The shorter the story of anxious birthday, the better!

1. Once upon a time, there was a farmer named Lin Xingsheng in Dongxi Village, Xichang Township, Jieyang County. He is diligent, thrifty and honest. He planted more than ten acres of rice, soybeans, potatoes, sugar cane, melons and other crops, always earning a few percentage points more than others. So his family is getting richer every day, and people in the village call him "farmer".

Marry Huang from Beimen Street, Jieyang County. Huang has three sisters, and she is the oldest. Of the three sisters, she is the only one who married a rural farmer, and both sisters married Rongcheng. Her husband's family is a rich man, doing business. Two rich sisters and brother-in-law have a little money, and they look down on who cultivates the land. Lin Xingsheng couple see in the eye, gas in the heart, to discuss good to find a chance to humiliate them, in order to get out of the heart this sulk.

One day my mother-in-law celebrated her seventieth birthday, and three pairs of daughters and sons-in-law came to celebrate her old man's birthday. Early this morning, Sheng Xing asked his wife to go to her parents' home to help her, but she provoked Fat Fat to water the vegetable garden, then went home to wash her feet, wash her hands, change clothes and pants, and went to Yue's home in the city for her birthday with a basket of birthday presents. The two brothers-in-law have been waiting impatiently in the living room. When they saw Lin Xingsheng arrive at this time, they not only didn't stand up to meet him, but also pretended not to see him. They crossed their legs and sarcastically said, "The weather is really good today, and yellow-footed cockroaches have climbed into the county." Lin Xingsheng heard that two county boys were laughing at him. But he was not angry, so he said bluntly, "Don't look at the yellow-footed owl, it will be blessed which one it climbs."

Seeing Zhang's boastfulness, the two fellow travelers asked him, "What gift did Zhang give my mother-in-law for her birthday today?" Sheng Xing heard the implication and replied with a smile: "The farmer didn't have any valuable gifts, but touched a basket of snails for his mother-in-law's birthday." Hearing this, the two uncles, wives and aunts all burst out laughing. Mother-in-law's mother-in-law was afraid that her eldest son-in-law would be embarrassed to laugh, so she rushed out and said, "Snail is my favorite, so I can add it to the banquet!" The second son-in-law asked her mother-in-law unconvinced, "Is my big pig leg, fat chicken and duck worse than mud snail?" The second son-in-law immediately said, "Will the delicacies I sent be more delicious than the snails born in the field?" Sheng Xing smiled and replied on behalf of her mother-in-law: "You will know the taste after eating!" My mother-in-law nodded again and again and said, "Yes! Yes! Dalang, pour out the snails and cook them! " Sheng Xing saw her mother-in-law say this. When the lid of the basket was about to be opened, the snail fell to the ground, and only the shiny silver dollar fell to the ground. Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw it. Sheng Xing casually said to her mother-in-law, "This is a little gift. As a gift for her 70th birthday, she can buy more delicacies. As long as my mother-in-law tells me, I can still catch snails in the future. There are plenty in the ground! " The words made the two brothers-in-law and his wife and aunts feel ashamed.

2. Once upon a time, there was a rich man who had three daughters. The eldest daughter married the county magistrate, the second daughter married the biscuit seller, and the third daughter married the farmer. The rich man's eldest son-in-law smiled at the eldest son-in-law, almost smiled at the second son-in-law, but was a little embarrassed at the third son-in-law, which was not pleasing to the eye. The third son-in-law knows that his father-in-law hates the poor and loves the rich, and doesn't like himself. Naturally, he didn't want to see his long face and walked sparsely. The fifteenth day of the eighth lunar month is the birthday of the rich man. According to custom, the son-in-law will accompany his wife to her parents' house to celebrate her father-in-law's birthday. Although the third son-in-law is reluctant to go, she will also go to her father-in-law's house for entertainment.

When eating, my father-in-law did the same to the three of them. Chicken, duck and fish were put in the bowl of the eldest son-in-law, and he said to the second son-in-law from time to time, "His second brother-in-law, eat more." Ignore the third son-in-law, and pretend that the third son-in-law does not exist. The third son-in-law panicked, but she was embarrassed to attack. The rich man's father-in-law deliberately praised the eldest son-in-law and fooled the third son-in-law, so he came up with a crooked idea and said, "If you want to write poetry when drinking, it must be' round and round, half missing, messy and quiet'. If you can't do it, don't drink. " He asked his eldest son-in-law to do it first and go down by himself. Several son-in-law didn't say anything. The eldest son-in-law stood up, shook his head, and wrote a poem: "The moon on the fifteenth is round, and it is less than half in 1899. The stars are messy on sunny days and it rains quietly on cloudy days. " Say that finish "cheep", drank a glass of wine. The rich man's father-in-law listened to the eldest son-in-law and applauded: "Good poem, good poem!" " Although the second son-in-law didn't like it, she thought she was better than the third brother-in-law, and said to herself, "I'll make do with it, and I can't let my father-in-law look down on me." I happened to see the baked wheat cake he brought, so I pointed with my hand and said, "A baked wheat cake is round and has been eaten half. The sesame seeds on the cake are in a mess, and it is quiet after eating. " Then he picked up a glass of wine and drank it. The third son-in-law had already suppressed her anger and said to herself, "I came for your birthday with good intentions, but you deliberately tried to embarrass me." If I'm not angry with you, you won't know that Lord Ma has three eyes, and my anger is hard to get rid of. As soon as the second son-in-law finished speaking, he replied, "My father-in-law and mother-in-law are round, and one of them is half missing. There is chaos and silence. " Say that finish also end up a small handleless wine cup, 1 of "cheep" drink clean. The rich man's husband was furious, but he was speechless. From then on, he never looked down on the third son-in-law.

3. Once upon a time, there was a big family named Zhao with three daughters. Later, the eldest girl married a literary champion, the second girl married a martial arts champion and the third girl married a poor scholar.

One day, Mr. Zhao celebrated his seventieth birthday, and all three sons-in-law went to visit his father-in-law. The eldest son-in-law sat in a big sedan chair with a gong to clear the way; The second son-in-law rode a burly horse, imposing; The third son-in-law took the car with Lu, and only his wife accompanied him.

The eldest son-in-law looked down on the third son-in-law,

I felt it demeaning to sit with him, so I thought of an idea and said, "I have a question, but I can't answer it. I must condescend to cook in the kitchen." The topic is: round, sharp, long, great, champion, take it. "

The eldest son-in-law thinks that only the word "number one scholar" has nothing to do with the third son-in-law, so of course he can't answer. The eldest son-in-law said, "My pen is round and my pen is sharp. I have been studying for a long time. I wrote a great article. That year I went to Beijing to take an exam and won the first prize in literature. Today I brought 100 two pieces of gold and silver to symbolize' wealth'. Please accept it. "

The second son-in-law said, "My gun shaft is round and its head is sharp. I have been practicing martial arts for a long time. I practice martial arts very well. I went to Beijing to compete that year and won the title of Wushu champion. Today, I brought 200 pieces of silks and satins to represent' brilliance'. Please accept it. "

Everyone looked at the third son-in-law, only to see him unhurriedly say, "My whip is round, my whip tip is sharp, the country road is long, and my wife's body is great." That year, she became pregnant and gave birth to two scholars. I brought 100 Jin of longevity fruit (commonly known as peanuts) today. May my grandfather live a long life. Please accept it. "

Mr. Zhao laughed heartily and said yes!