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Translation of Feng Menglong's The Story of the West Tower in Classical Chinese (No.7)

1. Feng Menglong compiled The Story of the West Tower (Feng Menglong), which is on sale, waiting for a gift from Master Yuan Yi.

Translation:

As soon as Yuan's West Building Map was completed, he went to Feng Menglong for advice. Feng Menglong put it in front of his desk after reading it, without comment. Yuan left because she was puzzled. At that time, Feng Jiagang had just finished eating, and his family told him that he had no food. Feng Menglong said, "Nothing, Mr. Yuan will give me a lot of money tonight." So he told the doorman, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong will definitely send me money after reading it for the first time. You can bring him directly to my study when you come. " Everyone in the family thought he was joking. When Yuan came home, she lingered at home until evening. Suddenly, she sent someone to Feng's house with money. When I arrived, I found the door still open. Ask (the doorman) why, and say, "My master is waiting for you in the study with a candle on!" " "He was surprised and hurried into the study. Feng Menglong said, "I think you will definitely come. The words and songs (written by you) are good, but there are still gaps. Now I have added them for you. "It's a discount on" Wrong Dreams ". Yuan is surprised and envious. At that time, the story of the West Building was very popular, especially the ten times virtual dream.

2. Analysis of Feng Menglong's Supplement: Feng Menglong's West Building Supplement

Yuan's West Building was first written in Feng Youlong's mind. Feng Lan never put down his desk. Yuan panicked and left. When Feng Fang was deprived of food, people in the room told him. Feng said, "Don't worry, Yuan Da will give me one hundred gold tonight." But the exhorter said, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong's donation of silver must be brought to the treasury when he is free. " The family thinks it's Christmas. Yuan Gui hesitated until the evening, and suddenly asked someone to take a lamp to hold gold. Even, I saw that the door was still wide open. Asked why, he said, "Master treats each other with candles in the study room." Rush in in surprise. Feng said, "I will definitely come. The lyrics and songs are good, but there is still one missing. Now it has been added. " It's a "wrong dream" Yuan was deeply impressed by this. It is a popular book, and Wrong Dream is especially popular. (selected from Qing? Chu people won "Jian Xuan Ji")

As soon as Yuan's West Building was finished, he went to Feng Menglong for revision. Feng Menglong put it in front of his desk after reading it, without comment. Yuan left because she was puzzled. At that time, Feng Jiagang had just finished eating, and his family told him that he had no food. Feng Menglong said, "Nothing, Mr. Yuan will give me a lot of money tonight." So he told the doorman, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong will definitely send me money after reading it for the first time. You can bring him directly to my study when you come. " Everyone in the family thought he was joking. When Yuan came home, she lingered at home until evening. Suddenly, she sent someone to Feng's house with money. When I arrived, I found the door still open. Ask (the doorman) why, and say, "My master is waiting for you in the study with a candle on!" " "He was surprised and hurried into the study. Feng Menglong said, "I think you will definitely come. The words and songs (written by you) are good, but there are still gaps. Now I have added them for you. "It's a discount on" Wrong Dreams ". Yuan is surprised and envious. At that time, the story of the West Building was very popular, especially the wrong dream.

3. Revised Edition: Cai Yong Killed Translation: Qiu said to Wang Yun: "Cai Yong () is a child prodigy who knows a lot about the history of the Han Dynasty. He should be allowed to finish the history book, which will be a grand ceremony for a generation.

Besides, the crimes he committed were insignificant. Killing him won't make us lose people's hearts! Wang Yun said: "In the past, Emperor Wu did not kill Sima Qian, and as a result, he spread his history books that slandered the Han Dynasty to future generations. Nowadays, the national luck is weak and the border wars are constantly going on. It is impossible for traitors to write history books around young monarchs. This is not conducive to the sacredness of the emperor, and it will also make us people be slandered and ridiculed by (Cai Yong). "

After Ma Ridi quit, he said to others, "Wang Yun won't have any descendants! Good people are the model of the country, and historical works are the classics of the country. Destroy the model and waste the classics. How can the country last? " So Cai Yong died in prison.

Hong Song accused Huan Tan of translation: Hong Song recommended Huan Tan, who was originally from Beiping, as a negotiator and minister. The Emperor (Liu Xiu) asked Huan Tan to play the piano. He liked the complex tones he played.

Hong Song was very unhappy when he heard that. When I found out that Huan Tan was coming out of the palace, Hong Song was sitting in the palace in official clothes and called Huan Tan with the officials.

When Huan Tan arrived, Hong Song scolded him for not giving up his seat and said, "Can you correct your mistakes yourself? Or should I report you according to law? " Huan Tan kowtowed and apologized. After a long time, Song sent him away.

