I don't know the name of a classic cross talk, please help, thank you!

Les gorilles

B, let's talk about cross talk this time.

Our literature in China is extremely extensive and profound.

B yes.

A China's martial arts are particularly extensive and profound.

Well, it used to be to defend the motherland, but now it is also to exercise.

Speaking of literature, I'm almost done.

Oh? No research.

A wants to talk about practicing martial arts.

B is it worse?

A Then I'm still a practitioner.

Who is this?

Me.

Are you a coach?

A: Ah.

B practice, practice. This brain is like a jujube pit. Where are you going to practice?

A what? You said I lost weight?

B Hey, why have you lost weight? You are thin enough here.

You said I was thin?

B: Ah.

You don't understand.

b？

A kungfu practitioner is not a matter of being fat or thin.

B is it?

A: Ah! Let it be three inches long, not three minutes thick.

Why is this happening?

Nail tendons are long and useful, and meat is thick.

Oh!

A pays attention to the fact that a real person makes a joint, but a joint is not a real person.

Only you can't show your face.

As soon as I rushed at you, I shine today.

B, shining? A punch?

Answer no! Let me show you some qigong.

B qigong?

A: Ah.

B I had to open my eyes.

A attention. (posture)

B what's this for?

A is my arm. Are you scared?

B still have to give him a hug. I'm really scared.

Not only you but also I am afraid.

What are you afraid of?

A I'm afraid it's broken.

Put it down quickly. I'm afraid it will break my bones and stick to me.

I am practicing sword and fist.

What is the second weapon?

Armor knife, gun, sword, halberd, axe, cymbal, hook, hairpin, whip, mace, hammer, grab, boring, stick, stick, kidnapper, meteor. What sharp, with a ring, with a chain, with a thorn, with an Emei needle, thrown out and brought back. I'm everything-

B proficient?

Relax.

B ah ... loose? What's the matter with you?

A knows everything.

B ah, you have to master it.

If you don't believe me, just do it. 18 weapon, you bring it, I'll bring it-

B practiced.

A sold it.

B sold it? Will I sell it?

There are nails and fists.

What two kinds?

Family boxing, family boxing.

B, what is this family boxing?

One infinity, one pole, Tai Chi, two instruments, four images, form and meaning, gossip.

B: What about Waijiaquan?

A Shaolin, Bouncing Legs, Red Boxing, Little Red Boxing, Eight Immortals Boxing, Stepping on the Ground Boxing, and Monkey Boxing with Small Shelves. I practice cat's vertical, dog's flash, rabbit's roll, eagle's turn, toad's jump and camel's vertical.

B I have never seen this kind of kung fu before.

Take a breath inside your nails, and the bones and muscles outside will be rough.

Take a breath at b?

A Dong Fangshuo's "Washing the Pit Sutra" and a Dharma's "Yijin Sutra".

B what about rough skin outside?

Gold cup cover, iron cloth shirt, cinnabar palm, cotton sand palm. How is this kung fu?

B: Great.

A I don't practice.

B don't practice? Why say it if you don't practice it?

A: I have practiced kung fu. Here it is.

On b's head?

A: Yes. This is the so-called "infiltration".

Oh, the oil hammer goes through the top.

How does the nail polish hammer penetrate the top?

B has a stone on his head. A pint stood a man with a big hammer, "ah! Open! " This time, the stone powder was smashed to pieces. Boss, it's still there.

What's that called? Practice kung fu? That's called playing.

B play? Is it that funny?

I don't practice that.

B what do you practice?

A I'm practicing the through train.

B fire ... how does this train get through the top?

A hit the train with my head.

Oh, I have to hit my head at the station! People will say drive, so please get out of the way

Inside station a? No, it's open!

B is on?

A: Ah.

B, the train was moving and hit your head?

A is on! I still played some, and some didn't.

What about b?

I took the express train.

How about the local train?

A misses.

Why did B miss?

A it's boring.

B horsepower is insufficient.

A: Ah! Beyond the three flags, I squatted and rode a horse, and my luck was on my head.

B yes.

This is a famous name,

What's your name?

A: This is called "smallpox insurance". The driver gave me a flute. "Whoo!" Do you know what this means?

B told you to stay away.

One, get out of the way? Why are you here? According to here. (finger)

B according to here?

A It's still four or five feet away from the train. I got up leisurely and the train went by with a bang. Look at my head.

B still the same?

The nail is broken.

B is it broken? If it breaks, I will!

What should I do?

B should be still.

