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Anthony
The information is as follows:
Pen name: Anthony
Real name: Ma Liang
English name: Anthony
Birthday: April 11
Blood type: Unknown
Birthplace: Shaanxi/Xi'an
Constellation: Shepherd
Current residence: Australia/Sunbury/melb
Original residence: Dalian
Education: University
Formerly studied at: Shenyang Liaoning University
< p> University attended: University of MelbourneMajor: Finance/Western Food/Hotel Management
09 Goal: Become a more calm man
Brothers and sisters and their ages : The only child’s relative has several older sisters and younger brothers who are very close to each other. The third sister, Kai, is about to get married in 1982. Kai is three years younger than me. Peng is one year younger than Kai.
The most peculiar experience: I had a speech impediment when I was a child. After receiving counseling from a psychiatrist, my condition improved greatly.
The craziest move: I went to Shanghai alone in high school.
The weirdest characteristics: He rarely uses punctuation when writing articles; he has a rabbit named Fuji with whom he often talks; he carries it with him wherever he goes.
There is also a pet piranha plant called GUZZI.
Joke type: Bad joke
Original article published in: "Island" and "Mind Shuo"
Representative works: the prose "Dear Fuji", the picture book story "These Are the Loves You Give Me", the stand-alone book "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"
Publication: "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"
In January 2009, "Minimal Studies Yingke" published his first short story "The Crow". The entire article uses punctuation, breaking his original habit
Personal homepage: /
Eye color: black/brown/black
Hair color: black a bit browny
Height: 183 cm
Right or left hand : Right
Your legacy: Dalian#%$^^&*
Shoes you wore today: Barefoot
Your weakness: Don’t know< /p>
Things you worry about: Naked MSN
Your perfect pizza: Seafood One or BBQ Chicken
Goals you want to achieve in the year: Sleep vs. MSN / Mom and Dad Come / Book Made
An instant messenger for your most over-the-top phrases: ............
Thoughts First Wake: Should have gone to bed earlier
Your best physical characteristic: Don't know
Your bedtime: 2clock at night
Your most missed memory : 2000
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Macdonalds or Burger King: MC
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: No... Hot Chocolate
Cappuccino or: ? I thought cappuccino was a type of coffee...am I wrong? ? ?
Do you smoke: No...
Do you swear: A little
Do you sing: Sometimes
Do you shower daily: depands.. 3 times a week in the winter... I hate showers and washbasins though
You have been loving: kinda
Do you want to go to college: Already Yes
Do you want to get married: Yes Yes
Do you believe in yourself: Yes
Do you get motion sickness: No
Do you think Are you attractive: Not...just an average guy,...and sometimes in the bathroom at night, I think this guy is so cute... > < ...
You are an A healthy freak: kinda
You get along with your parents: yep...good old Wah & Chan
You like thunderstorms: I... .
If I were in the room
Which team are you on a means: fiddle... don't want to talk about it though
In the past month, you drank alcohol : is...a bit too much
In the past month you smoked: only 1 yuan form sun....she wants to teach me how to make a ring
In the past month, you have been on medication: Never
In the past month, you have had a date: No.....what pite Zhang Bingliang
In the past month, you went to the mall: Yes... yesterday
In the past month, you ate a box of oreos: No...
In the past In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Yes..I eat a lot of sushi in the workplace, but don't like it
In the past month, have you been on stage: No
In the past month, you have been dropped: No
In the past month, you have experienced skinny dipping: No
In the past month, Have you been stolen from anything: Hope not... ^_^
Never drunk: Yes... a couple of times
Used to be called a tease: No never
ever beaten: no...i got pippens back up to me
ever shoplifted: no
what do you think Die: Still lovin' alive
What do you want to be when you grow up: Chef...cook dishes with love
Which country would you most like to visit: Lots ....Which country is full of MSN? In a boy/girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue/Green/Black
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde/Black
Short or Long Hair: Not Short
Height: Height...seems short on the photos though
Weight: Slim.... shit peripheral
p>Best Outfit Style: Wonder
How many drugs did I take: ?
