You have a good sense of humor. How to write the ending 100?

Today, as usual, my father took me to a dance class. Today's dance teacher Yang is different from usual. He is very humorous today, saying that Yang in our class is acting because she cries like a play. It is said that Yi Lee grew up on aliens, because Yang Lai asked her questions and she didn't answer them.

Dear little students, do you also want to have such a dance teacher?

Chapter IV: Humorous Friends [100 words]

My friend Mo Guanglin is ten years old. Read the fourth grade. He is about my age and has big eyes. He is humorous and good at telling jokes.

Once, he wanted to play poker. I said, "I have playing cards at home. Do you want to play? " "No, I didn't see it when I went to your house last time." "Yes!" I said. "no!" He said. "Yes!" "no!" "Yes" ... we quarreled one after another. Mo Guanglin suddenly said, "Yes ... it has nothing to do with yes ..." He paused and said, "No! Haha, you don't have playing cards at home! Haha! " I laughed as soon as I heard it. I stifled my laughter and said, "You might as well just say' no', so it will become' yes'. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "It seems that you also know humor! Ha ha ha ... "This is my friend.

Chapter 5: Humorous Teacher Guo [100 words]

Today, we didn't go to exercise because the teacher said it was raining. It's great that we can compete again. At this moment, Miss Guo came. She said, do you want to hear a good news? We said, yes.

Teacher Guo said, the good news I want to say is that the afternoon is April Fool's Day, and we are very excited to have a three-day holiday. At this time, the teacher said, but we screamed, and the teacher said that we should do three papers every day. We said, isn't that the same? The teacher said it was impossible. Let's say that the teacher quickly said that this is a good thing.