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Humor about road surface water accumulation

Lushui's humor is as follows:

1, it rained heavily today, and the road was full of water, so I said to my friend, "Why don't I take you by bike?" My friend looked at me, pondered for a while, and then said, "Then you should ride faster, because I am not practical to float on the water."

On rainy days, the water on the road was too deep, so I decided to push the car to the square. As soon as I arrived at the square, a car flew by and splashed me with water. I vowed to practice my driving skills. One day, I floated across the stagnant water in front of the driver.

My friend came to pick me up from work and saw a row of cleanest cars on the roadside, so I was ready to drive that car. I asked him why he chose this car, and he said, "Look at this clean car. It should have just been washed. It must be the safest to drive."

4. Just after the rain, the road was full of water, and I rode my bike and my girlfriend flew by. My girlfriend suddenly said, "I have the illusion of riding a bike in the sea." I replied, "So I am your pirate captain?" ?

5. My boyfriend walked by the road on a rainy day. Suddenly, his boyfriend said, "Look, there is a frog jumping on the water." My eyes lit up: "Where is it? Where is it? This frog looks bigger than ordinary frogs! " Boyfriend smiled: "Idiot, that's water strider's jump".

6. Driving to work in the morning, I met a big puddle. In order not to make my colleagues laugh, I decided to drive over the puddle. Unexpectedly, a stumble drove the car into the mud pit.

7. I saw a big puddle on the road after the rainstorm, so I jumped in, only to find that the puddle was too deep for me to get out.

8. The road was slippery after the rainstorm, and I fell down by bike. My friend asked me why the rain stopped before I left. I replied, "Life is like this rain. I can't stop. I want to learn to ride in the wind and rain. "

9. On a rainy day, my colleague saw me get wet and asked, "Why don't you find a place to hide from the rain?" Me: "No way, I am a limited edition rain".

10, the son asked his father, "Why does the house we live in always leak rain?" Dad replied: "This is to let you know that you should be optimistic when you encounter difficulties in the future." The son then asked, "How can I be optimistic when the house is flooded?" Dad froze.