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Mo Bai's Peach Blossom Qianyuan (Thirty) Descendants

It’s a pity that things backfired. Bai Qian originally hoped that the intimate behavior between herself and Mo Yuan would make the young prince turn away in anger. Unexpectedly, although Ye Hua's face was ashen, after he calmed down, he still took the initiative to greet Mo Yuan, and his attitude was quite respectful. Bai Qian secretly cursed, as expected, the position of prince cannot be held by just any god. Does it mean that in order to secure a high position in the Nine Heavens, one must first destroy his own nature and original intention?

Unfortunately, it started to rain again in the evening. Out of good intentions, the inn lady was afraid that Bai Qian would be caught in the rain, so she held an umbrella and looked over. She happened to bump into these three people. Looking at each other.

Hearing that Mr. Mo wanted to entertain guests, the enthusiastic sister-in-law rushed in and out and quickly prepared a table of sumptuous meals. But the sister-in-law seemed a little puzzled. She had just introduced that the new young master was a relative from her hometown, but they didn't seem to be very warm to each other. Very little.

However, the female inn owner was used to the world after all, and she immediately greeted her warmly, trying to break the deadlock. "Thanks to the distinguished guests, the shop is really flourishing. I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long. Come on, please try our craftsmanship first." She even made a point of getting close to Ye Hua, "This The young master is so handsome. Are you afraid that you have come from afar? Although the shop is a bit simple, the view of the lake outside is not bad, and the aquatic products in the lake are quite famous. You are welcome. Try it."

Bai Qian was sitting close to Mo Yuan, absentmindedly playing with the pendant of the Yuqing Kunlun fan. In the past, she could not have imagined that she would sit at the same dinner table with Ye Hua calmly. But after she said those words happily, she suddenly realized that no matter what Su Su was like in the past, or who she met or what happened to her, it had nothing to do with her anymore.

In the past 140,000 years, she has been a vocalist for 20,000 years and an unknown mortal for several years. The period of time she was called "Su Su" was only a few years. . What's more, from the moment she decided to jump off the Immortal Killing Platform, the mortal she once was no longer existed. It can be said that Bai Qian, as a god, has nothing to do with Ye Hua in front of her. If there is any connection, it is limited to the absurd marriage contract that was imposed on her.

After Bai Qian thought through this layer, she gradually became relaxed and relaxed, enjoying her delicious snacks leisurely, not caring about Ye Hua staring at her closely. She guessed that Ye Hua was not used to the face she had now, which was why he remained silent. Originally, the three of them had their own thoughts and were sitting alone, making the atmosphere quite awkward. But when the aroma of food came to her nose, Bai Qian couldn't help but twitch her index finger.

The sister-in-law pushed a dish in front of Bai Qian like a treasure, "Madam, this is the squirrel mandarin fish you specified. Eat it while it's hot and see if it suits your taste. ".

Bai Qian's eyes lit up, and she nodded in surprise to her attentive sister-in-law, "Well, then I'll give it a try."

She first took a chopstick of fish. He put it into Mo Yuan's bowl, and then took a bite by himself, letting the crispy, tender, sour and sweet tastes swirl in his mouth, "Well, it's delicious, that's what I was thinking of."

Seeing Bai Qian eating deliciously, the sister-in-law was very encouraged and quickly took another plate, "Don't be in a hurry, enjoy it slowly, and you can try my braised tiger tail again." "

"Bang Hu Tail?" Bai Qian was very curious after hearing the name of this dish and looking at its unique appearance. After taking a bite, she sincerely praised, "Ah, it turns out. It's eel meat, it tastes so delicious."

The sister-in-law said with a smile, "Yes, just eat it with confidence. This dish uses a piece of clean meat from the eel tail, and the inside is absolutely delicious. There is no trace of fish bones. It is not only delicious, but also the most nourishing to the body." She looked back and saw that Ye Hua had not moved her chopsticks, so she persuaded her, "Young Master, why don't you eat it? It's your first time here. Don't be embarrassed if you are tired. , why not come and have a drink first to relieve your fatigue.