Later, Liu Xiu's ministers asked Huan Tan to play the piano. When Huan Tan saw Hong Song, his attitude was different from before.

Liu Xiu was surprised and asked Hong Song what was going on. Hong Song left his seat, took off his hat and said, "I recommend Huan Tan, hoping that he can guide the monarch with loyalty and justice, but he made the court indulge in Zheng's music, which is my sin. "

Hearing this, Liu Xiu's expression turned to shame, and he apologized to Hong Song. Feng Menglong completed the original story of the West Building: Yuan's story of the West Building was first written by Feng Youlong.

Feng Lan never put down his desk. Yuan panicked and left.

When Feng Fang was deprived of food, people in the room told him. Feng said, "Don't worry, Yuan Da will give me one hundred gold tonight."

But the exhorter said, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong's donation of silver must be brought to the treasury when he is free. " The family thinks it's Christmas.

Yuan Gui hesitated until the evening, and suddenly asked someone to take a lamp to hold gold. Even, I saw that the door was still wide open.

Asked why, he said, "Master treats each other with candles in the study room." Rush in in surprise.

Feng said, "I will definitely come. The lyrics and songs are good, but there is still one missing. Now it has been added. "

It's a "wrong dream" Yuan was deeply impressed by this.

It is a popular book, and Wrong Dream is especially popular. (From Jane Xuan Ji, it is clear what people have taken) Translation: As soon as Yuan's The West Tower was finished, he went to Feng Menglong for correction.

Feng Menglong put it in front of his desk after reading it, without comment. Yuan left because she was puzzled.

At that time, Feng Jiagang had just finished eating, and his family told him that he had no food. Feng Menglong said, "Nothing, Mr. Yuan will give me a lot of money tonight."

So he told the doorman, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong will definitely send me money after reading it for the first time. You can bring him directly to my study when you come. "

Everyone in the family thought he was joking. When Yuan came home, she lingered at home until evening. Suddenly, she sent someone to Feng's house with money.

When I arrived, I found the door still open. Ask (the doorman) why, and say, "My master is waiting for you in the study with a candle on!" " "He was surprised and hurried into the study.

Feng Menglong said, "I think you will definitely come. The words and songs (written by you) are good, but there are still gaps. Now I have added them for you. "

It's a discount for "wrong dreams" Yuan is surprised and envious.

At that time, the story of the West Building was very popular, especially the wrong dream. The Ding of the Divine Mound Original: There is a Ding Han in the Buyi Divine Mound in Luoyang, which belongs to Shenchuan in Chang 'an.

Yun Chi's mistake was terrible. Lu Sheng, a neighbor to the west, was pleased with it and called a metalworker to make a statue and cast it.

Those who have been quenched by strange drugs and hid in caves for three years. The soil and medicine have corroded, and the copper has melted, just like the owner of Dun.

Once, give it to dignitaries, treasure it and entertain guests. When Dun accidentally sat down, he knew that it was Lu's thing and said, "Dun also has a tripod. Its shape is too cool. I don't know which one is the real ear."

The dignitaries invited them to see it and said for a long time, "It's not true." The guest said, "It's true, not true."

Uneven and countless. The masses were humiliated. Dun dared not speak and sighed back: "Now I know the situation is enough to change right and wrong."

Longmenzi heard the news and laughed and said, "Why didn't you see me earlier?" Scholars are also in the text. Translation: A civilian named Shen Tudun in Luoyang has a Han Ding, which was obtained under a deep valley in Chang 'an.

Yunfei is staggered and the pattern is gorgeous. A man named Lu in the west saw this tripod and liked it very much. He asked a goldsmith to cast such a tripod.

When casting, it was soaked in strange liquid medicine to cool down, and a hole was dug underground and buried for three years. Both soil and potions have corroded the tripod, and the nature of copper has changed, which is roughly the same as that of sinking a mound.

One day, Lu Sheng dedicated this tripod to a powerful person who cherished it, entertained guests and appreciated it. Shen Tudun happened to be at the banquet, knowing that it was Lu Sheng's, he said, "I also have a tripod, which looks very similar to this one, but I don't know which one is true."

The powerful man asked him to bring the tripod for him to identify. (awesome person) looked at it for a long time and said, "It's not true." One by one, the guests said, "Really not."

Shen Tudun was filled with indignation and kept arguing. Everyone scoffed at Shen mound, and he dared not speak. He turned around and said with emotion, "After all this, I realized that power can change right and wrong."

Longmen Zi said with a smile, "Why did you meet Dun so late? The same is true for scholars to evaluate articles. " Landlord, I am so hard.

