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You can copy five compositions, but if you copy them, you should write 10.

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Today, we finished watching The Ship of Venice, which said that Venice has beautiful scenery and we really want to know more about Venice.

I was very busy when I got home. I went back to my room and rummaged through newspapers and books in the closet. I searched several rooms and still found nothing. Just when I was disappointed and ready to give up, my wandering eyes stayed on the computer. I think; Can't you check it on the computer? Still have to work so hard to find it?

I turn on the computer, click' Baidu' and enter' Venice in Water City'.

Pictures. Press the Enter key with your right hand and all kinds of pictures will come out. Their house is in the most unlikely place-water. There are boats of different sizes floating on the sea, and there are houses and churches by the sea. Nothing can be done without a boat.

I checked the information about Venice again. I open' Baidu' and enter' Venice in Water City'. Enter, then click first, and the information will come out. After reading it, I realized that Venice is an ancient city located in the northeast of Italy, a world-famous aquatic city and a tourist attraction. It is located along the Adriatic Sea in Europe, surrounded by the sea, and consists of more than 100 islands. There are 1 17 criss-crossing rivers connected by more than 400 bridges. Therefore, it is also called "Water City", "Hundred Island City" and "Bridge City". Venice is also a friendly messenger of the Chinese and Italian peoples, Mark? Polo's hometown. In order to make the friendship between China and Italy last forever,1In March, 980, Venice and Suzhou, China became sister cities. Ah! Venice is so beautiful! I copied these materials into my notebook and wrote them down silently. Dad came back, and I excitedly ran over and asked; Father who knows heaven and earth, what kind of city do you think Venice is? Dad thought for a moment and said,' This? I don't know much about it either. You can check the information. Hearing this, I cried happily,' Oh, I know what others don't know, and you have problems you don't know! Ha ha. ' '

At this moment, the birds are particularly lovely, the flowers are particularly beautiful, and everything in the world has become so beautiful!

Computers are really experts in solving puzzles. I'm really happy with you. ?

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Make people daydream endlessly, books enrich knowledge and broaden their horizons. Life without books is like a bird without wings. ...

I am a person who doesn't like reading very much, but as long as I see my favorite book, it is like being fascinated, and my soul is sucked away.

The Myth of China is one of my favorite books. It tells fairy tales, big and small. Although there are only a dozen short stories in it, they are vivid and lifelike in the author's pen. There is a saying in Jingwei's reclamation: "Day after day, year after year, Jingwei always goes back and forth between the West Lake Forest and the East China Sea, throwing pebbles into the sea one by one." This passage is about "Jingwei" tirelessly picking up stones from the mountains and filling the sea all year round. From this passage, I learned that I must persist in doing anything, and I will succeed after a long time. As long as my goal is single-minded, a drop of water can wear a stone, a rope can break wood dramatically, and even a small stone can fill the sea.

I like this book, not only because it tells us profound truth, but also because of its beautiful words, good sentences, good paragraphs and good stories.

Books make people daydream, enrich knowledge and broaden their horizons, and become the ladder of human progress in the book market. ...

Let's walk into the world of books together, taste this wonderful taste and feel this wonderful realm!

It's good to have you

There is an umbrella, which has been raining for a long time, but it still refuses to accept the rain. There is a bunch of flowers that will not be thrown away after smelling for a long time. There is a friendship that I hope will last forever. Even if the hair turns white, it can still stay in my heart. Reading this classic text again will still arouse my heart's treasure of the fate of fireworks and a little warmth and brilliance along the way. Walking on the road of life, I will experience many things and meet many people, including those I want to be close to and those I want to be close to, and the interaction between people is the process of things constantly updating and alternating. So, there is what many people call fate. Meeting is fate, meeting is fate, and acquaintance is fate. Be honest with each other, cherish the beautiful fate of understanding, grasp the precious beautiful fate, feel the beautiful feeling brought by fate, feel the brilliance of the fate process, and feel the experience in this life mileage.

No matter whether flowers bloom or fall, fate will leave traces in my heart, just like the song "Meeting is a Song" sings. You once said to me: Meeting is a song, eyes are the sea of spring, youth is the green river, meeting is a song, peers are you and me, heart is the young sun, sincere and lively, ... You once said to me: Meeting is a song, respectively the road of tomorrow, missing is also a fire, and heart is an eternal string, firm and persistent ... The charm of lyrics lies in the true appeal to life, friends and friends.

