I can't catch a fish, so I'm just too funny.

As a fisherman,

Wherever I go,

I am willing to abide by the principle of not taking an empty road:

If I can't catch herring, I'll engage in grass carp.

Grass carp don't engage in crucian carp.

If I can't catch crucian carp, I'll catch shrimp.

Shrimp steals dogs without me.

I steal chickens instead of dogs.

If not, I will pull out carrots, cut leeks, pick cucumbers and break corn.

If not, I'll lie down by the pond for a while and have a drink before I go. .......

How can you not go home empty-handed!