How to play April Fool's Day?

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. Generally, it doesn't need special use at all, just put it in a conspicuous place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

Respondent: Xiao Se Tong Jinshi was born on February 910: 05 in Grade 7.

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April Fool's Day Happy Kung Fu Manual

Hi, brothers and sisters, April 1 is coming. Are you ready to move? If you were the king of tricks last year, you must have thought about a good addiction this year, right If you were seriously "stupid" last year, you must want to "revenge" this year, right? Although it is a trick, it must be a harmless and helpless trick. Dirty behaviors such as lying about a fire at home are classified as "the worst policy", and we must resolutely resist rejection. If you don't have any good ideas, you might as well learn queer tricks-

Delicious sandwich biscuits

This is definitely not the sandwich biscuits sold in the market. In fact, it is very simple to make, just prepare a bag of ordinary sandwich biscuits and a toothpaste. Here, we especially recommend Master Kong's three-layer comb sandwich biscuits (easy to peel off and not fragile) and Nais Nutrition Vitamin C toothpaste (which tastes particularly like lemon sandwich).

When making, carefully peel off the biscuits and take out the sandwiches; Then squeeze out the toothpaste, spread it evenly on the biscuits, and then stick it together as it is. When playing tricks, be sure to put the "special" cookies together with the original sandwich cookies. The best time for pranks is at lunch or tea time. Naturally, a fool will ask to share it with you, and before you know it, he will taste your elaborate "delicious sandwich biscuits".

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Two people carrying "glasses"

This is a convenient and interesting trick scheme. You don't need to prepare any props, just find a good acting partner. Before juggling, you can practice in the newspaper with your partner. During the exercise, two people * * * took a newspaper, grabbed the four corners of the newspaper respectively, and remembered the approximate position. When playing tricks, just put your hand where you pull the newspaper, pretend to be very hard and lift things carefully. At that time, you will find that people who come face to face will consciously bypass you and dare not walk through the "glass".

A similar scam scheme is the "transparent rope on the door". When I entered the door, I suddenly raised my head, buried my face in it, pretended to be touched by an invisible thread or rope on the door, then carefully lowered my head and pretended to drill down. Then you can see what the people behind you are doing: they must be just like you. ...

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I really want to buy you coffee.

This is also a simple plan, as long as you can meet good people. You can start looking for good people near the unit. Be sure to find someone who has a strong sense of direction and is not in a hurry, or you will be scolded.

After locking the target, pretend to be helpless and anxious. "Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to such and such a place? If possible, it's best to be in your company's location, so that you can invite good people to have a cup of coffee. ) "The other party may be patient to show you the way. Next thing you know, you have the cheek to beg others. "Sorry, I'm not from Nanjing. I wonder if it is convenient for you to take me? " The other person may be a little hesitant, but if your eyes are good enough and the other person is really a kind person, he may agree to your request and take you to the vicinity of the unit. At this time, you can do a little bit of landlord friendship. "Thank you very much, this is my unit. Do you want to come in? I really want to buy you a cup of coffee. " If the other person is a humorous person, he or she will smile at you and suddenly realize, "Today is April Fool's Day!" " "

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Music station on-demand program

This is a common trick to deceive people, but it works every time. Before the trick, just prepare a stainless steel or enamel vessel. To make deception work better, you can make some preparations in advance, go to the object of deception, tell him (her) that he (she) has a secret to tell him (her), and then walk away. Be sure to leave a message when you leave, "You will know when the time comes."

Dial the phone number of the liar and start the standard Mandarin that you have practiced very skillfully-don't let the other party recognize your voice. If necessary, ask your partner to say for you, "This is 168 voice station. A Mr./Ms. XXX (your own name) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. XXX (the other person's name). If you want to listen, please dial #. Under normal circumstances, the other party will press the # key to continue listening, and with your move, he (she) must be impatient. When you hear the keystroke, you can continue to say, "Thank you! The song your friend ordered for you is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. "Then, you can knock on the utensils prepared in advance and make a bang. Before the other person reacts, you continue to say, "Thank you for listening, goodbye!" " "Then hang up.

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I used to be "stupid"

I was fooled by "iron buddy"

Li Wei 17 year old students.

Last April Fool's Day, my best friend encouraged me to play tricks on our monitor, a good-looking girl. I wrote a love letter to the monitor according to his "idea" and played a joke on her.

During the lunch break, my buddy suddenly came panting and said to me, "This is over! I quietly put the letter in her desk, but I didn't expect her to take it directly to the class teacher after reading it! The teacher is checking the handwriting. Did you write it on the official paper of your mother's unit? The old class must know that you wrote it! " I was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. But until after school, the class teacher didn't look for me, which made me even more uneasy. Unexpectedly, when I came home from school, I received a phone call from my buddy: "Are you still worried about the love letter?" Happy April Fool's Day! "God knows how I felt at that time.

Infernal affairs on April fool's day

Dong Li's Financial Investment in 28 Years

April Fool's Day has not passed since work. I am so busy that these festivals have long been forgotten. However, I still remember that April Fool's Day a few years ago.

At noon that day, when I was resting after playing ball with some friends, a friend handed me a can of coke. I brought it here and drank it without thinking. As soon as I took a sip, I thought coke was a bit strange. I found that the brothers who played together had strange expressions, and then I knew that they had fooled me and added something to the coke. I was about to have a seizure when an idea flashed through my mind, "Why don't I fool them?"

So, I took another swig on purpose, pretending to be very satisfied and saying, "Today's cola seems particularly sweet!" " "They all felt very strange:" Will coke taste good with salt? " A brother grabbed it, took a long drink and said with a smile, "It seems true!" " "I know he knows what I mean and conspires with me. The third person drank it and couldn't help spitting it out: "Who said it was delicious?" In this way, my anti-fool plan succeeded.

1, SMS about mobile phone

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

Author: Ruan Nan replied to this statement in March 2005-19 0 1: 08.

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Reply: Complete April Fool's Day

Network integer law

Using computers and the Internet to cheat people depends on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set a tight encirclement one by one, so that fools have nowhere to escape and can't laugh or cry.

The most elementary method: simple, suitable for all people who use computers.

Set up a screen saver and add a password on someone else's computer when they go to the toilet; Forged webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit"; Send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it ... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, and repeat it several times. Finally, the other party opened the letter with only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of fools in all directions. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the fool's friends confused about who they are, but also makes the fool confused about himself.

Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number, and fill in the personal data according to the detailed information of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding when using it, and try not to let the other party doubt you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you have doubts about the recruits, you can only observe and crack them carefully.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them to Windows on (off). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please ensure that the shortcut icon is consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fools is first-class, enough to make the heart beat faster, blood pressure rise and the whole body sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because you will make a big mistake if you are not careful.

Reminder: Don't let anyone touch your computer on April Fool's Day.

Moving hardware: when the computer is broken, most people will look at whether it is a program problem or a network problem, and rarely consider subtle small hardware.

You can loosen the plug of the monitor or mouse before the fool goes to work, so that when the fool turns on the computer at work, he will find that the monitor is black or the mouse can't be found. Just when he doesn't know what to do, you will bravely appear and solve the problem easily, so that the other party will not think of being cheated, but will be grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, the contrast of the display is adjusted to the lowest, and the screen is dark. In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware, he may "tear down his computer" to find out the reason.

Reminder: Pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on how deep you practice.