In fact, the process of life is a walking process of fate. On the road of life, I grew up, experienced, chic and mature. As I walked along with the years, I gradually understood the meaning, value and real purpose of life. In the long river of time, the footprints of growth are all over the stormy road of life. Years are like the sea and friendship is like a song. In the journey of life, every time I approach, I am moved. A short greeting message, a cordial telephone conversation, a lively expression, a brisk song and a beautiful and fresh landscape picture all move me, making me feel the beauty of fate and the warmth of friendship.

The friendship of friends is like this cup of rich and fragrant coffee, which lies in the taste and brewing. I often sit quietly at my desk alone on a warm afternoon, savoring the richness of coffee, thinking about my friends' dribs and drabs, listening to music in my ear, and often letting the spark of thought wander in my friends' living space. Friendship is like this cup of coffee, slowly savoring the warm fragrance, imagining meeting a friend in an elegant coffee shop and drinking coffee and listening together.

On the road of life, because of you, because of me, because of the happiness that every fate brings me, life becomes beautiful and sunny. Every time I hear the song "Meeting is a Song", I will think of the friendship between friends, and a faint warmth will fill my whole body. The communication between friends does not lie in distance, and the feeling of friendship does not lie in material giving. For me, "the beauty of friends lies only in their warm feelings towards each other, and their hearts and souls are moved." Only because I am so moved, life will be as beautiful as a flower, and only because of the friendship of friends will the flowers of life be dazzling.

When I am alone, looking up at the sky, I will think of my friends. When you are lonely, you will think of your friends when you bow your head and say nothing. When I am sad, I will think of my friends when I cry. When I am in pain, when I am depressed and helpless, I will think of my friends; When I am happy, I will laugh and think of my friends. Happy moments, smiles and stares will remind me of my friends. Therefore, the touch in life is tied to the friendship of friends, and the thoughts between hearts are tied to the friendship of friends, vaguely remembering that you are friends and vaguely caring about friends. A touch of warmth lights up friendship and shines warmly on this journey of life. Life with friends is no longer lonely, life with friendship is not lonely, and life with friendship is not lonely. ?

It's good to have you

one

XX, math xxx, physics xxx ... "I can't believe my eyes when I look at the scores of all subjects written in the manuscript." Looking back on the past few months, I have been studying hard. I went to the classroom first in the morning and last in the evening, but why didn't my grades go up? I beat my chest in annoyance and thought, "Maybe I'm really not suitable for school. "My heart suddenly darkened, and I couldn't help burying my head in my arms.

"Don't lose heart, a monthly exam doesn't mean anything." A comfortable voice reminded me in my ear. I looked up and saw your caring smile. You said earnestly, "It doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. Come back next time, as long as you learn, you will definitely make progress. ...

After a few words, I feel that hope is back. I looked up again, sank down and plunged into the study.

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On the football field, in the second half, our class fell behind the strong teams by 1: 3, and the strength was very different. We are about to give up, and running is not as active as before. You scolded angrily: "What are you doing? We didn't lose before the whistle sounded. If we fight to the end, we are the best! " A few words seemed to give us a shot in the arm, and we were more active than before.

The fighting is also more intense. We read a penalty before the end, and the score was fixed at 4: 4. We won, and our tired cheers echoed on the playground. ...

From then on, I understood that everything would change before it was over, so I like to work hard until the last minute. ...

It's good to have you, and I know a lot.

It's good to have you. It makes me stronger.

Friend, it's good to have you.

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From that moment on, I understood the meaning of spring between winter and summer. From that moment on, I realized the importance between failure and success. -inscription

When the sky is no longer gloomy, the wind is no longer whistling, and the grass quietly looks out, I understand-spring is coming.

Walking in the garden in spring, everything is so fresh. I feel so comfortable after being imprisoned for many days in the cold winter. Look, the careful grass, with a small head, tentatively looks around: "Is Miss Chun there?" ? Has winter passed? "Warm wind immediately caressed his head, with a little warmth, sunshine and the unique smell of spring, which is his answer! As a result, the grass is happy and grows like a staircase, and the sound of their growth can be heard in the whole yard. What I saw in front of me was no longer the white snow and ice a few months ago, but a little new green, which immediately turned into a thick green cotton blanket.

On the hillside, pieces of scattered residual snow are still struggling there, but the mountain flowers have already revealed their long-lost smiling faces, and the branches have already taken out new buds. The river began to run, dancing with a little green for the arrival of spring. Close your eyes, as if you can already smell the fragrance of peach blossoms and apricot blossoms; I seem to have seen the sun wandering in the green underworld, but I can't devote myself to the impatience of the earth.