How many CDs do I own: Location
Number of people penetrated: 0
How many piercings are there: None, but not exclusive
Do you have a tattoo: No, if you do, put it in a place where others can’t see it, so that the people you like can see it
How many people have you had a crush on: Let me think about whether the crush is really serious, right? There are not three or four people you like
>Are you afraid to confess to others because of shyness: I think the time has not come yet. I am not opposed to confessing proactively
>My favorite food What is it: chocolate jelly and other potato chips? I also like the Chinese cabbage my mother makes in winter, which is also very good
>What is my favorite drink: pepsi
>My favorite number: 7
>Favorite movie: Forrest Gump When that girl said run to Gan! When I feel excited, this movie is very good
>Which type of movie do you like to watch: Unfixed, very diverse, with handsome guys and beauties, plot twists, background music, beautiful pictures, and any two of the above factors. Then you will find it acceptable>
>Favorite cartoon characters and brands: Garfield, Sanzang, Goku, Astro Boy, The Little Prince, the slow-speaking girl in Aziz, Guisu, Nezha , and many, many more. By the way, there are also the handsome guys from the Sohma family and Tohru.
puma, Mentholatum, Shiseido, Czech Jones, Nike, Dove, KFC&M, CK, Levi's G-STAR. I can only think of these at the moment
>The days I miss the most: It's a pity to talk about it because I have a bad memory and there is nothing special about the days I miss. People in the present
>The saddest experience: Same as above
>Favorite day of the week: Friday [I always feel that the weekend is coming and I feel inexplicably happy]
>Which season do you like best in spring, summer, autumn and winter: Before summer, I thought I liked autumn best, but practice has proved that I like the sour sentence written in the diary before summer the most [I often look forward to the coming in the depth of winter]
>Favorite flowers: Lily [I seem to be a little allergic] Calla lily, hyacinth, Fran gardenia, there are many other flowers I like
>Favorite sports: Badminton, tennis, swimming, walking, etc.
p>>Favorite type of ice cream: strawberry or original flavor
>What are you most afraid of: mice [very disgusting animals] snakes>If there is an afterlife: Can you be the sun god Apollo?
>Things you hate to do: getting up early, duplicity, being questioned by others [will drive you crazy] >Things you are good at: pretending to be stupid - pretending to be cute
>What career do you want to do in the future?
>: I am a very unplanned person. My mother’s plan is to go abroad to study finance after my senior year and then become a very good businessman after returning to China [Mom is so great]. The career I once thought about was to open a business in Dalian. I worked as a chef in a clean public toilet and had my own Western restaurant [Don't contact the person in front of me]. I opened a ranch and planted flowers. When I wanted to buy an IPoid, I thought of selling it and becoming a money boy. It would be easy to make money. But it must be very tiring. Besides, Yuanzi said that if I really sell it, she will break up with me.
>Which floor does your family live on: Now the new home at the end of the year on the second floor is a very beautiful house on the third floor [our family has moved more than ten times]
>What do you think of Diexian: There are a lot of rules and it’s very troublesome to play. I’ve never played it before
>What do you mostly do when you’re bored: It’s rare when you’re bored and you think you’re a boring person.
>Who is your farthest friend: Yang Xu from Japan Yuanzi from Melbourne
>The most annoying thing in the world: being thirsty, or hearing the song Two Butterflies [Really Very ugly]
>The best thing in the world: sleeping with the person you like doesn’t have to be sexual, just holding it is fine
>What do you think about homosexuality: it’s acceptable, I like to see handsome guys.
>What is your attitude towards things you are not sure about: Ask others for advice, such as: Owen Mengmeng
>If someone misunderstands you: You will not explain
>If someone misunderstands you and doesn't listen to your explanation: I don't even explain, how can he listen, haha
>Have you ever thought about how to deal with people you hate: If you don't like it, stay away Just click, he is a very easy-going person [I think]
>Do you think it is natural for your partner to pay for you: Just do whatever you want, it doesn’t have to be who pays the bill
>What time do you usually go to bed: Around one in the morning
>What would you do if you saw the person you love sleeping soundly in front of you: Stare silently
>You What do you want most now: The new Apple notebook and the Burberry trench coat are actually money
>If you were given a chance to go anywhere in the world, where would you go: in the heart of the person you like
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>If you could go back in time, which day would you like to go back to: The day before the AU$50 million Lotto draw
>Favorite food: Any fruit with the word berry in it, eggplant
>What do you want to do most in 2009: Fall in love
>If you were to become an animal, what animal would you most want to do: I really just want to "become" a human being
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>Do you think you will get tired of staying with someone all the time (friend or lover): Not with the right person
>What will you do when you are very depressed: Eating
>The happiest dream I’ve ever had is: a dream of love
>Who do you plan to spend Valentine’s Day with in 2009: My lover, could it be my mother?
>When was the last time you shed tears: Yesterday
>For what: cutting onions
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