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Find a series of jokes about "Auntie, you look like an apple"! !

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face looks like a peach!" " "Aunt happily hugged her relatives around and asked," How's it going? " The little niece naively replied, "There are fine hairs on it. "

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face is like a pear!" " "Aunt happily hugged her relatives around and asked," How's it going? " The little niece naively replied, "There are little brown spots on it. "

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face is like an orange!" " "Aunt happily hugged her relatives around and asked," How's it going? " The little niece naively replied, "There is a shallow pit on it. "

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face is like a flower!" " "Aunt happily hugged her relatives around and asked," How's it going? " The little niece naively replied, "There is a bee lying on it. "

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face looks like an octopus!" " "menstruation hugged her angrily, fanned her left and asked," How's it going? " The little niece cried and replied, "Her eyes are round and big. "

One day, Xiaohui, a five-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face looks like an apple!" " "Aunt happily hugged her relatives around and asked," How's it going? " The little niece naively replied, "It's red and blue! "

One day, Xiaohui, a 5-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, you look like an airport!" "menstruation hugged her angrily, fanned her left and asked," How's it going? " The little niece cried and replied, "Your skin is very smooth! ! ! ! !

One day, Xiaohui, a 5-year-old niece, looked at her aunt's face and said, "Aunt, your face looks like litchi!" " "menstruation hugged her happily and asked," What's it like? "The little niece replied with a smile," like a peeled litchi!