1. Did you hit it?

B I can't put it aside.

A I can't let go either!

B Oh, you can't let it go either?

A practice! I voted for a famous teacher and visited Gaoyou.

B that's true.

A mentioned that I am "nobody" and our teacher, and I am very famous. Who knows and who doesn't?

What's the name of your teacher? Where is his wonderland?

The family lives in Jingxi, Xiakaner Lake Ridge. Let you listen to this, that is. ...

B all right, all right. Don't say that. Where is it?

Jiahuling.

B Tiger Ridge in the west of Beijing?

Right, right, right.

What's going on in Yihuling?

Practice routines?

Don't fool me.

Martial artist.

B what? Hu Ling sells zongzi net. May festival is coming all the time, carrying a wooden cabinet, "big zongzi!" " "

What did you say?/Sorry?

Yihuling sells zongzi net.

Online celebrity Jia Huling who sells zongzi?

B ah, that's right.

A So, where are you from?

B from Beijing.

A Everyone in Beijing says cross talk?

B ... everyone says cross talk. Who is listening?

A selling zongzi. Who eats?

B yo? Wait for me here?

A looks down on people! Selling zongzi in the name of my master?

What's the name of your teacher?

One surname is Jiang.

His tuba?

A small jujube, whose name is Mi.

B Ah ... Or Zongzi? Isn't Jiangmi Jujube Zongzi?

One taught two apprentices,

Who is Yidu?

Me and my brother.

What's your name?

A sugar.

Your brother?

Children's.

B: Are you two jiaozi?

One day, my brother and I were in the backyard, stroking leaves.

B Oh, stroking iron leaves?

No, reed leaves.

Why are you stroking reed leaves?

A has a good schoolbag.

B or zongzi.

The nail struck the iron leaf.

B yes.

My master called us two brothers, "Ah! My big apprentice! Ah, where is my second apprentice? "

Why does B have to "yeah" when he asks his apprentice?

A press hard.

B or zongzi?

A: My brother and I came to the front yard and threw fists at my master. "Where do you want us to use them, master?" My master asked, "How are you two brothers practicing this kung fu?"

B cares about them.

My brother has nothing to say.

B people are cautious.

A I said, "It's done!"

Is it finished? That's too big.

My master was very angry when I said "finished".

B that's not annoying.

A "what? Is it finished? How dare you talk about it when the fetal hair is not dry and the yellow teeth are not faded? Master, I have practiced for most of my life and dare not say. "

B yes.

A: "You can't do that. Ok, master, I won't teach. "

B is annoyed. number

"Hey! Master, you don't teach. "

B, don't introduce me.

A sentence, "Great grandfather stopped learning."

B call your master "grandpa"?

A word is crowded there.

B what behavior?

My master got angry and left.

Where is b?

A outside the front door of Beijing, the food store and the friend dart shop signed up our two brothers.

What's the matter?

A Let our brother's bodyguard go.

B bodyguard?

One day, my brother and I passed guns and sticks in the back garden.

B Do you still study Los Angeles?

A suddenly heard someone knocking on my Chai Fei.

B it's over when someone calls.

Who is knocking at the door outside?

What do you mean by "knocking"?

Someone is knocking at the door. When I opened the door, it turned out that our friend Escort Agency outside the front door asked us to protect it. As soon as we heard this, we should show our faces.

B yes.

A can you not go? I packed my bag and parcel with my brother and took it with me. When I arrived at the food store outside the front door, I saw an old official standing at the door, in his eighties, with a long beard and full of energy. Leading more than 30 people, all tall, short, short, fat, fat, big, tall and thin, kicking when coughing.

What's that noise?

"Bang-bang!"

Does b cough like that?

A senior official said: "I didn't know that the two guards had arrived, but I didn't go far to meet them." I apologize in person. "

What did you say?/Sorry?

I said, "I dare not, I dare not. My family is reckless. Please forgive Master Tian. "

Is this you?

A Huang Jintai.

B Why did you sing Huang Jintai?

A became an opera fan.

B: Don't be an opera fan.

Please hold hands and hold your wrist. In the backyard, I took a look-there is a building, 30 feet high, without taking the stairs.

B Then how do we get up there?

A stood up from the ground and jumped up.

What if b jumps up?

A eat and drink.

B can't jump?

A can't even drink water.

B It depends on what you can do.

A senior official raised his fist and said, "See you up there, gentlemen." As soon as I mention clothes and towels, I will do "eight steps to catch cymbals", three vertical, "Cheng Cheng!" Stamp your feet at the bottom of the building-"hey"!

