Tell a boy to eat ice cream with several people printed on the refrigerator to amuse himself.

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1. classic anecdote girl jokes. Go out to play with your daughter-in-law on weekends. Seeing a beautiful sea of flowers, my daughter-in-law squatted in and asked me to take a picture of her. As a result, when I was filming, two little boys passed by and muttered, look at that woman with no quality, taking a shit in the flowers in broad daylight! The other said, "That man is even more shameless. He even took pictures of others taking a shit."

2. Every day when I laugh on the Internet, two women chat. A: What's it like to be pregnant? Do you feel very happy? I really want her to come out early now. It's so annoying to be pregnant every day. A: It's the same for you then. I wish I could give birth to her earlier and relax. B: That's right. A: But after giving birth, I couldn't wait to put her in.

Laugh at the jokes of female students, dig out the letters written by female students in high school and say that they will tell me when they graduate. I have graduated for several years now, and I don't know what to say to me. I found a phone call to ask her, and she said, "You are so ugly, and you have been farting, and you have been afraid to say ..." Reality and hope are too far away ...

Today, my friends and I played cards at home. A buddy asked me, "Do you dare to say the word' loser' in front of your daughter-in-law?" I replied, "Why not? Optimistic. " Me: "Daughter-in-law, my buddy's daughter-in-law is really a prodigal bitch. You'd better. " "………"