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Ask for a cold joke. . . (accident)
He likes to swing on tall trees.
Especially a tall banana tree growing on the edge of a cliff,
He prefers to pick bananas there.
Every time you finish picking bananas,
He will have dinner with his good friend orangutan,
Because orangutans are too big to climb trees.
But one day, the ape accidentally fell from a big tree while picking bananas.
From then on, I was afraid of heights.
To encourage him, orangutan friends,
Decided to pick bananas for apes,
I hope the ape eats it,
You can get back the feeling of climbing trees.
But orangutans are not very good at climbing trees.
So he found many orangutan friends,
Everyone works together to win bananas,
So, apes are eating bananas picked by orangutans.
So he cured his fear of heights,
Since then, orangutans and apes have lived a happy life.
This story tells us a very important revelation:
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.. a male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !
2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …
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"Orangutans, can cure orangutans! 」
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