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Do you know what is the most embarrassing thing? How to reply?

For questions like the first type, I think it’s better to make a joke. Just say that at first glance I look like an innocent little virgin. As for what the facts are, let others think about it.

Like the second type of question, since it is an unfamiliar person, it can be dismissed completely. I bought them randomly on the street. I just bought them if they looked good, and I didn’t care too much about the brand. I think yours is good, where did you buy it? That’s it for questions and answers. The most important thing is your own mentality. Don't care too much about what others think. Sometimes it's just a joke, and others don't actually know that much. Just saying hello or just looking for a random topic.

1. Embarrassing moment: I was caught by a colleague while crying. It happened that the mascara was not waterproof. 2. Embarrassing moment: I wanted to put on a backless dress, but my skin was as dry and flaky as the ceiling, and it was sunburned in different shades. 3. Embarrassing moment: I woke up on the day of the photo shoot and found a pimple on my nose. 4. Awkward moment: Dandruff keeps falling off, but I happen to be wearing black clothes. 5. Awkward moment: I’m about to meet my boyfriend, but I’m painted like a prostitute at the cosmetics counter. I only have 10 minutes to fix it.

6. Embarrassing moment: I just finished skin care, and a rash broke out all over my face. 7. Embarrassing moment: After partying until late at night, I wake up the next day and find that the bags under my eyes are swollen and I still have to go to work! what to do? 8. Embarrassing moment: When I flew to Europe to attend an exhibition, my skin was obviously affected due to the long flight, and the skin on my face began to turn red. 9. Embarrassing moment: The nails are damaged, the nail polish is stained, and the favorite sweater is also torn. 10. Embarrassing moment: I once attended a party and was about to get ready. Suddenly I felt that the skin that I had just put on makeup felt stinging and uncomfortable. It was a little itchy all the time, and even the makeup looked like stains when I touched it.