At this moment, Bai Qian saw that what her sister-in-law poured out was no longer the plum wine before, but another pure wine with a mellow and fragrant aroma. The wine had a fragrant aroma and must have been of some vintage. She couldn't help but He stretched out his hand, but in the blink of an eye, the wine glass in his hand had been snatched away by Mo Yuan, who then handed him a cup of warm soup, "Drink the soup first, it won't help if it gets cold. ”

“Oh, okay. "Although Bai Qian was reluctant, she didn't want to squander Mo Yuan's kindness in front of Ye Hua.

While Bai Qian was drinking the soup obediently, Ye Hua drank it silently. After drinking the wine in his glass, without exchanging too many greetings with Mo Yuan, his sister-in-law quickly refilled the cup for him.

Seeing this, Bai Qian quickly put down the soup bowl and said happily, "Sister-in-law, Give it to me too. "

As soon as the sister-in-law took the wine glass from her, Mo Yuan spoke up, "Qian'er, aren't you feeling uncomfortable in your stomach? Don't drink alcohol tonight. After you finish the soup, you can eat some more food. "The bowl in front of Bai Qian is full, and it's all filled with the dishes that Mo Yuan has prepared for her.

"It's okay now, and the wine is good for digestion. I even drank it at noon. Bai Qianhun replied nonchalantly.

Mo Yuan frowned and asked anxiously, "How much did you drink?" Do you think anything is wrong? " His voice was full of concern.

The sister-in-law listened to the conversation between the two, and while looking at Mo Yuan's face, she looked at the snacks piled next to Bai Qian, and she felt a little worried. He said clearly, "Sir, please don't worry. What my wife drank at noon was our homemade green plum fruit wine. In our local area, a seven or eight-year-old child can drink two cups, and it won't be a problem."

At the same time, she also put aside Bai Qian's wine glass and said kindly, "However, madam, you should listen to your young master. From what I see, madam looks like she is probably pregnant with a child." You have to be careful at all times, it is really not advisable to drink such strong wine anymore. "

"Huh? Bai Qian had a mouthful of soup in her mouth. When she heard this, she was so shocked that she choked and coughed. The remaining half of the bowl of soup was spilled. Mo Yuan quickly patted her back and her sister-in-law was busy cleaning up. No one noticed. Ye Hua's knuckles turned white from holding the cup too hard, and then, the wine cup silently shattered into powder in the small commotion.

In the midst of the rush, Bai Qian felt. It was embarrassing, but she counted the days silently, and it seemed... something like this was happening. She couldn't help but feel ashamed, and even more annoyed at her own stupidity. It seemed that Mo Yuan knew better than she did. Physical condition. No wonder. No wonder her husband, who used to pester her so much at night, didn't bother her much recently and always urged her to go to bed early. She thought...

"Qian'er, are you okay? "Mo Yuan saw that her face was red from holding it in, and he was worried that she might get sick from holding it in.

Bai Qian came back to her senses, breathed a long sigh of relief, pulled Mo Yuan and caressed her The hand on her forehead said, "I'm fine, I just choked, uh..." She raised her eyes and found that she was being stared at closely by several pairs of eyes. She felt quite embarrassed at the moment. In order to cover up her embarrassment, she added, “However, I still feel stuffy in my chest and... a little dizzy. "

Mo Yuan was nervous now. He was wondering whether he should take her back to the fairy world immediately, but he was also worried that he would make a fuss out of a molehill and frighten Bai Qian. While he was hesitating, the sister-in-law... People who have been here know better. She asserted that Bai Qian was not seriously injured, "I think Madam was just too happy and choked a bit without paying attention. She is not recovering now. Don't worry too much. She will be fine after a while." . "

Mo Yuan felt relieved after hearing the sister-in-law's words, but Bai Qian felt embarrassed. In addition, her sleeves and body were covered with dripping soup, which made her look a little embarrassed. She couldn't sit still anymore and stood up for a moment. Stand up, "I, I'm going to change clothes..." Before he could finish his words, he turned around and left as if to run away.

