Mcdull's classic jokes

Classic McDull Quotations (1) My wish is to be a principal and eat hot pot every day after collecting students' tuition fees. Today is spicy hotpot, tomorrow is pickled fish hot pot, and the day after tomorrow is pork bone hotpot. Teacher Chen praised me McDull, and you finally found the true meaning of life ~ ~ (2) Do 50 push-ups today. . . Let's lie down today and not sleep tomorrow. . . (3) Eat, drink and be merry at McDonald's in the New Year 19 yuan gives red envelopes, and it is ~ ~ ~ polite! Please eat our Mai Mai Cheng Xiang set meal and lots of Mai Mai Dou gifts. Come to McDonald's and have a good time! La la la-Baba! (4) McDull: Please, fish eggs are rough! Boss: No coarse flour. Mcdull: I see. . . A bowl of rice noodles with fish eggs. Boss: No fish eggs. Mcdull: I see. . . Money belly rough noodles are ready. Boss: No rough surface. McDull: Then I'll have fish eggs and oil noodles. Boss: No fish eggs. Mcdull: Why is everything gone? Then eat a cuttlefish ball coarse noodles. Boss: Don't be rough. Mcdull: Not again? A bowl of fish eggs, please. Boss: There are no fish eggs. Bud: McDull, fish eggs and coarse noodles are all sold out, which means there are no fish eggs or coarse noodles. Mcdull: Oh ~ ~ ~ There is no such match? Then please clean the fish eggs. Boss: No fish eggs. McDull: What about the coarse mesh? Boss: No more coarse noodles. (5) Once upon a time, a child lied, and one day he died. (6) Once upon a time, a child studied hard and grew up to be rich. Once upon a time, there was a child who was very unfilial. One day, he sprained his ankle Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early and got up late. The next day, he died. (6) If he survived, there must be a pot of porridge. Hip knot is strength. Pigs also have pig pockets. You can't make a cake without cutting the meat Accidents will happen. Smell the chicken and start chopsticks! (7) McDull: A-mei, do you need to wear pants to play those pillars of society? May: Of course. Which social pillar doesn't wear pants? Mcdull (surprised): Ah ~ ~ ~ Oh, no, I only have a pair of swimming trunks. May: Then be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society. McDull: Really? But I'm afraid of death. Maybe, sometimes, those pillars of society will stink, will they take off their pants? May: Of course. Mcdull: Oh ~ ~ That's good. I can play a pillar of society who wants to stink. May: People want you to be a pillar of society. Why does it stink? Mcdull: Let me ask, if that pillar of society really stinks, is it still a pillar of society? May: Sort of. Mcdull: That's more like it. If that pillar of society eats too much and burps and farts, is he still a pillar of society? May: Sort of. Mcdull: Is that pillar of society with aphtha, acne, overeating and beriberi a pillar of society? May: Where did you get so many questions? Mcdull: Oh, I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up. May: What are you afraid of? If you study hard, you can become a pillar of talent. Mcdull: study hard? Don't you want to think about stinky?

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