What is the stupidest homophonic ancient poem in the world?

"Wochun" ("I am stupid") _ Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (my IQ is very low), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yi Da Chun Green (big donkey), shore green (I am a donkey), shore green (I am a donkey) and shore dark green (I am a donkey). Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny (sentimental) and sunny (sentimental).

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

"Wochun"-Lu You smells the faint fragrance of plum blossoms and hates the bottom. When he hears the sound of water in the distance, he can easily reach Chun Lv. The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green. I was stupid. I have no education. My IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey. I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.