Children’s Joke: Have fun!

Children’s Jokes to Make You Smile (1)

1. Several friends came to the house, and the mother placed her 5-year-old son in a room with the friend’s child. On the small table. The son begged his mother to let him sit with the adults.

"No!" Mom said: "Son, you are still young. When you grow a beard, you can eat and drink with me." The son pulled his head and reluctantly sat on the child's desk. on the table.

At this time, the kitten at home was attracted by the aroma of the dishes. It turned to the son's feet. The son kicked: "Go! You have grown a beard! Go to the adults to eat and drink." . ”

2. The 5-year-old child was delivering food to his father. He saw a cleaner clearing the sewer on the way and stopped.

“One of my brother’s gold coins rolled down through the crack of this gutter cover.” The child said.

Suddenly, the cleaner's eyes lit up: "Son," he said in a nonchalant manner, "hurry up and deliver food to your father. The food will be cold soon."

Half an hour later, the child passed by again and saw the cleaner covered in sewage and still busy there.

"Are you sure the gold coins rolled down from here?" the cleaner asked. "Yes," the child replied, "my father took it out from here."

3. A family of three moved into a new house. The wife saw that her husband and son were not very particular about hygiene, so she A slogan was written at home, "Everyone is responsible for hygiene." To urge my son and husband to pay attention to hygiene.

My son came home from school and saw the slogan. He took out a pen and changed the slogan to "Pay attention to hygiene, adults are responsible."

The next day, when the husband saw him, he also took out a pen and changed the slogan to "It is the wife's responsibility to pay attention to hygiene."

4. Xiao Ming's grandfather always reads News, always wearing reading glasses. Xiao Ming felt strange: "Grandpa, why do you always wear glasses when reading and writing?"

Grandpa replied: "Because you can see clearly!"

Xiao Ming He nodded, clapped his hands happily and said: "Grandpa, I know, the glasses are bigger than the eyes!"

Children's Jokes to Smile Happyly (2)

1. A child is obsessed If you don't know the road, ask the police on the roadside. The police asked: "Child, where do you live?"

The child said: "My mother only taught me to ask the police if I get lost, but she didn't tell me where I live."

2. One day, my wife asked her son: "Do you like Chinese class or math class best?" The son shook his head.

The wife asked again: "So, do you like music or painting?" The son shook his head again.

The wife was anxious: "So do you have a favorite class?"

The son said seriously: "I like 'after class' the most."

3. After dinner, my father saw his son Xiao Ming counting coins, so he asked him an arithmetic question: "What is 8 plus 16?" Xiao Ming anxiously fiddled with his fingers and toes, and it took him a long time to figure it out.

Dad was anxious: "Don't you know how to use your brain?"

Xiao Ming said: "I only have one brain, and it's not enough if I add more!"

4. The children in the kindergarten are chatting.

Little A said: "I'm so miserable. My mother said there was lettuce in the burger, which made me afraid to eat it. I only learned yesterday that there is a vegetable called lettuce!"

Little B Said: "I am even worse, 55, I am lovelorn, because my mother said the medicine is sweet, just like sugar, Xiaohua said she wanted to eat candy, so I gave her my grandfather's medicine... The next day , her mother told her not to date me."

Little C said: "What does it matter? That day my mother asked me if I wanted a new home, and I said yes, but I ended up having more. A new father..."

Children's Jokes for a Happy Smile (3)

1. The child asked his father for pocket money. The father sighed and said: "Child, don't value money too much. , some things are more important than money!”

“Why?”

“Because money can buy those more important things!”

2 , Son: "Dad, what is the highlight?"

"It is a good show performed at the end.

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Son: "Then I am a student. When the exam came out this time, my name was placed at the end. "

3. Tomorrow is my son's birthday, and my mother is going to buy Weiwei a gift.

Mom: "Son, what do you want your mother to buy you?

Son: "I want a big cake." ”

Mom: “What else do you want?” "

Son: "I also want a big cake. ”

Mom: “Why do you want so many big cakes?” Can it fit in the stomach?

Son: "Then I want another belly." "

3. Classmate: "Why haven't I seen your brother these days? "

Xiao Ming: "He fell and was lying on the bed. ”

Classmate: “What happened?” "

Xiao Ming: "We played a game to see who could stick his hand out the window the farthest, and he won. "

4. "Dad, my brother said that I am the son of a bastard. "

"I know, I will teach him a lesson. ", the father said.

The child asked, "Is he also the son of a bastard? "

5. Teacher: Please use the word "purpose" to make sentences.

Xiaoqiang: You are the most beautiful teacher I have ever seen.

Teacher: Thank you, but what about the "purpose"?

Xiaoqiang: I hope to go home early today.