Tell me a funny joke. Tell me a funny joke. Let’s listen.

1. One day while chatting with my children, a girl asked me: "Teacher, are you married?" I smiled and replied: "What do you think?" "I guess you are not married." "Well, that's right. "I scratched her little nose, and the child smiled and asked, "Do you have a child?"

2. Supplementary sentence exercises: I came out of... One student wrote: I came out of heaven. I was puzzled and asked: "Why did you come out of the sky?" Sheng Zhen replied: "I am a dragon."

3. If a couple is from the north or the south, there will be a certain accent between them. The inexplicable difference in pronunciation is cute.

A Taiwanese guy confessed his love to a girl from Northeast China. The guy said softly: "I've been sweating for a long time, are you doing it?"

The girl from Northeast China backed away. After two steps, he replied: "Oh my god, I'm preaching!!"

4. At the scene of the car accident, I held my wife tightly in my arms. The car accident was so tragic. I knew her, I couldn't hold on much longer.

I asked: "Dear, can I... do anything else for you?"

My wife answered with difficulty: "Just... once." ...pieces..."

Urged her: "Just tell me, anything is fine. "

The wife said with difficulty: "You...can...can't...stop smiling so fucking happily...?"