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Primary school students' leave notes became popular, and the teacher's reply was bright. It was so talented.
Asking for leave is an inevitable thing for students in their study career, but when they ask for leave, they often submit a leave certificate to the teacher and explain their "reasons for asking for leave" on it.
As we all know, asking for leave means that students don't need to attend classes, so many students rely on asking for leave after a long time, especially primary school students. Their ideas are too novel, and the reasons they come up with for leave often make some jokes.
Primary school students' "leave slip"
Many students will have some corresponding reasons for asking for leave when writing leave notes, such as being unwell and having something at home. However, teachers usually check with their parents, but even if some reasons for asking for leave are inappropriate, teachers know that they are false.
Just like this leave note, the reason is short, but the content exposes many problems. The reason turned out to be that I forgot to take medicine and took a day off to take medicine at home. I don't know if it's the other way around or if it really means this. The teacher asked mercilessly below: Does it take a day to take medicine?
The number of words in this leave note is not too many, but when I see this reason for asking for leave, I will feel that this pupil is really asking for leave. The reason turned out to be "I am so ugly, I want to go home and learn makeup from my mother." Seeing this, I am more curious about the appearance of this pupil. Is it really ugly or is it because of the reason for taking time off?
But from the teacher's point of view, your appearance seems to have nothing to do with your academic performance, so it is estimated that this leave has also been rejected. After all, the reason is too far-fetched
This leave note is more interesting, with more words, but it is mainly about the Mid-Autumn Festival. The main meaning is that there is only one Mid-Autumn Festival every year, which is relatively dull, so this pupil is determined to take Chang 'e home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Is this serious?
Then I wrote, "Welcome the teacher to my home for the holiday and ask for leave for 30 days." Although China's science and technology are constantly developing, it is still difficult to invite Chang 'e to heaven. The teacher smiled after reading it.
But this leave note is different from other leave notes. This leave of absence is represented by a picture. We can probably see that the main expression means that one leg seems to be broken because there is an obvious "crack" in the bone of the calf.
And directly wrote "Looking for Teacher Gu's approval" below. I don't know if this leave is convincing enough, but I have to say that this pupil's painting skills are still relatively good.
Advice to students
Asking for leave may be unavoidable for students. In school, every student generally has a corresponding number of days off, but for students, it is necessary to make rational use of it, rather than just making up a trivial matter to ask for leave, which will bring great influence to students.
Affect students' academic performance
As we all know, asking for leave means that students have to leave school to do their own things, so teachers in all subjects will not delay the overall lecture progress because of your asking for leave, so you should take the initiative to make up lessons.
But for primary school students, they don't seem to have this consciousness. Maybe a day's delay in primary school won't leave too much homework behind, but it will also have a certain impact on students' academic performance.
Delay the teacher's working time
On the other hand, if students always use such "means" and "reasons" to ask for leave from teachers, it will delay teachers' working hours to some extent. After all, for teachers, there is still a lot of work to be done outside the normal class, so in the face of such leave, the teacher will not only refuse to approve, but also think that you are unreasonable.
If students really want to take time off,
Come up with a reasonable reason to ask for leave and say hello to the teacher in advance.
If students really encounter something during their study, or take time off for some reason, then students should come up with reasonable reasons for taking time off, because only in this way can you convince the teacher.
At the same time, if students want to ask for leave, they should say hello to the teacher in advance, tell the teacher as far as possible in advance, let the teacher arrange the relevant work reasonably, try not to ask for leave, and talk about it then.
Try to contact parents and teachers to improve their persuasiveness.
It is also very important that when students take time off, try to let their parents contact their teachers, because it will be better for primary school students to tell their teachers the reasons for taking time off alone, which will affect their confidence in you, so it will be better if parents can help them communicate.
Written in the last sentence:
Pupils will inevitably ask for leave from their teachers because of some things, but it is suggested that students must use reasonable reasons when asking for leave, and don't ask for leave according to their own ideas and opinions, because you think it may be a reasonable reason for asking for leave, which may be a joke to teachers.
Topic for today's discussion: What wonderful reasons have you used for leave? Welcome everyone to leave a message in the comments section.
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