiliar with his name. Fourteen years ago, Gao Yiping's male-female pairing program "Very Men and Women" made him popular across the Taiwan Strait overnight. In the Taiwan Province Variety Circle, he is one of the best mobile phones; For paparazzi and gossip magazines, he is the best tracking target; As far as a middle-aged man who has reached the age of 5 is concerned, he has never fallen behind in marrying, having children, marrying a woman and becoming a grandfather; As long as he has been in the entertainment circle for 27 years, he has also stumbled, such as peach scandal, affair and divorce, gambling fraud, drug abuse and abstinence ... Because of this, as long as people and things that are close to him have become the target of paparazzi's keen pursuit. He was shortlisted for the Golden Bell Award, the first award of Taiwan TV for 14 times, but it was not until mid-October this year that his merits were complete. He sighed and said that he felt "relieved". He is Cucurbita, known as Brother Cucurbita. Looking back on my 2-year mental journey in the entertainment industry, I frankly said that it was like a dream, so it was not true.

Career articles

After 14 shocks, he finally got rid of the "tragedy" of the Golden Bell Award

After waiting for more than 2 years, Hugua finally stopped sitting on the bench of the Golden Bell Award and took his daughter Hu Yingzhen (Xiaozhen) by the hand. He smiled and said that her daughter had been shortlisted for the Golden Bell Award when she was still in kindergarten, but she never got it. The trophy should be given to her daughter. However, after everyone cheered, they went home and turned off the light and lay on the bed, but they didn't feel any joy and excitement. Instead, they felt like they had a dream. "Sometimes when I look back, I have been working for so many years, and I think of some hard work in the past. So many things happened, just like a dream, so unreal." Nearly two months have passed since the Golden Bell Award came true, and my mood has been more precipitated. Hugua described the Golden Bell Award as a milestone on the road of life, and the hard work finally paid off, and I was "relieved".

retire after winning the prize?

"This is my only tool for making money"

When asked if winning the prize is no longer his goal? Cucurbita sighed a long time. "I don't know. My goal in life may be to do a good job in the program. Some people just want to shoot one by one. Then, as a variety show host, we should constantly challenge new types and new programs to give to everyone. So the goal is to always update yourself and always compete with yourself. " He said with great emotion that even if he didn't win the prize, he still had to move on, because he didn't win the prize for so many years, but he also moved on. On the night of the award ceremony, due to the limited time for his speech, Hu Gua was unable to read the "thousand-word speech" he prepared. He said that these words had been published in the publication of the Golden Bell Award, and the content was mainly about his feelings and feelings of nomination in the past.

at the age of 5, he was supposed to gradually step down from the fire line and slow down to enjoy his family's happiness. However, Hu Gua still holds the microphones of five variety shows, such as Challenge 11 and Party at 8 o'clock on Friday. He admits that his body is really overloaded, but he never thought about reducing his workload, let alone quitting the entertainment industry. "Acting career is not like the type of work in a company. If you retire from the position of manager, you can become a consultant or run a business or something according to your personal preferences. In this fierce competitive environment, you may be eliminated as long as you have a little rest or do fewer programs. You need to be ready for war at all times, ready to put on new equipment and enter new programs at any time. Therefore, you have always been in a very tight state, and you must maintain the height of the peak at any time, so you can continue to survive in this environment, otherwise you will retire directly. " Hugua said that he just loves acting, and it is also his only tool to make money. "It's not nostalgia, or it's because this is my job. Why else would you call me? I won't do any other sideline business, I haven't opened up other fields, I haven't opened a shop or anything, I can only keep doing it. "

if you don't get into the TV circle?

"Maybe I'll be a teacher of rhythmic dance"

When Cucurbita entered the entertainment industry, it also experienced a bitter period of time. Before entering the TV industry, when I was still a soldier, I became a literary soldier in the art team. Singing and dancing were all good projects, except that I didn't host a program, but I got to know Xia Chunyong, a noble person on the road of life. At that time, Hugua was just an ordinary young man who was quite interested in the entertainment industry. Xia Chunyong said to him, "Come to Taipei later." Later, cucurbit really went north alone and called Xia Chunyong. Cucurbita, who left his hometown only to pursue his distant dream, didn't even have a place to live. Xia Chunyong let Cucurbita live in his house for six months. The first show performance was also arranged by Xia Chunyong for him. At that time, the most popular host group in the show was fei chang and Ni Minran. The two partners were very popular with the audience and the relative price was high. Xia Chunyong suggested that the show owner let the newcomer Cucurbita match fei chang, which was both fresh and economical, and Cucurbita got the opportunity to appear and became fei chang's apprentice. "So I started the day of going to the cave and rushing between different shows."