How about b?

A went up.

This is called posture.

A: My brother didn't move his nest. Let's pull carrots in the dry land!

B stop! Stop it! Wait a minute! What's that called? "Pulling radish in dry land"? People's kung fu is called "pulling onions in the dry land"

What is not planted underground?

B that won't do. That kung fu is called "pulling onions in the dry land"

A depend on you, pull carrots and onions in the dry land.

What's with the radish and onion?

Half you, half me.

B no! You must pull up radishes on dry land ... no, no. Pull out onions. I was so angry that I talked nonsense.

A slipped away and went up.

B it's called martial arts.

It's my turn An artist is bold. Isn't he thirty feet tall?

B yes.

A: One trick.

Do you have any tips?

Whirlwind feet, "beep! Boom! Boom! -day! " I am very strong. I'm going to that house.

The second man went to the house.

Nail shoes.

B shoes? How did the shoes get home?

Oh, no spikes?

A b became a silly boy. Have you practiced (Tujia)? You almost didn't get down?

A what ... I thought I wasn't prepared for you.

B never heard of it. Which martial artist wants to fight-"you wait first! I will take precautions first. " Does it make sense?

It slipped my mind.

B not so good.

I said, "Hello!"

How about b?

A "moving a ladder is enough."

B can really say it.

A ladder stood there and I climbed it.

B this is improving.

Put your shoes down and put them on. I looked inside and prepared a plate of whole sheep. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the old dignitaries began to talk to our brothers.

What did b tell you?

Answer: "There is nothing else to invite you out of the mountain this time, just to protect the dart. East dart, west dart and south dart are guaranteed. There are too many robbers and too many people in Dushan North Road. Do you dare? "

What did you say?/Sorry?

"Old dignitaries, you and shut up! Hugh gave people prestige and ruined the spirit of our two brothers. "

B yes.

A "Isn't there a thief in the north?"

B, step forward!

A "running south."

Wow! Running around? What a pity!

I said, "Step forward."

B yes.

A senior official raised his fist and said, "See you below, gentlemen." One step, jumping somersault in front of the French window, feet steady, similar to four or two cotton.

B it's light enough.

A: My brother has a falling posture.

B what's it like?

One is head down, feet up, four or five feet from the ground, the clouds turn, the carp stands upright, the upper body does not shake, and the lower body does not shake, just like a kitten.

B how good this kung fu is.

It's my turn You have to show your cards!

Building b, what?

As soon as I held my head, I walked down the stairs, "jabber, bang!" " "

B escaped.

Oracle Bone Inscriptions came down.

Wow! What happened to your bones?

A climbed up.

B It's all around here.

A is not next to each other. Because that bone is faster than walking.

B never heard of it. That "bone" will be faster than walking?

If you don't come early today.

B I'm early. Where ... Oh? I am Bones. What happened? Are you kidding?

One sentence, "Please sweat."

What's wrong with B's "sweating"?

Let's practice and see how our kung fu is. My brother took a big gun from the weapon rack.

A big gun?

One can't all be called guns.

B what?

A gun is six feet and a stick is five feet. This big gun is ten feet and eight inches long. One inch long and one inch strong; One inch smaller, one inch smarter. Big guns are the mother of hundreds of battles, and fireworks are the thieves of hundreds of battles; Single knife is the courage to win every battle, and broadsword is handsome. There are four words in the armguard hook.

What four words?

A "horizontal, frame, block, block"! A set of liuhe gun.

B How do you call it "Liuhe Gun"?

Trinity inside nail, trinity outside nail.

What is this "inner triad"?

A heart and gallbladder.

What about the combination of b and f?

One hand, one foot and one eye. There is praise to prove it.

What is a compliment?

One pricks the eyebrows to save two points, three pricks the belly button and four coquettish ones, five pricks the knees and six feet, and seven pricks the shoulders and left and right points. After stabbing the gun, the gas does not grow and the face does not change color. Everyone cheered in unison: "Oh! Good! "

Are you a good marksman?

A ok! Is it over? It's my turn

B: That's right.

I took a knife from the weapon rack.

Oh, single knife.

Single knife to see the hand, double knife to see the elbow, broadsword to see the rolling hand.

B: That's right.

A I'll give you a sample this time.

What about b? Do you want to practice?

A: Ah.

B ok, let's open our eyes.

Do you see it? This is like a knife.

Please put it down. This is called a knife? This is a fan.

A Do you know?