Feng Menglong made up Yuan's translation of Journey to the West. Just after the translation, he went to Feng Menglong to ask for correction. Feng Menglong put it in front of his desk after reading it, without comment. Yuan left because she was puzzled. At that time, Feng Jiagang had just finished eating, and his family told him that he had no food. Feng Menglong said, "Nothing, Mr. Yuan will give me a lot of money tonight." So he told the doorman, "Don't close the door. Yuan Xianggong will definitely send me money after reading it for the first time. You can bring him directly to my study when you come. " Everyone in the family thought he was joking. When Yuan came home, she lingered at home until evening. Suddenly, she sent someone to Feng's house with money. When I arrived, I found the door still open. Ask (the doorman) why, and say, "My master is waiting for you in the study with a candle on!" " "He was surprised and hurried into the study. Feng Menglong said, "I think you will definitely come. The words and songs (written by you) are good, but there are still gaps. Now I have added them for you. "It's a discount on" Wrong Dreams ". Yuan is surprised and envious. At that time, the story of the West Building was very popular, especially the wrong dream.

Is that so?

Feng Menglong's original translation of classical Chinese is like this: "Baojun" used to be set up by someone to catch donkeys, but he didn't feel it.

A pedestrian stole it, but he was heartless and left with abalone in his pocket. When our host came, he got abalone in the pond. He thought he was a god and dared not return.

So he built a house and a temple, and named it Baojun. Those who serve too much, get sick or recover occasionally in the future will be called God.

1978, the owner of abalone went to the bottom of the temple and asked him why. Nye said, "This is my abalone. Why is there a God? " So it is a rest.

Once upon a time, someone set a trap to catch roe deer, and that day he caught one unconsciously. A passerby found the roe deer and took it away, but he felt embarrassed and put his abalone in a trap and left.

When the hunter who set the trap came, he saw abalone, which was very strange. He thought it was a fairy arrival and was afraid to take it home, so he built a temple here called Baojun. Later, many people believed in Baojun of this temple. Those who get sick get better by accident, so it is thought that Baojun is protecting them, which makes them feel even more magical.

After seven or eight years, the man who released abalone passed by the temple and asked why. He was told these things. He said, "This is my abalone. Where is there any god? " So I am very sigh.

6. Wu Zeren's classical Chinese translation biography Xie Wuyi lived in seclusion.

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Xie Wuyi lives in seclusion, often associates with Hengzi, and doesn't like literati. One day, a Gong visited and sat down and said, "Every time you want to ask me something about Wuyi, you'd better forget it. What is the fruit of Ouyang Xiu? " Familiarity is inevitable, and it has been a long time. He said, "I was always a scholar, and later I entered the grand yamen." Ask again: "Can you write an article?" Wu Yi said, "You want it." At the age of seven, Zong Yefang, the son of Wuyi, stood beside him and left laughing. How can such an example be called a scholar? I don't like scholars, so I came to pay my respects, but there are such examples.

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1. This article first appeared in Song Huihong's Nightmare in a Cold Room. The original title was What Is Ouyang Xiu, and it was included in the History of Laughter in Ancient and Modern Times by Feng Menglong, a novelist of the Ming Dynasty.

2. Xie Wuyi: Xie Yi (1068-113), whose real name is Wuyi, is from Xitang. Linchuan (now Fuzhou City, Jiangxi Province) was a southerner in the Song Dynasty. Jinshi and. A writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, one of the 25 inheritors of Jiangxi Poetry School. Not his brother Xie Mai, also known as "Linchuan Xie". Together with Rao Jie, Wang Ge and Xie Mai, they are also called "four outstanding Linchuan poets of Jiangxi Poetry School". He once wrote 300 poems about butterflies, named "Thank Butterflies".

3. Idle residence: also known as "living room". Refers to avoiding people who live alone. "Book of Rites Confucius lives in seclusion": "Confucius lives in one room and waits on him in summer." Lu Deming explained: "Refuse to face and avoid people, live in one room." "Xunzi Jiemao": "I want to open my eyes and ears, but the sound of mosquitoes is far away, and it is easy to think quietly." Tao Qian's poem "Xin Chou went to the ferry in July and visited Jiangling at night" says: "I have lived in seclusion for 30 years, which has nothing to do with dust."