"Oh, slow down, please don't do it now. Fell. "The sister-in-law shouted repeatedly behind her, and Mo Yuan hurriedly said, "Take care of the guests, I'll go take a look." Then he hurriedly followed.

The sister-in-law watched them off. His back disappeared, he smiled and shook his head, "Oh, this husband is so considerate, that little lady is so lucky, it's so enviable.

"She looked back to see Ye Hua sitting motionless, and she thought he was overjoyed, so happy that he forgot everything.

Ye Hua put his hands on the table, clenched his fists tightly, and his mind went blank. , he couldn't hear what his sister-in-law was saying, he was gritting his back molars, the veins on his forehead were bulging, and the endless bitterness in his heart seemed to be pouring into his mouth.

Just now Bai Qian. With that unfamiliar face, she sat calmly in front of him, making it clear that she didn't want to talk to him, and almost didn't look at him seriously. He looked at her silently for a long time, chewing over what she said in his mind. It was indeed incompetent. Matching her up with "Susu" in her memory, she... was clearly the woman she thought about day and night, and she didn't deny it herself. But now, even though they are only separated by a table, she can reach out and reach out. He can touch it, but for him, it is already out of reach

Not only is she married, but maybe they will have their own child soon...

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The sister-in-law saw that Ye Hua had not spoken to her for a long time, so she guessed that he was still too shy, so she held the wine bottle and wanted to pour him a drink, "Young Master, it is a coincidence that you have come. I heard that they have been married for many years and have no children. But as soon as you came here, you encountered such good news. If you go back to your hometown and let the elders know about it, I don't know how happy they will be. Congratulations, let me toast you first. Hey, your cup...oh, it's okay, I'll get you a new one. ..."

"Ayuan, why didn't you remind me in advance? You made me look embarrassed today. "Bai Qian cleaned herself up, and while arranging her clothes, she complained depressedly.

Mo Yuan raised the corners of his lips slightly, and gently took her into his arms, "I only have a few clothes. It's a guess. After all, I don't have much experience, and I'm not a master of medical skills like Zheyan. I'm worried that I might make a mistake and be counterproductive. Seeing her wrinkled little face and her eyes filled with anxiety, she hurriedly comforted her, "The main thing is that I'm afraid that you will have random thoughts." Once the matter here is settled, I will take you back to see Zheyan for final confirmation. But even if you don't get pregnant, don't feel disappointed. Anyway, the days are long and I just wish you all the best. "

Nine-tailed foxes are ancient gods. It is not easy to give birth to a fairy child. Bai Qian has only seen Qingqiu's brothers get married for so long. Now, Fengjiu is the only one among the grandchildren in the past 100,000 years. , she was already prepared in her heart. She nodded, "I know. "Knowing that Gui Gui knew, she still fully hoped that this time it would be true, "What about you, will you be disappointed? ”

“No, just let nature take its course.” "Mo Yuan said, pushing Bai Qian to sit on the edge of the bed, "Qian'er, don't go out, take a good rest, and I'll bring you the meal into the room. "

Bai Qian couldn't ask for more. She also didn't want to see Ye Hua sitting across from her with a sullen face, nor could she happily enjoy the food. It was really disappointing, "So, what are you doing? Do you want to keep Na Yehua to have dinner with you? He was in the way and should have been dismissed long ago. "

"He searched hard for it. Since he had no intention of leaving, he must have something to say. It just so happened that I talked to him openly today to save him from needlessly thinking about it. "

"I have nothing to say to him for a long time.

Bai Qian suddenly thought of something and took Mo Yuan's hand, "Could it be...that you can't let him go after all? You have protected him for hundreds of thousands of years and you still want to protect him." lifetime? He is not close to you. Now Tuosheng Tiangong is the son of Yang Cuo. Let me make it clear first that I cannot regard him as your brother. If you are too nice to him, I will be angry. "

She looked at Mo Yuan seriously, which made Mo Yuan want to laugh, "What will happen if Qian'er gets angry? "

"I..." Bai Qian rolled her eyes and pushed Mo Yuan's hand away, "Then, then I will move back to Qingqiu alone. "She was a little unwilling. It seemed that she couldn't think of anywhere else to go except back to her parents' home.

