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Anthony

The information is as follows:

Pen name: Anthony

Real name: Ma Liang

English name: Anthony

Birthday: April 11

Blood type: Unknown

Birthplace: Shaanxi/Xi'an

Constellation: Shepherd

Current residence: Australia/Sunbury/melb

Original residence: Dalian

Education: University

Formerly studied at: Shenyang Liaoning University

< p> University attended: University of Melbourne

Major: Finance/Western Food/Hotel Management

09 Goal: Become a more calm man

Brothers and sisters and their ages : The only child’s relative has several older sisters and younger brothers who are very close to each other. The third sister, Kai, is about to get married in 1982. Kai is three years younger than me. Peng is one year younger than Kai.

The most peculiar experience: I had a speech impediment when I was a child. After receiving counseling from a psychiatrist, my condition improved greatly.

The craziest move: I went to Shanghai alone in high school.

The weirdest characteristics: He rarely uses punctuation when writing articles; he has a rabbit named Fuji with whom he often talks; he carries it with him wherever he goes.

There is also a pet piranha plant called GUZZI.

Joke type: Bad joke

Original article published in: "Island" and "Mind Shuo"

Representative works: the prose "Dear Fuji", the picture book story "These Are the Loves You Give Me", the stand-alone book "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"

Publication: "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"

In January 2009, "Minimal Studies Yingke" published his first short story "The Crow". The entire article uses punctuation, breaking his original habit

Personal homepage: /

Eye color: black/brown/black

Hair color: black a bit browny

Height: 183 cm

Right or left hand : Right

Your legacy: Dalian#%$^^&*

Shoes you wore today: Barefoot

Your weakness: Don’t know< /p>

Things you worry about: Naked MSN

Your perfect pizza: Seafood One or BBQ Chicken

Goals you want to achieve in the year: Sleep vs. MSN / Mom and Dad Come / Book Made

An instant messenger for your most over-the-top phrases: ............

Thoughts First Wake: Should have gone to bed earlier

Your best physical characteristic: Don't know

Your bedtime: 2clock at night

Your most missed memory : 2000

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

Macdonalds or Burger King: MC

Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: No... Hot Chocolate

Cappuccino or: ? I thought cappuccino was a type of coffee...am I wrong? ? ?

Do you smoke: No...

Do you swear: A little

Do you sing: Sometimes

Do you shower daily: depands.. 3 times a week in the winter... I hate showers and washbasins though

You have been loving: kinda

Do you want to go to college: Already Yes

Do you want to get married: Yes Yes

Do you believe in yourself: Yes

Do you get motion sickness: No

Do you think Are you attractive: Not...just an average guy,...and sometimes in the bathroom at night, I think this guy is so cute... > < ...

You are an A healthy freak: kinda

You get along with your parents: yep...good old Wah & Chan

You like thunderstorms: I... .

If I were in the room

Which team are you on a means: fiddle... don't want to talk about it though

In the past month, you drank alcohol : is...a bit too much

In the past month you smoked: only 1 yuan form sun....she wants to teach me how to make a ring

In the past month, you have been on medication: Never

In the past month, you have had a date: No.....what pite Zhang Bingliang

In the past month, you went to the mall: Yes... yesterday

In the past month, you ate a box of oreos: No...

In the past In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Yes..I eat a lot of sushi in the workplace, but don't like it

In the past month, have you been on stage: No

In the past month, you have been dropped: No

In the past month, you have experienced skinny dipping: No

In the past month, Have you been stolen from anything: Hope not... ^_^

Never drunk: Yes... a couple of times

Used to be called a tease: No never

ever beaten: no...i got pippens back up to me

ever shoplifted: no

what do you think Die: Still lovin' alive

What do you want to be when you grow up: Chef...cook dishes with love

Which country would you most like to visit: Lots ....Which country is full of MSN? In a boy/girl..

Favorite Eye Color: Blue/Green/Black

Favorite Hair Color: Blonde/Black

Short or Long Hair: Not Short

Height: Height...seems short on the photos though

Weight: Slim.... shit peripheral

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Best Outfit Style: Wonder

How many drugs did I take: ?