4. Xunzi: A monk. Song and Huang Tingjian's poem "Seeing the Secret Old Man Living in Five Peaks" said: "There are forests near the water, and there are ancient roads in the north and south." Tang Mingzu's "Conan Ji Chan Please": "Don't go. I don't think it is a problem for Hengzi to talk about classics. " Shenqing Fu's Six Chapters of a Floating Life: "Look at that 10,000-year-old jar, which is huge in shape in a fragrant kitchen. Fill it with bamboo springs, listen to it overflow, and grow thick moss for a long time. "

5. Travel: making friends; Communication. "Swim from someone" means "associate with someone".

6. Gong Shi: Qing Dynasty. Gong will try Chinese style. "Selected Draft III": "The following year, I tried to raise people in the capital, saying that I wanted to try, and the Chinese style was Gong." "The Present Situation of Wonders Witnessed in Twenty Years" 96: "At present, it is more difficult for him to write an IOU than to write a policy of entering the palace, Xin Gong." Yan Fu's On Salvation: "As for Gong, the more glorious his name is, the greater his self-esteem."

7. visit; Visit.

8. Every: often.

9. Hey: All the time.

10, He Ru: How about it; How's it going?

1 1, Familiarity: Pay close attention. "Historical Records of the King": "(Weber) was scared to retreat, fearing that he could not say anything, and there was nothing else to say. General Guan said with a smile,' People call Wei Boyong, but it is vain.' Hu Chubin, Biography of Literature and Art in the New Tang Dynasty: "People who are cautious by nature are familiar with it." Fan Ainong of Lu Xun: "I was a teacher in my hometown, probably in late spring. Suddenly I saw a person on the guest table of an acquaintance. We only knew each other for two or three seconds, so we said at the same time. "

12, very long: very long.

13, slip: slip, snicker. Secretly snickering; Cover your mouth and smile. Tang Wei-Sui's A Passage to Zhou and Qin Dynasties: "The Queen Mother also said that Pan Fei said,' If the son doesn't come, why not?' Pan Fei couldn't help laughing, not in pairs. What is Song Huihong's Cold Zhai Nightmare like to Ouyang Xiu:' Can you write it again? Wu Yi said,' You have to.' At the age of seven, Zong Yefang, the son of Wuyi, stood by, smelled it and left with a smile. "Qingping Qing Bu's" Shed crumbs outside, written in pale brocade, the story of Huadian ":"The handsome ones are not amused, and the rest are also retired. Mao Dun Midnight Nine: "Suddenly, there was a knock at the door on the partition wall communicating with the adjacent room, and there was a woman's laughter. "

14, such as: This kind.

15, Juzi: imperial examination candidates. "Biography of Gao Shi in Old Tang Dynasty": "At that time, Li Deli was a competent general, thin, and only waited for him." In the Ming Dynasty, Chen Ruyuan's "The Story of the Garden in the Golden Lotus": "The foster children entered the examination room without a word, and the candles were exhausted. Are you busy? " Shen Qingfu's "Six Chapters of a Floating Life, Leisure and Fun": "Draw lots first and get the first place as the main test to guard against other seats; The second is transcription and sitting down; I am a child. "

16, but: only; Only.

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When Xie Wuyi lived alone, he often interacted with monks and didn't like to face literati. One day, a Gong Shi (selected) (scholar) took the exam, and the selected one took the court exam, and finally ranked. The chosen one is Gong, and the court exam is ranked third. A took three places, the first champion, the second, and the third flower detective, all of which were given to Jinshi and; A number of dimethyl, given Jinshi origin; Several top three students came to visit, and (the host and guests) sat down and said, "(I) always wanted to ask you something, but I always forgot." I've heard about Ouyang Xiu. What kind of person is this person? "Xie Wuyi stared at the man for a long time and said," I used to be a scholar, but later I took part in major events in the DPRK. "(That person) asked again:" Can (this person) write an article? " Xie Wuyi said, "I can also write. "Xie Zongye, the son of Xie Wuyi, is only 7 years old. He stood aside and ran away with a big smile on his face. How can such candidates be called scholars? (Maybe) Because (I) don't like scholars, so there are such candidates to visit me.

When Su Dongpo lived in Qishan, he heard that the pork in Heyang County was particularly delicious, so he sent people to Heyang to buy pigs. Who knew he was sent by an alcoholic? When he drove the pigs near Qishan, all the pigs were lost because of drinking. He was afraid of being scolded by Su Dongpo, so he bought a pig to make up for it.

Su Dongpo gave a banquet to entertain the guests. When pork is served well, no one does not praise the delicious meat: after all, the pigs in Heyang are better than those in the local area. Just as everyone was full of praise, someone sent the lost Zhenheyang pig, and the guests realized that they were eating local pork, which was very embarrassing.

Perhaps, if no one sends a pig to reveal the details, the host and guests will break up happily, especially the guests will feel a sense of satisfaction.

Why is this happening? The reason is the celebrity effect. Su Dongpo was a celebrity at that time. His "Dongpo Meat" was praised for its unique flavor. People admire him and believe that he won't cheat others. He eats meat with this mentality and naturally feels delicious. Blind faith in celebrities makes it impossible to tell the true from the false.