Mo Yuan couldn't help but curl up his lips, "Then I will definitely follow closely, and I will accompany you back to Qingqiu. Living together, your mother-in-law will definitely be very happy.

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Bai Qian looked at his teasing smile, tilted her head and angrily replied, "That's weird! But think about why I want to leave. Kunlunxu is my territory. If you just accept a cheap brother, to be honest, I won't suffer. As the saying goes, "A sister-in-law is like a mother", then I will take care of him all day long. Ask him to kneel three times and kowtow nine times to see if he still dares to pester him again. "

"Haha," Mo Yuan couldn't help but laugh out loud, stroking her head, "Qian'er looks like a child, so cute. "

After saying the joke, Bai Qian wrapped her arms around his waist, raised her neck to look at him, and said quietly, "A Yuan, no matter what Ye Hua said to you, promise me not to be angry. . "Although she still doesn't know about Mo Yuan's letter to Donghua, she is worried that Ye Hua is here to deliberately cause trouble for Mo Yuan.

"No matter what he says, it can't change that I only love you. If you feel unhappy for him, it's not worth it. ”

Sure enough, Bai Qian guessed it right. The atmosphere of the conversation between Mo Yuan and Ye Hua was really not harmonious. For the fairy fetus entrusted to him by his father, Mo Yuan had carefully maintained it for ten years. After tens of thousands of years, I have placed too much expectations and expectations. Now looking at the silent and cold Ye Hua, I can't help but feel a little disappointed and a little regretful.

"Ye Hua, I asked Donghua to tell you the origin of his past life. I am telling you this, not to make you worry about it. I have heard before that because you and I look alike, we are often compared by others. I hope that after I explain it clearly, you will no longer have to feel confused. It is true that the fairy fetus was entrusted by God the Father, and although I tried my best to bless it, whether it can be entrusted and when it will be reincarnated depends entirely on your own luck and luck. "

Mo Yuan paused. He had thought twice before, but still wanted to tell the truth about the cause and effect, because he did not want Father God's painstaking efforts to be buried. "Since you were born in Jiuzhongtian, all the things that have happened before The fate is over, and you and I no longer have any ties. From now on, we can just be well. "After saying this, he felt that he could be freed.

Ye Hua heard this silently, stood up and bowed deeply to Mo Yuan, "Thank God for telling Ye Hua the truth, I will remember it. In my heart, I also thank God for his kindness and care. "

Mo Yuan accepted his worship calmly, and all the entanglements in his past life were wiped out. "What else do you want to say? If not, it would be better to go back earlier.

Ye Hua hesitated for a while, "Does God know that Qingqiu Baiqian is Susu back then?"

Mo Yuan looked indifferent, "I heard that she was in a divine calamity at that time, and the culprit was the former ghost king Qingcang." "

Ye Hua was stunned. Mo Yuan spoke very frankly, but he didn't know how to continue.

But Mo Yuan didn't give him a chance to hesitate, "I still I know, Ye Hua, you are the one who created this calamity for her. As for how she survived this calamity, I think..." He turned to Ye Hua, his eyes gradually becoming sharp, "You know better than me! "

Ye Hua was forced to look down at him and lowered his head.

"The right way is that cause and effect cannot be changed, self-cause and self-result, and no one can replace it. Bai Qian has overcome this divine calamity, and she has returned to her rightful position. Since she does not want to pursue the matter further and is willing to let go of her grudges, even though I am her master, I must respect her choice. Mo Yuan clenched his fists, "Otherwise, this debt won't be settled so easily." "

"Sir," Ye Hua shouted unconsciously, "Ye Hua is by no means a heartless person, but... she has no choice but to do so. I, I have never betrayed her..."

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“She? Who is it? Is it Susu or Bai Qian? "Mo Yuan pressed forward step by step.

"I..."

