If you answer the wrong question in class, you will have to perform a show in the next class to make the whole class laugh.

The Four Asian Tigers

In a political and economics class, Xiao Xiong, a movie fan, was discovered by the teacher while sleeping on the table. The teacher suddenly asked loudly: "Xiaoxiong, please tell me what the 'Four Asian Tigers' are?"

Xiaoxiong was awakened, stood up suddenly, rubbed his eyes, and blurted out: "Bruce Lee , Jackie Chan, Stallone, and Alain Delon.”

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The consequences of punishment

Two teachers were discussing their students, one of them Said: "Yesterday, a student came to school without washing his face, so I sent him home."

Another teacher appreciated it very much: "What a good idea. Today he came to school cleanly." !”

“No, all the students in the class didn’t wash their faces today!”

Imperative

Teacher: “Now, let’s make a sentence, and then Change it to the imperative form."

Xiao Gang raised his hand: "The ox pulls the cart."

Teacher: "Who changed it to the imperative form?"

Little Fatty raised his hand: "Come on - drive!"

Retreat more and make up less

It was a cold day in the physical education class, so the teacher asked us to run 5 laps first. "warm up". By the third lap, we were out of breath and struggling. Some brave people asked the teacher for instructions: "Report to the teacher! We have already run 8 laps, why don't you stop?"

" Really?” The teacher pretended to be surprised, “What should I do?” Give up and make up for it!" The teacher said with a sly smile.

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