Who knows the joke about "faucet" ...

The first day: I found that the faucet in the bathroom was not tightened and it was leaking all the time. I told my husband who was surfing the Internet, and he cried.

The next day: the faucet still leaks. I criticized my husband. He looked innocent: "When did you tell me?"

Day 3: The faucet still leaks. I severely criticized my husband. He sincerely apologized that he had forgotten.

The fourth day: the faucet is still leaking, and I severely criticized my husband. The husband was so scared that he forgot, and then giggled and said, "Do you think this bit by bit looks like a prostatitis patient?" I was angry with him and smiled.

Day 5: The water leakage is getting worse and worse. I criticized my husband very severely. He was impatient: "I'll fix it tomorrow!" " "

Day 6: I was glad to find that the faucet didn't leak. As a result, I found that my husband didn't repair the faucet, but just turned off the main brake. He said confidently, "There is no water leakage anyway. Isn't the effect of turning off the main gate the same as that of repairing the faucet? "

Day 1 1 day: the main brake twists and turns every day, which is a little worn. After turning off the main gate, the tap is still dripping. I gave my husband an ultimatum: don't fix the faucet and don't let him surf the Internet.

Day 12: My husband spent four yuan to buy a faucet, but without tools, the old faucet could not be screwed off. He asked me if I could buy tools online before repairing the faucet tomorrow, and I agreed.

The thirteenth day: My husband spent fifteen yuan to buy a giant wrench with a diameter of more than one foot, and he was so tired that he still didn't turn on the tap. He summed up the reasons: first, the place is too small to use a wrench; Second, the faucet is rusty. Buy a smaller wrench tomorrow and try a bottle of lubricating oil. In the evening, he said his arm hurts and asked me to massage him.

Day 14: My husband bought a medium wrench for 13 yuan and a small bottle of engine oil for 3 yuan (things my husband bought are always more expensive than others, I don't know why). For a long time, not only did I not turn on the tap, but I also scraped a layer of skin on my hand. I immediately shouted pain and went to a nearby medical clinic. The doctor put up a band-aid.

The fifteenth day: my husband refused to repair the faucet, saying that he hurt his self-esteem and said that his hand was broken and he couldn't get wet. He asked me to wash his hair and bathe for at least a week.

Twenty-first day: I saw a small advertisement in the street. The person who repaired the plumbing equipment made a phone call, and soon a master came. The master skillfully removed the faucet and replaced it with a small cushion, which took less than five minutes. My husband asked the master how much it cost, and the master said, "Give me two dollars for this little job."