I know, I know all about it.

Is A still there? Like a knife.

For example, B is a knife. Is your knife too small?

I can't help it I don't have a real knife.

B, where's your real knife?

My brother is doing pedicure.

B Ah ... pedicure knife? That's even bigger.

A is like a knife. It's famous to hold it in your arms

What's your name?

A holds the moon in her arms. Stand up straight, look at your nose, nose and mouth, and ask your heart. Ear to shoulder, heavy heart, dead. Take a step back and half a step forward. Take a bow.

B what's this for?

A it's called etiquette.

B and manners?

It is not surprising that many people here are polite.

B: That's right.

What tricks and moves did you make wrong in one practice? Let the master here point it out, and let's change our study.

B is it?

Do you see it? This is a knife, this is a handle, and this is a hand guard. Look at the blade in front, the back of the knife, the tip and the ear. Hold the knife in your right hand, flat back and follow the knife-"The Eight Ways to Hide the Knife in the Night Fight"!

B what's this for?

A it's called posture. Gestures are all about posture. No posture, no posture.

B yes.

Jing said he couldn't practice his mouth and posture. Let's talk about training, medicine, work and materials first. ...

B: Hey! Who bought giant pills? You have one, do you have one ... I'm sure I'll like it if I buy it. Not annoying after buying, specializing in low back pain, leg pain, arm pain, arm pain, limb cramps, numbness; The cow is blocking, the horse is stepping, the donkey is kicking, and the car is rolling; The old man coughs and the old lady breathes, which is a cure and a good thing; Cure two, good ... you stop me!

A that's interesting, interesting.

B what's the point?

What are we doing here?

B don't sell Powerpills?

No, I practice knives here.

What are you yelling about?

A should make me famous.

B what?

"Ga" thunder, "brush brush"-it's raining.

Ouch! You can't practice that.

A don't practice? The ground is covered with loess, which is slippery when it rains. What will happen if you are not careful? Then show my master Jiang Mi Jujube a good look.

Don't mention "old zongzi"

A: Well, no one can't practice for ten or eight years. This is called "crossing the river with Deng Ping" and "stepping on drums and soaking in cotton".

B qigong.

It is raining harder and harder, but I am having more and more fun. I practice tight wind and tight rain. I didn't see the light of the knife, and the water flowed down the knife. I don't even have a drop of rain.

Do you practice knife in the hospital?

A house can shelter from the rain.

B-ho。 Where is the knife?

A threw it into the hospital.

B people who don't take a bath with a bath knife?

A, the old official applauds!

B still applauding?

"Smell it, it smells good!"

B is good at practicing knives?

A "good place to shelter from the rain"

B, that's not good for you.

A I don't care.

B ok, I'm used to it.

Answer: "Please check the darts!"

What does "dart inspection" mean?

What is insured? When I got to the backyard, I looked at it this way: otherwise no one would dare to protect it!

What's the matter?

A: Four square tables. Strict size. They are all so big, from Huang Chengcheng.

A golden lump?

An old pumpkin!

B old pumpkin? What happened to the old pumpkin?

Ah, this pumpkin!

B red gold?

The surface of nails is light.

Wow! Nobody eats watermelon.

You cut the pumpkin. Look inside.

Pearl agate in the dark.

A And pumpkin seeds.

B and Japanese melons!

Dig out the seeds and pulp of Japanese melon, which contains pearl agate, separate bamboo sticks and seal them with loess mud. This is famous.

What's your name?

This is called "pumpkin darts".

B pumpkin dart?

As soon as you get out of the dart car, shout dart line.

B who shouted?

I'm yelling.

B may I listen?

A: Yes.

B how to shout?

A shouted, "Hey! Old pumpkin on the surface! "

B You can sell it outside. It should be "showing off"

One shouted "throw your weight around"!

B yes.

A Go out of Qihuamen, cross Dongyue Temple, take Jiuting Palace, Shibayu and Bali Bridge to Tongzhou. Enter the west gate and exit the east gate, then go down Lihe River, Waihe River, Yanjing, Sanhe County, Jizhou and xifengkou. According to me, my brother lives in a hotel.

It's time to have a rest.

I said, "Not now. The first bodyguard left overnight. " The escort car went forward for forty or fifty miles, and there was a row of sand beams in front. The escort car passed the sand beam, and in front of it was a dense pine forest. Just listen to "cheep-bang!" A whistling arrow, "Choking ..." A gong sounded, and there was a thief in front.

B, if there is a thief, it will be over.

