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There is a sentence in Soldier, "I have one last sentence. I think I can save it again. Help! . "What is the sketch?

This sketch is for your convenience. Let me send you all my lines. ...

Double performance

Hey, let me introduce you first. This is my partner, a member of Quyi Association.

B: hello, everyone.

A: * * *, hey ... * *, hey ... * * *

Stop it. I'm a thief, aren't I? I always point to that place. What are you doing?

I mean, people rarely see you.

That's true. Busy!

A: Today is a rare opportunity.

B: Hey.

A: Finally alive.

B: Ah, this is ... I have lived, and I will live, and there is no death in the middle.

That's a compliment!

Oh, that's a compliment. Can you give me something good?

A: OK, * * *, an excellent actor of the Music Association.

b; hey

A: Excellent actor.

No, thank you.

A: I have been on stage many times!

B: Where, where!

A: They are all moving tables backstage.

B: Hey, huh? What are you talking about?

A: This is not to say that you are depressed!

B: rough? You said it was all on stage. Why did you say I was unhappy? Tell me something wonderful.

That's good. That's great.

B: Hey.

A: Although you haven't acted a few times.

Hmm.

But I tell you realistically that he is a promising actor.

Thank you!

Some friends doubt that, on my honor, he is really a promising actor. .

B: I'm flattered

A: He has a future, especially playing the dead.

I asked you to praise me, didn't I? What will happen to this man after he dies? In fact, people don't really understand * * *. This man is very modest. He said just now that I only care about himself. He is the most promising actor in our Music Association.

You are welcome!

B: When he first came, he arranged eight major plays for our Music Association.

A: Nothing.

B: Channel 8 drama, comrades.

A: Of course.

None of them can be put on ... (with a wry smile) ... and everyone in our association has been scolded. (wry smile) ... Now our headmaster is still shining shoes for others at the school gate! ..... What do you think will be on today?

Given your bad attitude.

B: Ah.

A: Just play a double reed for everyone.

B: Oh, what about these double springs? They just act alone in front. ...

A man at the back said ...

B: It looks like a person from a distance. What's on? Go!

A: OK, just play a big girl in love!

B: Huh? Love drama again!

A: It's called "drama is not enough, love makes up".

B: Well, I'll play this big girl for a while and give you a love scene.

A: Before this performance, I must give you a simple makeup. Come on, let's go down and put on makeup first, or we won't look like a big girl, will we? (Pull B off the stage)

(Opening)

A: Moonlight windowsill. My boyfriend promised to come, but I waited for him, waiting for him to come. Why didn't he come? (coquetry) Well ... why does he always come? Aha ... why didn't he come? hum ...

B: Come out. (Angry) Don't come if you don't come. Why do you want me to complain?

A: The acting is OK!

What do you mean "yes"?

A: The effect is good! Ok, ok, don't be angry, don't play the big girl, play the little girl, and go to make up.

A: Little girl, I am 28 years old. I don't have a husband's family. I am gentle, virtuous and elegant. Everyone praised me for being beautiful, with a big head-like a watermelon and a small cherry mouth-as big as a toad and a moving figure-better than a hippo and a three-inch golden lotus-with a foot eight. I always care about you ~ you ~ you ~ you, (say "you" slowly, but "er") when can you marry me and go home ~ ~ ~

A: Hi ~ Uh-huh ~ ~ ~ ~

B: You come out.

A: What's the matter?

Don't be so disgusting, okay?

A: Isn't that great? See how much you look like. (gesturing by hand)

B: Go ahead. You said a powerful image like me must be a hero anyway.

Oh, if you wanted to be a hero, you should have said so. Okay, I'll let you play the hero.

Come on, play the hero.

A: I only ask you to play the hero.

B: Ah, just, just. I'm a hero too.

A: Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.

You are a toad, aren't you?

Hey, what are you talking about?

Why do you always croak?

I'll dub you, handcuffed and shackled, screaming ...

Who asked you to dub? Look at your matching voice. I marked it ... before I die, I asked you to mark it first.

A: (angry) Hey, why do you talk so much nonsense as an actor? What do you want?

B: No dubbing.

A: Well, what you said doesn't need dubbing.

Hmm.

Answer: Listen to you, no dubbing, no dubbing, go to hell!

B: (embarrassed)

Don't you want me to voice it? If I don't dub, you can't die if you want. You said you were also in your twenties. Why do you know nothing about this? Come again and die again! Wildfire can't burn it out, but the spring breeze can revive it. Kill * * *, and I * * *. Reactionaries, shoot, Mark ... Before you die, I'll change the cannon, boom. ...

I have one more thing to say. Have all the villagers moved out? Has been transferred. Then I'm relieved.

I have one more thing to say. Did you hide all the food? It hid, and then I had nothing to do.

I have one more thing to say. Please tell my wife not to wait for me and marry someone else! Well, I will definitely tell him.

I have one last thing to say. I think I can save it. help ...

B: Come out!