Hard-working ants can be seen in the corner, busy on the earth, but they don't forget to praise spring. Between the flowers and plants, several small yellow and black insects are dancing. Oh, it's a bee I haven't seen you for half a year, and I'm still so popular. On the branches, cicadas have climbed here, cleared their throats and are ready to sing a song. Unconsciously, the scene of hundreds of ants racing to run has emerged in front of us; The taste of honey has been distinguished in the mouth; The sound of cicada has been echoing in my ears.

Walking in the spring garden, my mind suddenly remembered the childlike interest in finding spring in the cold winter and the lovely dream of finding summer in the continuous spring rain. Vaguely, I seem to realize the enlightenment that teacher Chun brought us: "In the midst of suffering, we should look for the fire of hope. When the fire of hope is found by you, will the brilliant tomorrow be far behind? "

Walking in the garden of spring, the suffering of winter has passed, the spring of hope has been found, and the glory of summer is coming soon. At this time, I felt like still water, because from that moment on, I understood the relationship between winter, spring and summer, the relationship between suffering, hope and glory, and the most important philosophy in life-"Looking for hope in suffering, hope contains glory".

Have you all the way.

You are a ray of sunshine in my morning, warming my heart; You are my hazy first dewdrop, nourishing my dead branches; You are the first spring in my life, watering my dreams ...?

When I was a hungry baby, you put me to sleep with your warm arms. I know and remember that the first person I saw when I opened my eyes was you. Therefore, I will never forget your appearance. You taught me to talk and walk when I couldn't walk. I still remember that the first sentence I shouted when I was talking was "Mom", and the hug I jumped at when I was walking was yours. When I was still illiterate, you held me in your arms, taught me to read with a doll book, and taught me to draw interesting "characters" on paper hand in hand. I still remember that the title page of that book is the word "mother", and the first word I can write is the word "mother" in My Mother. Too many. I have good memories of you all the way.

When I entered the school gate, you took my hand to meet many children. I met an "aunt" named "teacher" and many lovely children. Later, I learned that this building with many children and teachers is called "school", and you told me. I am very happy, just like a carefree bird, flying freely in the blue sky. And you, the vast blue sky ...?

In the process of growing up, I was naughty, stingy and made many mistakes. I clearly remember that you tricked me and educated me. I'm glad to have a good mother like you. I know your kindness. Don't you want me to grow up healthily and happily?

What impressed me most was when I made a mistake. When I make a small mistake, you patiently educate me and tell me what is right and wrong, what to do and what not to do, and what to do in the future. ...

Finally remind me: don't do it again! When I made a big mistake, you were full of anger and sharply criticized me. Although you always seem fierce when you are angry, I am very grateful for your educational methods, which pointed me in the right direction and kept me from going astray.

How can my beautiful flowers bloom without you? Without you, how can my young seeds grow and sprout ... In short, I thank you, dear mother, for having you along the way!

Feel (doing sth) is an infinite pleasure.

It is impossible for life not to face difficulties, or difficulties devour cowards, or strong people conquer difficulties. Therefore, there is a saying that "difficulty is like a spring, and weakness is strong." ?

Every step we take will encounter difficulties, and we will feel threatened and blackmailed by difficulties. Although neither nature nor society will develop with our own will, our mission is to transform nature and society. However, in this difficult transformation, whether as individuals or as a country, we are also consciously or unconsciously transformed by nature and society. Accumulation and consumption, development and stagnation, increase in investment and shortage of funds ... these contradictions constitute a difficult problem that plagues China's social development. Everyone living in this country now feels the pressure of all kinds of difficulties, and some people think that life is too tired and too difficult. Is it difficult? It's hard. Tired? Tired, too. However, sighing is too difficult and too tired to solve the problem. The more difficult and tired we are, the more we need to calmly consider how to get rid of the predicament. ?

We are surrounded by complex difficulties, and the reasons for these difficulties are different, both objective and subjective. As people often say, objective laws and external interference are often irresistible, so they cannot be avoided. As far as China is concerned, if the foundation is weak, it has not experienced the process of full development of commodity economy; The huge population has caused many problems, such as education, health, housing and food. Lack of resources, such as forest resources, energy resources, land (cultivated land) resources ... are very scarce, "a clever woman can't cook without rice." Personally, such as family environment, health status, education level, work ... these are all difficulties that we should pay attention to. However, many other difficulties may not necessarily occur. They are often caused by our mistakes and ignorance, that is, subjective reasons. They are not objective inevitability, but contingency, which can be avoided through hard work. In people's memory, in the history of * * * and China, how many times have such man-made disasters happened! The three-year difficult period in the early 1960s is still terrible. Natural disasters are actually only one aspect, including the ideological "Left" influence, bureaucracy and disrespect for science, which means that they are caused by human factors. In these man-made difficulties, we have consumed a lot of manpower and material resources and greatly damaged our vitality. The so-called "paying tuition" that people often hear has also brought many difficulties to our economic life. Self-isolation, self-isolation, let us be isolated from the world, how much time we wasted. In one's life, there are also many difficulties caused by one's own reasons. I often hear many people complain that fate is bad or unfair. In fact, the reason why they hit a wall everywhere is largely related to their prejudice and mistakes. I think that if a person is left out everywhere, he can't complain about society blindly. It is true that self-development is limited due to social reasons, but what about himself? ?

