Funny and witty sentences about how to make your boyfriend laugh.

First, the threshold for doing anything in this era has become very high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

Second, someone confessed to me. How can I refuse him to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home.

3. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

Fourth, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

Five, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

6. My friend asked me, will you just find someone to marry because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you look around and find it?

Seven, don't feel how awesome you are, no matter how powerful the perfume is, you can't make the leek box.

Eight, ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

Nine, the subway is crowded. I whispered in my girlfriend's ear, "My feet are numb!" My best friend immediately said loudly, "What? You are pregnant for three months! " I was at a loss when several people stood up and offered their seats to me.

Ten, say that the girl is fat, she is angry, how can she come back to life? The Great God replied: You are too fat to leave my heart!

Take your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

12. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? There is a time difference between us, so we have an appointment to quarrel.

Thirteen, the so-called maturity is nothing more than the recognition of the years. Right and wrong are not divided into gains and losses. Shirts are tucked into belts and go out with a thermos cup.

Fourteen, send English papers, a classmate's personality broke out and got three points for a multiple-choice question. The English teacher growled at it: What can three points do? The classmate's weak answer: grab the landlord. ...

15. The leader is a fickle person. Before, he told me to take charge of the unit. I took off my shoes and sat on the table with bare arms, drinking and eating spicy strips. He actually said that I really took charge of the unit!

Sixteen, some people say that my photo is ugly, I smiled, that is, you have never seen my real person, that is ugly!

If you have money, you must buy what you like, otherwise the money will be gone in a few days.

Work hard so that your mother can boast when she is old!

19, 10 years old, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

Twenty years old, now a man, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

22. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

Twenty-three, life is alive, first being laughed at by others, then smiling at others, and then smiling at the grave.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.