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What new year's goods are suitable for Chinese New Year?

There are still a few days before the Spring Festival. Do you have all the necessities of your family? In fact, this time of year gives me the biggest headache. I can't live without new year's goods at home. Before I go shopping, I will make a shopping list first, and then go to the local reputable supermarket to buy it all at once. The contents of the list, including the name and quantity, are generally purchased on demand, so that the New Year will be over, so as not to waste!

Here, Jane would like to say one more thing, don't buy new year's goods cheaply, but rather spend more money to buy fresh ones, especially the following four categories, and it is best to buy them again! How embarrassing it is to save more money and be laughed at by those talkative (relatives) of seven aunts and eight aunts!

dry fruit

1: melon seeds, whether pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds, must be plump, flat and thin, so don't buy them, they are ugly and unpalatable! Then, if you want to eat healthily, don't buy those flavors, such as spiced, cream, caramel, blueberry and so on. These rich flavors are all due to additives, so buy as little as possible!

2. Pistachio nuts, buy natural open ones, don't buy closed ones or ones with only a small crack, both of which are artificially opened and not delicious! Green nuts are fresher than yellow ones;

3: Walnut, the shell is light yellow, and the white one is sulfur smoked. Hazelnuts should be big, full and white! Grab a handful of almonds when you buy them and stick them on your hands as much as possible. The good ones feel dry and loose, and the bad ones stick to your hands! Raisins, buy the kind of oily sugar with dry surface and no particles!

bacon

You can't be blessed with bacon when you are young. Pay attention to buying bacon. Don't buy bacon that is too red. Generally speaking, it is bright red or dark red. Then see if the meat is full. The white meat part must be transparent or milky white!

Sausage, it is best to choose the kind with smooth color, the color is natural red or bordeaux, and the white meat is evenly striped without any impurities! Whether it's bacon or sausage, you should buy non-sticky, elastic, fat and thin, and qualified bacon at the same time!

Candy class

In the new year's goods, candy is the most indispensable, but due to the increasing demand in the candy market in recent years, some unscrupulous vendors often shoddy, so be sure to distinguish carefully when buying! It is best to go to a more formal supermarket and choose a well-known brand. The price may be slightly higher, but isn't it just for the comfort of Chinese New Year? If you buy some inferior candy, you can really make your relatives laugh to death! Then most of the candy melts easily, so it's best to put it in a cold room or a cool and ventilated place after buying it home!

condiment

Whether it's onion, ginger, garlic or sauce vinegar tea, the demand for Chinese New Year is relatively large, and most of these seasonings will increase in price near the end of the year, so you can buy more now, anyway, the shelf life is longer!

Onion, ginger and garlic can be placed in a cool and ventilated place or stuffed into the refrigerator! Then there is the choice of condiments, soy sauce should be brewed, vinegar and cooking wine should also be brewed; Do not buy blended oil, do not buy genetically modified edible oil, it is best to buy pure vegetable oil; Oyster sauce should be bought with oyster sauce; Brown sugar should be bought from pure sugarcane; Liquor should be pure grain.