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Self-deprecating copywriting with high emotional intelligence

1. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

2. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

4. Don't flatter yourself. Everyone who has left is better off than you, but you are the only one who can't get out.

You can love someone to death, but you can never love someone to shame. In fact, you look really ugly when you beg him not to leave.

6. Some people forget it! The so-called obsession, in their own eyes, is love; In the eyes of the other party, it is annoying; In other people's eyes, it is mean.

7. If it weren't for two of a kind, your infatuation would be a burden to others.

8. What you care about, what you think about and dream about day and night, may be just a fart in the other person's eyes. So, don't care so much about others, think more about yourself.

9. When a person replies to your message slowly or directly, don't worry about what happened to him. He is just accompanying someone more important than you or doing something more important than you.

10. If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

1 1. There are so many people who care about each other in the world. What you pay blindly is only people who are used to pushing their luck.

12. If you want something, you should either try to catch up or give up. Don't always nag in front of everyone to express your determination or complain constantly, and become the laughing stock of others after dinner.

13. If you refuse to make temporary efforts to win success, you may have to spend your whole life patiently enduring failure.

14. Don't think the road is long, but it's Xiu Yuan. The stupidest thing in the world is to be ambitious but waste time.

15. The result of living in the eyes of others forever is that you can't please everyone, but you can't see yourself more and more.

16. How many truths in this world have finally turned into jokes, and how many jokes have turned into unspeakable truths!

17. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings, just cry, and cry well to make money.

18. Sometimes, when the economy is not independent, everything you say is bullshit.

19. In this world, blx is the most indispensable. You need to make your heart stronger, and you need to make your abilities worthy of your dreams.

20. People are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too lazy to take trifles seriously.

2 1. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

If your starting point is to please people, you should be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you will accomplish nothing.

23. Don't be too kind, generous and capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right. Even if one day you are tired of crying, no one will love you.

24. In the end, you will understand that it's not sad to give up someone who doesn't love you. Enough is enough if you don't get something in return.