Ten humorous jokes to calm a woman and ten sentences to calm a girlfriend?

1. I know why you are angry, but you should also know why I am angry. I corrected my mistake and you corrected yours. I shouldn't make you angry, but I am willing to make any changes for you. If you ignore me, I will ignore you, and see who can't stand it first. Can you not be angry? 6. It's my fault. Just hit me. Don't be angry. 7. If you ignore me, I will ignore you, and see who can stand it. 8. This is my fault. You hit me, I'll hit you. Don't be angry. I shouldn't make you angry, but I am willing to make any changes for you.