Do me a favor and think of a joke. It's urgent ! I will be richly rewarded! ! ! !

1. My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that a stone came out when he peed. His little nephew was very worried and said, Uncle, when you pee, you must spread your feet apart, and be careful not to hit your feet!

One day, I saw a pair of twins, so cute.

But I can't see the size

So I asked: who is older and who is younger?

The girl said mysteriously: guess who is our brother and sister ~! !

3. Walking in the park with my three-year-old daughter at night, two lovers are hugging and kissing in the shade.

My daughter looked at it for a while, then turned to me and said affirmatively, "Mom, they must be stealing something good."

Ming Ming is five years old. As soon as he learned to count, he called someone to work out the problem. Dad said to him, "Write your own questions and do them yourself."

Obviously, I thought about it and said, "Shampoo and back massage = 18, hair dyeing sauna mask =20."

Everyone was stunned first, and then everyone laughed.

5. Child: "Mom, what is this?"

Mom: "This is rat poison."

Child: "Mom, is our mouse sick?"

6. I like children in small classes very much

I've been teasing him

Ask him: What's mother's name?

She was so angry that she finally spat out the name * * *

"So, what's dad's name?

I saw him in high spirits and said two words unequivocally: husband

7. One of her colleagues has a 6-year-old daughter who has started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her, "Does your tooth still hurt?" The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: "Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! " "

9. Occasionally, one day a male colleague was drinking and eating in a roadside restaurant. He saw a little girl in her early thirties looking very cute, so he went up to tease her: "Little sister, how about playing with you?" The little girl looked at him and said, "No, my mother said little girls should play with little girls." My colleague never gave up and said, "I'm a girl, too. Please play with me ... Finally, the little girl answered. Take off your pants and let me see! " =_=#

10, when my son was 4 years old, he saw a frog jumping. He jumped like this frog, jumped a few times, stood up and said, how tired! ! ! It's hard to be a frog, jumping like this every day.