What should I do in the face of difficulties? One is not afraid, and the other is to overcome. This is good, but it is not enough to have the courage to overcome difficulties. What is more important is to rationally analyze which difficulties are objective and which are subjective. It is objective, and our efforts to overcome it are subjective and should be avoided. People's energy and life are always limited, so we should try our best to reduce the chance of conflict with difficulties. In any case, difficulties are always a bad thing. There used to be a saying that "difficulty is a good thing and can exercise people", which is very romantic. Under this excuse, many people have fallen into an artificial predicament, unable to get rid of it, and wasted a lot of good time. We should minimize subjective mistakes, so that we can have more time and energy to deal with objective difficulties. Some people say that mistakes and failures are inevitable. Yes, you can say that, but you must never use this as an excuse to appease your mistakes. This is especially true for a country. We should try our best to avoid the difficulties caused by mistakes, treat all kinds of difficulties scientifically, and not be intimidated by them, instead of spinning around in the trap we set for ourselves. ? Talking about soldiers is always empty. Let's cheer up, face all kinds of difficulties bravely and rationally, try to avoid the suffering caused by human factors and move towards the future step by step. ?

? On the way?

on the way

I have been traveling on my way to school.

Shuttle freely between poems and songs; Galloping in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division; Talking about the world in political history.

Learning is happy, and after learning new knowledge, happy satisfaction overflows; Or linger in a wonderful chapter of a strange article; Or rejoice at the opening of a difficult problem; Or you have ambitions for your country.

On the way to school, I am a happy acquirer.

I have been traveling on the road of youth.

Even if the wind is strong and the waves are strong, I will seize the fate by the throat with the passion of youth; Even if I succeed in creating more obstacles and causing more failures, I will experience failures again and again and climb over obstacles with youthful vitality; Even if I walk out of my youth one day, I will continue to travel with a youthful heart.

On the road of youth, I am a happy young man.

I have been traveling on the road of life.

No matter how long this road is, I will go on as always; No matter how bumpy and tortuous this road is, I will leave some time to see the scenery of the journey; No matter how tired this road is, I still keep an optimistic heart.

Will not be discouraged by the thorns ahead; Will not be fascinated by roadside fantasies.

On the road of life, I am a strong traveler.

I have been on the road, traveling on all kinds of roads. On the way to school, my backpack is full and fruitful; On the road of youth, I run and jump and go forward bravely; On the road of life, I cut through thorns and strut.

A person, with thousands of moods, has traveled thousands of roads.

on the way

The hurried scenery has become an eternal memory, but only this step has never stopped for anyone. I know. I've been on the road. -Inscriptions always have a strange dream. In my dream, I have been running, and the road in circles is like a maze. Running is always endless. Round and round, there is no exit, so we can only keep running, always on the path surrounded by blue bricks. I didn't find myself sweating until I was woken up ... Maybe I was on the road and never stopped running. People who come and go are only in a trance for a moment. In my hurry, I missed the scenery, that childhood, that smiling face. I heard that childhood is just a stop, and it will always be forgotten in the distance of the road, and it will always be precipitated by years. However, this joyful little station stopped too short. How can I go back if I miss it once? ! If you regret it more than once, why not stop your persistent steps, even if it's just a glimpse? However, there is no fairy tale in reality, which cruelly melts my dream. That innocence has been added to the "past tense", and the days without troubles have passed. If you want to disperse, you must leave. The road is extending, and the steps are still going on. I no longer like balloons, I no longer crave candy, and I no longer believe in fairy tales. Just quietly looking up at the sky, thinking about the future and depicting dreams. I no longer call myself a child, because I can't keep my childhood. Muttered: "I won't know until I grow up ..." Years blurred the scenery of that season, and everything was settled and sealed in the past. Tears covered my eyes, but I had to try to dry them and move on. Because I have been on the road, because I am strong, so I stubbornly don't look back. I can't guess how long the unknown road ahead is. I can only use my reason to describe and write bit by bit, and fill its original black and white with color. I don't know how hard it will be, but at least I won't let myself go back to the original point in cowardice. That passionate youth exudes her unique fragrance. The ups and downs of these fifteen years have sent away some of the past and ushered in hope. Just like that ancient tree, the rings of years express brilliance. Footprints are deep and shallow, recording bits and pieces. A person's footsteps, a person's walking, winding in the mud, is just a witness, a mark. A road is only for one person, whether it is the beginning or the end, as long as the heart is on the road, the scenery along the way is only eternal. It's that dream again. The endless road is constantly extending. I'm running and running. ...