How many CDs do I own: Location

Number of people penetrated: 0

How many piercings are there: None, but not exclusive

Do you have a tattoo: No, if you do, put it in a place where others can’t see it, so that the people you like can see it

How many people have you had a crush on: Let me think about whether the crush is really serious, right? There are not three or four people you like

>Are you afraid to confess to others because of shyness: I think the time has not come yet. I am not opposed to confessing proactively

>My favorite food What is it: chocolate jelly and other potato chips? I also like the Chinese cabbage my mother makes in winter, which is also very good

>What is my favorite drink: pepsi

>My favorite number: 7

>Favorite movie: Forrest Gump When that girl said run to Gan! When I feel excited, this movie is very good

>Which type of movie do you like to watch: Unfixed, very diverse, with handsome guys and beauties, plot twists, background music, beautiful pictures, and any two of the above factors. Then you will find it acceptable>

>Favorite cartoon characters and brands: Garfield, Sanzang, Goku, Astro Boy, The Little Prince, the slow-speaking girl in Aziz, Guisu, Nezha , and many, many more. By the way, there are also the handsome guys from the Sohma family and Tohru.

puma, Mentholatum, Shiseido, Czech Jones, Nike, Dove, KFC&M, CK, Levi's G-STAR. I can only think of these at the moment

>The days I miss the most: It's a pity to talk about it because I have a bad memory and there is nothing special about the days I miss. People in the present

>The saddest experience: Same as above

>Favorite day of the week: Friday [I always feel that the weekend is coming and I feel inexplicably happy]

>Which season do you like best in spring, summer, autumn and winter: Before summer, I thought I liked autumn best, but practice has proved that I like the sour sentence written in the diary before summer the most [I often look forward to the coming in the depth of winter]

>Favorite flowers: Lily [I seem to be a little allergic] Calla lily, hyacinth, Fran gardenia, there are many other flowers I like

>Favorite sports: Badminton, tennis, swimming, walking, etc.

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>Favorite type of ice cream: strawberry or original flavor

>What are you most afraid of: mice [very disgusting animals] snakes>If there is an afterlife: Can you be the sun god Apollo?

>Things you hate to do: getting up early, duplicity, being questioned by others [will drive you crazy] >Things you are good at: pretending to be stupid - pretending to be cute

>What career do you want to do in the future?

>: I am a very unplanned person. My mother’s plan is to go abroad to study finance after my senior year and then become a very good businessman after returning to China [Mom is so great]. The career I once thought about was to open a business in Dalian. I worked as a chef in a clean public toilet and had my own Western restaurant [Don't contact the person in front of me]. I opened a ranch and planted flowers. When I wanted to buy an IPoid, I thought of selling it and becoming a money boy. It would be easy to make money. But it must be very tiring. Besides, Yuanzi said that if I really sell it, she will break up with me.

>Which floor does your family live on: Now the new home at the end of the year on the second floor is a very beautiful house on the third floor [our family has moved more than ten times]

>What do you think of Diexian: There are a lot of rules and it’s very troublesome to play. I’ve never played it before

>What do you mostly do when you’re bored: It’s rare when you’re bored and you think you’re a boring person.

>Who is your farthest friend: Yang Xu from Japan Yuanzi from Melbourne

>The most annoying thing in the world: being thirsty, or hearing the song Two Butterflies [Really Very ugly]

>The best thing in the world: sleeping with the person you like doesn’t have to be sexual, just holding it is fine

>What do you think about homosexuality: it’s acceptable, I like to see handsome guys.

>What is your attitude towards things you are not sure about: Ask others for advice, such as: Owen Mengmeng

>If someone misunderstands you: You will not explain

>If someone misunderstands you and doesn't listen to your explanation: I don't even explain, how can he listen, haha

>Have you ever thought about how to deal with people you hate: If you don't like it, stay away Just click, he is a very easy-going person [I think]

>Do you think it is natural for your partner to pay for you: Just do whatever you want, it doesn’t have to be who pays the bill

>What time do you usually go to bed: Around one in the morning

>What would you do if you saw the person you love sleeping soundly in front of you: Stare silently

>You What do you want most now: The new Apple notebook and the Burberry trench coat are actually money

>If you were given a chance to go anywhere in the world, where would you go: in the heart of the person you like

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>If you could go back in time, which day would you like to go back to: The day before the AU$50 million Lotto draw

>Favorite food: Any fruit with the word berry in it, eggplant

>What do you want to do most in 2009: Fall in love

>If you were to become an animal, what animal would you most want to do: I really just want to "become" a human being

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>Do you think you will get tired of staying with someone all the time (friend or lover): Not with the right person

>What will you do when you are very depressed: Eating

>The happiest dream I’ve ever had is: a dream of love

>Who do you plan to spend Valentine’s Day with in 2009: My lover, could it be my mother?

>When was the last time you shed tears: Yesterday

>For what: cutting onions