"If it were Su Su, she would have been wiped out after she jumped off the Zhuxian Platform, but you have not yet. I have thought about clearing her grievances; if you are referring to Bai Qian, not to mention that you never took the marriage contract with her to heart, just your various sloppy behaviors have completely disgusted her. Mo Yuan looked at Ye Hua coldly, "From the beginning to the end, you have never understood Bai Qian, and Bai Qian has never had you at all in his heart." ”

Every word Mo Yuan spoke directly hit Ye Hua’s pain point. He could not defend himself or refute with reason.

"Besides, Bai Qian has clearly settled matters with you. She only got her eyes back and did not make the matter get out of hand. You should stop it. Now she is my wife, Mo Yuan, She is already worshiped by everyone from all over the world. If you keep pestering her, where do you want to put her?"

Hearing this, Ye Hua replied angrily, "I didn't mean to embarrass her? I just want to ask her, but do you still remember A Li?"

"You are not qualified! At that time, Susu was sincere to you, and what did you do to hide your identity? Mortal Su Su, this is dishonest; ignoring the difference between immortals and mortals, concealing the marriage contract, and marrying Su Su regardless of the consequences, this is dishonest; fighting the Jiao Human Tribe and pretending to die, for the sake of selfish desires, abandoning responsibilities and missions, regardless of other things This is disloyalty to the safety of the soldiers; being unable to protect Su Su, but gouging out her eyes and committing Su Su's crime is unkind." Mo Yuan finally couldn't help the anger in his heart, and he stood up and pointed at Ye Ye Hua Zhi scolded, "Why is that poor child without a mother? Why don't you ask your grandfather and feel your conscience? When the incident happened, you just put all the blame on a concubine. What kind of upright man is this? How is this behavior any different from the majestic king and prince of the Ninth Heaven, who tramples on weak mortals indiscriminately, and the other who pretends to be ignorant and ignores the injustice she suffered? Look, you are simply not worthy of your virtue!"

Ye Hua was so embarrassed that he burst into tears on the spot, "At that time, I was powerless to fight against Tianjun, I just wanted to save Su Su's life... you If we are in that situation,...is there any other choice?"

"I will fight for my cause and cannot just watch the one I love being framed and hurt. To protect her, I will first shed my last drop of blood and fight my last breath for her."

Hearing this, Ye Hua collapsed on the seat in pain.

Looking back at the beginning, he really should have tried his best to protect Susu and follow her through life and death, but he... finally understood it too late, so that later, even if he risked everything, he was even willing to do it for her. Even if she died, she wouldn't be able to get back any pity from her. He finally understood why Su Su, who was weak and cowardly in his eyes, could be so decisive. Her fierceness of "I would rather be broken than broken" turned out to be inherited from her master Mo Yuan. She was Mo Yuan's proud disciple, Kunlun. Xu's people have always been proud and proud, but it's a pity that he was reborn in the Ninth Heavenly Palace.

Through his tearful eyes, he looked at Mo Yuanying's upright but majestic face. While feeling ashamed of himself, he also felt a little bit unwilling. "Sir Mo Yuan, I hope you will remember what you said today. I heard that the demon queen who was obsessed with you will soon wake up. It is said that you and her had an agreement. If she comes back, she will definitely be to you, It should be considered good news, right? When the time comes, Ye Hua hopes that you will not change your original intention and still be as righteous as you are today."

(Ten Miles of Peach Forest)

To say that this ten-mile peach forest is really an ideal place to escape from the world. It has a pleasant climate all year round and flowers bloom all year round. In Zheyan's eyes, it is also a blessed land with excellent Feng Shui.

"It's so true, you are going to be an uncle soon." Zheyan thought of the time when he left his father to stand on his own and chose to live next to Qingqiu Bai Zhi. Unknowingly, it had been 200,000 years. , I can’t help but be filled with emotion. "When I met your father, he was still a young boy. I watched him marry your mother-in-law, and later he added five of you brothers and sisters. I saw with my own eyes that each of you had grown up. At that time I haven’t realized it yet, but in the blink of an eye, your father has become not only a grandfather, but also a grandfather. Oh, how time flies!”

With a “pop”, Bai Zhen looked down handsomely, then raised his eyes with a smile, "Zheyan, just because you are so emotionless and absent-minded, you have lost three games to me in a row. It seems that you are not able to turn over the few acres of land in the back hill." Son, it has to be you."

