My girlfriend sent a message saying that she was unhappy. Let me tell a joke. I am playing League of Legends. Are there any cold jokes about this or anything else?

In the hospital bed of an old cadre, an old man who fell into a deep coma suddenly shouted: "attack, attack, attack." All the medical staff looked at the old man with reverence: the old man probably remembered the time of blood and fire. After a while, the old man's throat suddenly moved again, and his face showed a flattering expression: "Rooster, Rooster, Taijun Rooster is ripe, please miss it ..."