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Funny joke: Why don't you flush the toilet after you shit?

Funny joke: Why don't you flush the toilet after you shit?

At school, every winter and summer vacation, my parents went to work and left me alone at home. I can't cook by myself. My parents always cook a big pot of fried sauce and let me cook noodles at noon. I can eat for a few days. One week, my mother was on a business trip and my father made me a sauce. That's it. I looked and wiped it. Why is it cooked like shit? My dad said, where is it like shit? Don't eat if you don't like it! I was so angry that before my father came back at night, in order to prove that it looked like shit, I scooped a few spoonfuls and poured them into the toilet without flushing. Dad came back to the toilet and shouted, why don't you flush after you fucking shit! ! ! ! !