What words must not be said when chatting up?

Most boys want a girl to have a good first impression on you when she talks to you. A person who doesn't know how to chat with girls and likes to play jokes on girls casually will always annoy girls, but they just don't know it. They think they have a good life, and girls will like a bad man like him. If you talk to a girl like that, she will kill you in minutes.

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1. I know a very stupid classmate. Every time he talks to me, he will offend me 200 times in one minute:

Senior, every time you stand next to your boyfriend, I think he is so tall. (This is saying that you are short)

Senior, you are much more beautiful than before. Does this mean that you used to be ugly? )

Senior, I don't know why. When I found my girlfriend, I was never happier than when I knew you broke up. (gloating, shouldn't it comfort me? )

Senior, you look pale today, but you look much whiter. I look pale and say that I am much whiter, and how dark I used to be.

Senior, you said you were fat, but I really didn't see it. Maybe you were fat. He said he was fat, so he couldn't tell that he was really happy, but he said it was because I was too fat before that I couldn't tell. )

Senior, do whatever you say, like a man. (Say that I am a girl who likes men. )

Just now, he said something that made me crazy: Senior, how can a girl like you find every tall and handsome boyfriend? It must be your skill.

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2. "Your breasts are so big that it is hard to get dressed."

"?" I rolled my eyes.

"Haha, I'm praising your good figure."

3. "Why hasn't B arrived yet?" (b is a girl)

"Maybe she was too intense with her boyfriend last night to get out of bed, hahaha."

"?" These words embarrassed an irrelevant person.

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These dirty jokes are used by familiar people. I'm afraid I'm a fool to talk to them. If I talk to a girl I just met, people will only think that she is a pervert and feel sick. What should I say when chatting up?

1. "You know, in my heart, you are far from perfect, except for two beautiful women. ? "

Girls usually ask, "Which two beauties am I missing?"

Just answer "external beauty and internal beauty", and then you can smile and wait for her to hit you in the chest with her little fist. You see, it will arouse the curiosity of girls and interact with them.

2. Role-playing chat-up

This is a very interesting way to strike up a conversation. Most girls don't hate it. You can say to her: If you were a pet dog, which one would you rather be?

When they answer you, you say to her, "Wow! This kind of dog happens to be my favorite, and I will definitely buy it for you. "

You can turn your body a little to one side and look at her with a puzzled face: "You are not the kind of dog who urinates everywhere."

Then she will answer you "of course not". You can hold her hand and say "Then I'll take you home!"

Then you look her in the eye, hold her hand and say to her, "Do you like adventure, this lovely puppy?" ? If you don't like it, I can send you back to the small animal shelter. "

Do you still want to make a good impression by telling those dirty jokes to girls when chatting up? They will only treat you as a pervert and think you are disgusting, so the best way is to arouse girls' curiosity.

Chasing girls requires skill, otherwise there won't be so many bad men and so many old drivers. I will tell you everything I know and make you who you want to be. There are countless fantasies. It better be serious. I'm afraid you can't learn, but I'm afraid you can't learn.

As long as you come, you can take off the bill.

Bian Xiao: I am in love with you.