"I once tried to be penniless, but I didn't dare to ask for money from my family. I just asked my sister for some money to buy steamed bread. I mostly ate instant noodles for three meals and lived a poor life." Cucurbita said faintly. At the worst moment, he felt that he couldn't stand it, so he wanted to go back to the army to teach dancing. But before he made up his mind to make a decision, someone informed the TV station that he would start a program and inform him to go for an interview. Since then, he has been lucky enough to embark on the road of performing arts. "Looking back now, if it didn't work out that time, maybe I would have been a rhythmic dance teacher."

The first program is "Wild Goose in the Woods" produced by Xia Chunyong, in cooperation with Shen Yan. Because the producer Xia Chunyong's episode made Hugua show his face, Hugua always called him a benefactor. That is, from then on, Hugua gradually learned how to become a host. Hugua said that he survived by biting his teeth. "I never thought about quitting. At that time, there was no so-called variety show at all. I just wanted to beg for a meal on the stage. I didn't expect to become a host later."

Everything goes wrong

Every time you stumble, you can die and turn over a new leaf

In 1986, Hugua began to host variety shows, from Diamond Stage, Victory in All Wars, Golden Melody and Dragon and Tiger List to Serial Bubbles, which cheered and made a hit, and gradually became a popular host and reached the peak of performing arts. More than 2 years have passed, and Hugua said that he can't remember the feeling at that time now. Anyway, he is busy every day, just like now, and he can't finish the notice. "It's just a matter of toiling and not thinking about the problem that one brother is different." I don't know if it's because he became popular overnight, and he was carried away by the feeling of being high, or because he made others jealous and criticized. Cucurbita didn't escape the ecological code of entertainment circle.

what's the difference between gambling and drug abuse?

"But this is life, and you will always make some mistakes"

In 27, Huguale quit, and his career quickly flourished. In 28, he became the income king of Taiwan Province variety show hosts with NT$ 1 million (about RMB 21 million). This year, it only narrowly lost to Wu Zongxian and ranked second, with a revenue of NT$ 12 million (about RMB 25 million). Regarding the question "How did you start taking drugs in those years?" Guage avoided talking about it: "It's been so long, and I don't think it's much meaning to mention it." However, for those days in the detention center, Hugua described it as quite stable. "It is very similar to the regular life when I was a soldier, and it is also very regular. I can read more books." He said that the sun rises as usual, the days are still shining, and there is not much introspection. When the reporter asked if there would be an autobiography? Hugua said that he hasn't thought about it yet. "Because I don't have any information, I didn't keep any pictures or videos in the past. I need a lot of related things to publish an autobiography. I have always lived by memory."

Cucurbita calmly stated his thoughts and confessed his mistakes, without any evasion. "I think God gave me some tests, which is a necessary process for growth. It's just that when I go through these processes, I have a hard time. Others don't need to go through this ordeal, but I have come through it and think it is helpful for my growth. Even the worst memories are taken as a warning and reference. Of course, I have made some mistakes, but this is life. " In the words, it reveals that all the things in the past are fleeting, and life has long been unchanged and should be indifferent. "I feel that I have been like this. I have never felt how great I am. I am just a person. Sometimes, I am watching some people in the entertainment industry and think of myself as a superstar and a king. I think it is ridiculous. "

don't play mahjong until you are 6?

"It's boring to waste time playing mahjong"

Before the incident, Hugua and his brother Hu Jixuan were involved in a gambling fraud case, and his brother Hu Jixuan was convicted and sentenced to two years and two months in prison, but Hugua was acquitted. He said that he rarely visited his brother in prison after that. "I really want to visit him, but visiting him will demonize the media. I once went to the detention center to perform at the invitation of the director of the detention center where he was held. I know it is not suitable for these occasions, but my family will often visit him."

On the day of the first-instance judgment of the gambling case, Hugua made an oath in front of the media reporters: "I believe that I will never play cards again until I am 6 years old, unless I retire one day." Now Hugua said that this remark may not be implemented, because he may not "return to his old job" after retirement, "because I haven't played again for five or six years." Hugua said that it wasn't that that happened that made him make up his mind, but that he suddenly realized one day that he spent too much time playing mahjong, and his work is still more important. "With so much work at hand, health and sleep are particularly important. Playing cards and mahjong really wasted a lot of time on the table, and it took more than six hours at once. I didn't know why at all. Suddenly I understood that this was a very boring thing, and my career was still rushing, and I didn't have nothing to do after retirement. " Hugua also revealed that he has given up smoking for a year and rarely drinks alcohol. "When friends get together during the Chinese New Year, they usually don't drink at home, don't drink with friends, and don't go to nightclubs to drink."

