The funnier the joke, the better! ! Not yellow.

There is a classmate named Wang Qiang, and I have to write about him. Because he is so funny, and he looks very distinctive-he has a birthmark on his left nose, so his nose is half black and half white. It's hard for ordinary people to forget him after seeing him.

Feature 1: Rogue

We studied together when we were very young. There used to be many girls who loved to wear skirts (except me). He and several other boys in the class are particularly hooligans-lifting girls' skirts and pulling girls' pants. There is a beautiful girl who once had her pants ripped off by him. The next day, the girl's mother came to school and stripped his pants in public. To paraphrase his words, "People don't waste their youth"! Up to now, I have been embarrassing him about it.

Feature 2: blind obedience

(1). Later I sat at the same table with him. Once in an exam, he said to me, "Sister ~ ~ Sister ~ ~ Sister ~ ~, let me see your answer." I couldn't stand his hesitation, so I showed him the answer. Because the first question was covered by my notebook, he copied the answer to the second question into the first question, life. Later, the test paper was handed out, and as a result, he got a row of red XX.

(2) It is also an exam, and he can't do one question. So he looked around. At that time, his seat was the best in the class (monitor at the front desk, deputy monitor at the back desk, me at the same table, and the study committee member on the left). Later, he found that the answers of the four of us were different, so he wrote an answer casually. After the test paper was handed out, I almost fainted because he wrote all four answers.

Feature 3: Stand up.

(1). Some classmates and I went to the river near our school to pull some crabs. Last night, when I was studying by myself, I put a crab on the desk of the girl in front, and she cried. Wang Qiang advised her: "I'm sorry, I was going to teach it to go forward, but I didn't expect it to walk sideways and walk to you. Hey, it's all my lack of discipline. " I almost died laughing.

(2). Once, I picked up a book and hit a male classmate, but I didn't expect to hit another classmate. The classmate roared, "Who hit me?" I glanced at Wang Qiang and he nodded and smiled at me. I thought he was going to stand up again, but I didn't expect him to say something that made me vomit blood: "Nobody did it!" "

Feature 4: make a hullabaloo about.

(1). We just finished learning Prime Minister Shili, and the teacher asked us to recite it, so from time to time, "It's gray ..."

In the science class, the teacher talked about the fine weather: "God …" Wang Qiang shouted: "It's gray."

The teacher roared, "Dead man!" Bang, a thick dictionary fell on his head.

(2) In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "What were the ways to address me in ancient times?"

The students replied, "Me, Yu ..."

Wang Qiang shouted, "I am ~ ~ ~ ~".

The teacher ignored him and asked, "What else?"

Wang Qiang shouted again: "Old woman, being original ~ ~ ~ ~"

The whole class is already laughing.

Feature 5: Nonsense

(1). There is a beautiful girl in the class, and many boys have a crush on her. One morning, Wang Qiang came up to her with a ring and got down on one knee.

With a graceful arc, the ring was accurately thrown into the bucket by her.

Wang Qiang said: "Fortunately, this is not true. Just a dollar! "

(2). A classmate shouted: "Wang Qiang, come to the song" Don't Come Back in Autumn "."

Wang Qiang walked to the corner of sanitation, picked up a handle, stepped on the stool with one foot, and put his hand on his leg. Then imitate the way the star plays the guitar and sing: "Let autumn ..."

That scene made me burst into tears.

Feature 6: Honesty

After hearing a joke, I kept laughing. He said, "Sister, will you please stop laughing?"

I asked, "Why?"

He said, "The third floor is coming soon! '

I said, "No way!"

He said, "There's something I've wanted to say for a long time. When you cry, I want to laugh. " When you laugh, I have an impulse to cry! "