I want a really funny joke.

1. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

2. One day, my friend told me that he had a cold joke: "Once upon a time, I had a friend named Cai Xiao who was taken away one day. (Khan)" I said, "Once upon a time, I had a friend named Worry, and one day I was killed!

3. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

-It's a shy zebra, hehe.

I have a fever, measure it with a thermometer, my God-turn 360 degrees! I quickly put the thermometer in the refrigerator, and the thermometer slowly cooled down-300 degrees-200 degrees-100 degrees-65 degrees-Erguotou-10 degrees-below zero ... so cold!

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

One of the eggs is female and ugly. It becomes a dinosaur egg.

One egg is a man, and his wife is adultery with other eggs outside. As a result, he becomes an illegitimate child.

There's a match I feel itchy when I walk Just grab it, grab it, and it will catch fire ... and then immediately call 999 to enter the hospital ... and then come out and become a cotton swab.

One day, a lovely duck died

There is a polar bear and a penguin. One day, they got together. Penguins began to pluck their own hair, and it was gone. It's too cold!

Polar bears also began to pluck their own hair, and when they were finished, they said that the penguin was telling the truth!

It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out to find the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear's home … Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "

A patient with rheumatoid arthritis asked: I took a hot spring bath here, will my condition be alleviated? Manager: Last summer, an old man in a wheelchair came. He lived here for a month and rode away without paying the bill.