Affection articles

Worrying about and cherishing his daughter is unnecessary

It's hard to say whether Hu Gua is an honest man, but what he said is very real. He didn't try his best to follow you around, rambling about 25, miles, or pretend to be deaf and ignore the problem like some people, playing dodge ball with you. Hugua answered all the mistakes he had made, the detention center he had been in, and so on. Only two questions were his untouchable pain. One is the problem of starting to take drugs mentioned before, and the other is Guage's ex-wife Xiu Xiu. When the reporter asked, "Do you feel sorry for your ex-wife now?" Brother Gua said, "Is it too serious to talk about this?" And then I stopped answering my phone. However, Brother Gua talked about the other two women in his life-his daughter Xiaozhen, his current girlfriend Ding Rouan and his son Hu Shi 'an, but Kan Kan did.

is the daughter a lover of my father's last life?

"When a daughter gets married, a father will cry."

Hugua once spent NT$ 4 million (about RMB85,) a year to send her daughter Xiaozhen to study in Switzerland and attend the most luxurious local aristocratic institution. She only wanted her daughter to study hard. Unexpectedly, when she was 19 years old, she chose to debut and follow her father's path into the entertainment circle. Hugua said: "Of course, my idea is that I don't want her to step into this circle. I told her that it is best not to enter the entertainment industry, or you will regret it in the future. She said let her have a try. Our daughter is an adult and has autonomy. She insists on choosing this industry, and our parents can only respect her. But I won't help her and let her see for herself. My role as a father can only be to give some suggestions and warn her about the bad environment outside. As for how she absorbs it herself, I can't manage it. "

With the help of cucurbits, Xiaozhen's first video program was "Let me guess, let me guess" by his father's good friend Wu Zongxian. Under the care of Wu Zongxian and his agent Wang Weizhong, he successfully entered the entertainment industry. It seems to be a good starting point, but when Xiaozhen was on a variety show many years later, she also revealed the bitterness of trying to pay the rent and eat instant noodles. Hugua talks about her daughter, and every sentence is a deep love. "Every parent will be worried about her children, but you can only watch her all the time, and you are not away from home. Everyone lives in the same environment, and sometimes videos will be encountered, so it is easy to take care of them. In fact, she never has any penniless time, and everything is provided to her at home. She also has her own job. Now that she is a mother, she knows more about what her parents said at the beginning, so she is mature. Every child will make her parents feel distressed or worried, but now I feel that these worries and distress are redundant. "

In June this year, Xiaozhen and plastic surgeon Li Jinliang (formerly known as Li Jinliang) reissued the wedding banquet. Hugua was in tears at the wedding ceremony. He said that he was really reluctant to give his daughter to his son-in-law, but he and his ex-wife Xiu Xiu were also very happy to see them. He finally put down a stone in his heart and gave Xiaozhen a diamond ring, because his daughter was his father's lover in his last life and he was proud of her. Hugua said that tears are still sweet after the aftertaste. "Every father should cry when his daughter gets married, right? Even if you don't cry at the wedding, will you cry in private? "

Li Jinliang, the son-in-law, keeps getting the news?

"The truth is 3%"

Li Jinliang, the son-in-law, has been having an affair before marriage. Not only was he photographed by paparazzi carrying Xiaozhen and going to a hotel to check in with other women, but he also had an affair with actress Mizuki Hinano and others, which made Hugua very dissatisfied. Even on his birthday in June this year, he made a wish that "I hope Li Jinliang would stop publishing in newspapers". Although Li Jinliang restrained a lot after marriage, she was fined 15, yuan and closed for three months because the plastic surgery clinic illegally operated jelly and silica gel breast augmentation. Speaking of this, Hugua's tone is full of helplessness. "Plastic surgery clinics would have faced these storms, and some did not. As long as the media in Taiwan Province take a photo, they can write a push article, which is completely based on pictures and stories. No one can know the real thing better than our family. For outsiders, it is all hype. Whether Xiaoyan is happy or not is only clear in their hearts, and outsiders are all looking at flowers in the fog. "

As for the authenticity of the report, the quick-witted Hugo admits that 3% of it is true. The other 7% is "demonized" by the media. As an experienced person, Hugua didn't "teach classes" to her daughter, and said that her daughter didn't need his comfort. Hugua said: "Xiao Zhen knows very well that today the media may praise you, praise you to the sky, and trample you to the ground tomorrow. This is the usual trick of the media. While holding and consuming, artists will be helped in their career and business, and then you will inevitably be consumed. This is the law. Otherwise, you are an unknown life, or an unknown wife and mother. "

about the son-in-law.