I thought Zheyan would complain a bit about "relying on his old age", but unexpectedly he smiled confidently, "Today's match on the chessboard is indeed mine. I lose, I admit it! But I’m afraid it’s not my turn to do the digging.

“Oh? When you say that, you're not falling in love with someone else, and you want to capture him for this hard work, right? ”

“Smart! Zheyan snapped his fingers very proudly, "And who is this, he has already arrived at the entrance of my peach forest." "

The two of them listened attentively. Not long after, a burst of powerful footsteps came over. "Hmm, not bad, it sounds like he must be a strong young man. "Zheyan nodded with satisfaction.

Baizhen laughed dumbly, feeling helpless towards this old Phoenix who could pinch and calculate, "He hasn't even shown up yet, but you have already taken notice of him. He is really Good luck. "

This young man with great fortune turned out to be Changshan, the second disciple of Kunlun Xu. He hurried to Taolin and received an errand assigned by Mo Yuan. "How are you, both gods? Master ordered me to come here and respectfully ask Master Zheyan to diagnose our master’s wife’s pulse as soon as possible. ”

“Oh, you ladies are so awesome! "After hearing this, Zheyan clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction, "Mo Yuan is true, but he married a little girl and made it seem like he was giving birth to a little ancestor. He was so pampered that it looked unbecoming. "

"You are not allowed to say weird things to slander my sister! "Bai Zhen glared at him, then turned to Changsha and asked with concern, "What's wrong with your wife? Where do you feel uncomfortable? "Speaking of it, Bai Qian has been pregnant for more than two years. Kunlunxu and Qingqiu are both very happy. Not only Mo Yuan is particularly concerned about her diet and daily life, but everyone in her mother's family is also very concerned about her, for fear that something will go wrong. Fortunately, everything has been safe and smooth. , it was estimated that the newborn would be born in three months at most.

Seeing Bai Zhen's urgent question, Changshan hurriedly replied, "Maybe she's feeling a little uncomfortable. Recently, she can't eat well and can't sleep well." , Master said that the pulse was also a bit messy. To be on the safe side, I had to go to the trouble of Zheyan Shangshen to take a look in person.

Zheyan was still a little bit upset, "She doesn't have to be that delicate, right? It's not even close to the month of giving birth, so why can't she go see a doctor herself?" "

Changshan smiled honestly, "Master's wife's body is getting heavier and heavier. How can our master be willing to let her suffer?" Besides, it would be even worse for the fetus if she was running around while pregnant. "

"Then I..." Zheyan wanted to argue a few words, but was rudely interrupted by Bai Zhen, "Okay, you just said that I was going to be an uncle, don't you? Are you also going to become an uncle after Zhan Guang? Quickly pack up and follow me, Xiao Wu is still waiting. "

When Zheyan heard this, he stood up very calmly and said, "Since I am not an easy uncle, I will reluctantly come with you." But as soon as he turned around, he slapped his forehead exaggeratedly, "Oh, no, no, no, look at my bad memory, I almost forgot that the land in the back hill must be plowed, are you willing to admit defeat?" ! How about this, let me hurry up today, plow the ground first, and then scatter the seeds of the vegetables. I will set off early tomorrow morning. "

He also pretended to coax Bai Zhen, "I know you are impatient, don't wait for me, go with Changshan first, maybe Xiao Wuyi won't feel any discomfort when he sees you, my dear fourth brother. It’s over. "

Bai Zhen watched Zhe Yan acting calmly. As expected, Chang Shan couldn't hold his breath after hearing this. He first looked at the chess game on the table, and then looked at Zhe Yan sincerely, "Go up. God, Master and Master are waiting for you. You'd better set off with God Bai Zhen as soon as possible. All the work of digging the ground here will be taken care of by me. He seemed to be afraid that Zheyan wouldn't believe it, so he patted his chest vigorously, "Look, I have a lot of strength. I can turn those pieces of land very quickly and well. It only takes half a day at most. Please help me." rest assured. ”