on the way

The scenery in front of us is constantly changing, both familiar and unfamiliar. Only those trees, grass and flowers, no matter where they move, are still so fresh and full of vitality, but those roads, houses and houses have changed, and there is always a strange feeling.

The scenery of the road is beautiful, but we still want to stop and have a place of our own. When we are tired, we can have a rest and continue to insist. When walking on the road, because I have a place I want to go, that place is warm and familiar to me, no matter how cold it is, my heart will warm up.

I learned to be independent.

Once, I heard and witnessed such a thing at the gate of a school: a mother handed her daughter a bag of food and a paper bag and said, "This is your favorite thing, and there are shoes that have just been brushed." The daughter also handed her mother a bag of things and said, "There is a dirty dress in it, and the button has fallen off. Don't forget to help me nail it after washing. "

In children's minds, parents are like a wall that never collapses. However, no one will always be a child, and no one will always stand under the roof of the family. Stepping into life, leaving the harbor of parents and the help of relatives and friends is the road to growth of life. We must learn to be independent.

You need independence in life. We are not adults yet, and we don't need to work to support ourselves for the time being, but our basic independent ability is to take care of ourselves, manage our pocket money, do our own thing, cook for ourselves and so on. As an adult, you should know how to support yourself. There is a saying circulating in the society: "Parents who really know how to educate their children give their children not a fortune, but an independent and self-reliant spiritual wealth." Mr. Stanley is the president of one of the 500 largest companies in America and the richest man in the world. He teaches children how to manage money, how to make money and how to treat money. At the same time, he told them that their hard-earned money is the most precious, and they should learn to be independent.

You need to be independent in your studies. Nowadays, many students don't take learning as their own business, and often let their parents supervise and blame them. Some people complain that their parents are not college students and take it for granted that they are behind others, but in fact, learning ultimately depends on themselves. It is true that it is not uncommon to "muddle through" at all times and in all countries. Madame Curie's daughter is a scientist and a Nobel Prize winner. San Sutong was one of the "Eight Masters in Tang and Song Dynasties" ... They were influenced by their parents since childhood and became interested in a certain subject, which is one of the reasons for their success. China mathematician Zhang Guanghou's father was an illiterate miner and his family was poor. However, Zhang Guanghou has made great achievements in mathematics research through his own efforts and diligence. It can be seen that their success is not inherited by their parents, but the result of their own efforts. As the saying goes, "the master leads the door and practices in the individual." Parents and teachers have pointed out the direction and learning methods for us, and they can't accompany us all our lives. Further study and research depends on yourself.

You need to be independent at work. As the saying goes, "depend on your parents at home and your friends when you go out." But this sentence is no longer applicable in today's society. Today's society needs competition, real materials and DIY talents, and people who "enter through the back door" have no place. Be independent at work, know how to find a job by yourself, rise step by step by relying on your own strength, be good at showing your talents in front of leaders, don't lament your talents all day, complete tasks independently, solve difficulties independently, and be brave in trying. As Hugo said, "I would rather rely on my own strength to open the future than seek the favor of the powerful." Believe that "I am my own master!" When Yang Lan was a senior, she applied for the job of CCTV host. In the face of such a strong player as Lin, she resolutely said to the judges: "Whether you choose me or not, I must show it today." She did so, and as a result, she defeated many strong players and got her wish. Su Xun, a famous essayist in Song Dynasty, once showed his 22 carefully written articles to Hanlin Ouyang Xiu for appreciation and recommended them to the imperial court.

There is a proverb in Latin American countries: "Self-improvement is better than the hand of God." A person's growth is inseparable from the upbringing of parents, the upbringing of society and the teaching of teachers. However, these are external factors, and learning independence is the key. Only when a person attaches importance to independent ability and strictly demands himself under favorable conditions can he move towards the other side of success! ?

? GGOOOODD? I didn't expect such a composition? Some of them are good. I added some ingredients myself.