April fool's day funny allegorical sayings

Lead: April Fool's Day is a festival introduced from western countries, and it is a festival of joking with each other. The following are some funny two-part allegorical sayings I collected. Welcome to read the reference!

Change the robe into a sweatshirt? Have a surplus

The car broke the steering wheel? To push or bump through.

Horse racing on the wall? Narrow roads; That was a close call; Cannot turn around; Unable to move; There is nothing to look forward to; Difficult to turn; danger

Invite wolves to be guests? Live impatiently

Keep your sister-in-law company? Have no good intentions

Poor widow goes to the market? No need for people, no need for money.

The lame man walked past the blind man? learn from each other

A frequent visitor to the dye house? erotic

Dung beetles yawned? Smelly; A smelly mouth

Hanging skins in the hall? Make trouble without reason (painting); No words (painting)

Bean dregs fell from the sky? Pigs should eat it.

Blacksmith's shop material? Damaged goods

Dig an eye and be a judge? Blindly to the end

Does the tortoise eat watermelon? Rolling; Climb a mountain; Roll and crawl

Farming without germination? rascal

Dreaming about the history of marriage? Think in surprise

Do you make sesame cakes and sell them to jiaozi? A multifaceted person

Pick peony from the hospital bed. Be greedy for flowers when you die.

Seriously ill without taking medicine? die

Peel onions and pound garlic? Do some small things.

Skin squid belly? A black heart

A skinned toad? Jump three times before you die

Peeling trees? Not long

Open the coffin and call the thief? Wronged the dead

Walking a tightrope with a big belly? throw the helve after the hatchet

Swimming in a dung bucket? Really not afraid of death (shit)

2 1 day without chickens? ruffian

Mildew. Grapes? Mean cunning

Fan Jin reunited? Overjoyed; be as happy as a lark

Giving birth on a plane? high-production

Boil crabs in a boiling pot? See how long you run amok. It won't be long before you become violent. )

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery? horrible

Bowing in the cemetery? Color (shooting) ghost

Crazy girl tells jokes? talk and laugh cheerfully/merrily

Driving without a whip? Just flattering

Dogs eat tofu brain? Idle (title)

Coffin shop business? You need money to live or die.

The mouse fell into the water tank? Fashion (wet wool)

Monks chanting? the same old story

Monkeys have diarrhea? Bad stomach

Camels have donkeys? eerie

Blind people chat? lie

No shit for three years? Fecal swelling (asshole)

Three years without gargling? A smelly mouth

Triangle cemetery? Evil

Meat and smelly goods that can't be sold in dog days

A handful of powder in the posterior cervical fossa? The glaze is upside down.

One ear is big and one ear is small? Pig-dog co-breeding

One two three four five six seven? Forget (Wang) eight

Drink soy sauce as cola? Put your salty taste

Drink tofu brain and get toothpicks? I can't believe the whole useless thing.

Burning newspapers in front of graves? You are fooling around.

The mouse has a thick waist? This is a great event.

There is a little turtle on the turtle's back? There are new rules on it!

Turtle somersaults? One rule after another (turtle);

Turtle stands upside down? There are (turtle) regulations on it;

Tortoise's ass? (turtle) regulations;

Banana fruit? Close to the heart; work in full cooperation and with unity of purpose

Worms in corn stalks? Special (drilling) center

Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for the grandmother? Everyone has his own tears.

Cover the table with sheets? As great as (being).

Farting under the covers? Bear alone; Can write (smell) and type (cover)

Feed the tiger under the covers? Harm set, harm get.

Magic handkerchief? Don't hide, don't hide.

A juggler with a cloth? Cover cover

Bitch seeing guests off? hypocritical