Shark shark joke

A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan. in addition

It was written in front of a parrot: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? They are all fur-colored.

Charming, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind. Suddenly, I found an old man who had lost his tooth.

Parrot, with dim and messy fur, sold in 800 yuan. The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak?

Eight languages? The shopkeeper said, no, the man wondered: then why is it so old, ugly and incompetent that it is worth it?

What about the number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

This story tells us that the real * * * is not necessarily how strong your ability is, as long as you know how to trust and cherish it.

Decentralization, knowing how to cherish, you can unite forces stronger than yourself, thus enhancing your value. On the contrary, many people can

Strong people are too perfectionist, hands-on, and no one can match themselves. In the end, this is the only way.

The best researchers and sales representatives can't be excellent.

Ren Jin

Once there was a man from a small country who came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold people. The golden wall is brilliant, let the emperor go.

The emperor was overjoyed. However, the people in this small country are not kind, and at the same time, a question arises: who is the most valuable of the three gold people?

Value? The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same.

What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing? Finally,

An old minister who abdicated said he had an idea. The emperor invited the emissary to the hall, and the old minister held three with confidence.

The first gold man put a straw in his ear and came out of the other ear. The second gold man's

The straw fell directly out of his mouth, and the third gold man, after the straw went in, fell into his stomach and made a noise.

No. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us both.

One ear and one mouth are for us to listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic thing for mature people.

Quality.

Resign (a post/job/position)

A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! " B suggestion: "I agree with both hands.

You got your revenge! ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "

Q: Why? B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should use the company's

Opportunity, try very hard to pull some customers for yourself, become an independent figure of the company, and then take these customers away.

If you leave suddenly, the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "A think b said is very reasonable. what

He worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers. Meet again

When b asks a: now is the time, jump up and act quickly! A smiled indifferently: the boss had a long talk with me and was going to be promoted.

I'm an assistant to the general manager, and I have no plans to leave for the time being.

In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only pay big.

To get it, let the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, so you have more opportunities to create more for him.

Profits.

choose

Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request. Americans like smoking.

Cigar. I ordered three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic, and I hope to be accompanied by beautiful women. The Jews said that he

I want a telephone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American with his mouth stuck in his nose.

Filled with cigars and shouted, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire. Then there is the law.

China people. I saw him holding a child in his hand, and a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand, still pregnant.

Take the third one. Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been working every day for three years."

Contact with the outside world, my business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To show my gratitude, I will give it to you.

An old Schleswig! "

This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life consists of three years.

Our choices were decided before, but our choices today will determine our life in three years. We must make a choice.

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