Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 221. One day two people took a plane, but the plane crashed. The two people fell on a desert island and met a group of indigenous cannibals. The chief took the two people
221. One day two people took a plane, but the plane crashed. The two people fell on a desert island and met a group of indigenous cannibals. The chief took the two people
Three people came to a desert island and were arrested by cannibals. The cannibal leader said to them: "If you do as we say, we will not kill you. Go into the jungle and pick 10 of one of the fruits you see." Then the first man came back and he picked 10 apples, the cannibal leader said: "Put all the fruits you picked into your asshole. Don't show any expression on your face." But the apples were still too big, and the first person died when they were halfway stuffed. . The second person picked back 10 cherries, and the cannibal leader said: "Put all the fruits you picked into your asshole without any expression on your face." Then the second person started stuffing, stuffing, stuffing, But when he stuffed the last one, he suddenly laughed. So the cannibal leader ordered the man to be killed and eaten.
In heaven, the first person stuffing apples met the second person stuffing cherries. He felt strange and asked: "It's not a problem to stuff all the cherries in because they are so small. Why did you stuff them all?" I will laugh when I pick the tenth cherry.”
“Hahaha because I saw the third person coming back with 10 durians”
- Previous article:Ending joke
- Next article:Translation of Feng Menglong's The Story of the West Tower in Classical Chinese (No.7)
- Related articles
- What are the nicknames for couples with unique personalities?
- Ma Yun's knowledge can't change his fate.
- What is the definition of "person"?
- Do you have any funny and relaxing comedy recommendations?
- How to make words more vivid
- Is it more ridiculous to reply to the netizen's "three chapters of the law" than "Qin law"
- What's the relationship between Dylan and Shen Yue? Why are you tired of watching Shen Yue?
- A difficult riddle
- Give a joke?
- What is the main content of Chapter 6 of Luotuo Xiangzi?