A As soon as my brother heard that there was a thief ahead, he wanted to meet him. I said, "Brother, if I have something to do, why cut the chicken with a butcher knife?"

B: That's right.

"Go to hell, little brother."

B ah ... no! I caught the thief and died.

A person will die anyway. "ah! Pull my cow. "

B Wrong again, riding a horse in battle!

Ah, riding a cow can be ancient.

Who is the ancient imitation of B?

Pang wits, isn't Sun Bin riding an ox?

Oh, it's a cow. The book says that it is a god cow.

A ... I'm Bao Niu.

It is said that he is a cow.

I can jump.

B can jump? How far do you jump?

A forty.

What about two jumps?

Eighty minutes.

B how many years have you bought it?

Six years.

B how many times did you jump?

One didn't jump.

B ok! Waste cattle.

Failed cow? Jump over.

How old is b?

A One year, my mother was ill and wanted to eat bean curd with Tongzhou sauce, so she needed my cow.

B what?

A Tongzhou has been away from Beijing for forty years. Once it jumps, two jump back. How simple it is.

B it takes less than five minutes to go back and forth.

A: Ah, I went to Xiwumen Bridge with my calf.

Why are you leading the cow? So silly, how nice it is to go out and ride an ox?

Jump when you go out? No

B what?

A Tongzhou is forty miles away from Beijing. Where can I count? Xihuamen Bridge.

B ah, it's from there.

A We live in Xidan archway, which is 0/0 miles from Xihuamen/Kloc. When we go out, we jump. I can't jump.

B, those two jumps?

Too much armor,

B meets your cow's standard jump of 40?

A: Ah. Go to Saiwu Bridge and straighten it. I said to it, "Niu, Niu, my mother wants to eat Tongzhou sauce meat." One jump and you'll be back in two jumps. You are loyal and I am filial. "The calf nodded his head. I flew on the cow and looked at the crotch of the cow. "Bang, bang! "Two whips. If the calf won't let you fight, just listen to "moo!" With such a sound, I feel cold and swish all over. When I opened my eyes again, I couldn't see the West Fifth Gate Bridge.

B has arrived in Tongzhou?

I fell into the river.

B horizontal jump?

A horizontal jump? There is a mud pit that needs to jump?

B jumped over.

I gave it a hug.

Wow!

"Lift my shoulder pole!"

B is wrong again. Raise your gun or knife.

A: Ah, make the pole antique.

Who's calling from B?

A "three strikes to Zhuzhai", didn't Shi Xiu make a pole?

B Yes, it's a pole.

I rode a pole and led a cow.

B ah ... no! It rides a cow and carries a pole.

A These are the two things anyway.

B that's also true.

A rushed to the front of the two armies and rushed at the thief with his fist.

Rules of Jianghu.

"Good thief, good thief! Good thief, uncle! "

B why is it called a thief uncle?

As soon as I tell him, won't you let me through?

B where is that?

That is a cruel thief. He didn't listen to this and urged the horse to wave a stick. As soon as I saw the stick arrive, I greeted it with a pole and heard a click.

Did the B-stick fly?

A pole is broken.

B: Is the pole broken? It's over.

Is the armor finished? The gun is showing.

B: Where's the gun?

A: Ah! Cattle and horses make mistakes.

B no! Two horses made a mistake.

I ride an ox.

B: Yes! I forgot about it.

A I gave him an ox gun.

B what? Get back on the horse ... by the way, you are riding an ox.

The thief caught the gun when it was empty. "Bring them here! Give it to me! " He has one hand and I have two.

B: That's right.

A "what? For you? "

B no!

A "no"

B: No? Why not?

A Not as energetic as him?

B: Good!

A me, a calf, can jump, jump forty times, where can I go?

B yes.

A I said, "calf, jump!" " "

B jump!

A unlucky.

What's the matter?

A not only stopped jumping, but also forced to go straight back. "moo! Meng! "

B that's it now.

At this moment, the thief came back. Here comes the stick again. I said, "Come on! My life is over! "

B it's over.

A touched his back and I was happy again. With a double knife in the back, you can save your life. "Ah! Hey! " With the double knives drawn, I waved my bull's head, which was aimed at the horse's face.

B: OK, Chenghuang Temple?

A broke the thief's stick with his left hand and made a gesture of "fishing for the moon in the sea" with his right hand. Just listen to the sound of "pants", red light appears, blood flows, and the big head rolls underground.

Did you kill the thief?

I killed that cow.

B, killing cattle?