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? Revealing the Secret: Feng, the direct coach of Beiyang Warlords in China's modern history

1859,65438+2008 10 was born in Xishijing Village, Hejian County, Zhili (now Hebei Province), and people called him "Feng Shijing". The Feng family used to be a big family in the village, but in his father's time, his family began to decline. He entered the village private school at the age of seven and Mao Gong College five years later. With the support of my uncle Feng Gantang, I went to Baoding Lianchi College for two years. Because my family was poor, I dropped out of school and went home after one year. In order to find a way out, he bid farewell to his parents and wife and went to Tianjin to join the army alone, starting his military career. & gt 1899 Yuan Shikai's new army was renamed Wuwei Right Army. In the same year, Yuan became the governor of Shandong Province, joined the army and was ordered to reorganize the former old army. Feng and Yuan Shikai are both family members and teachers and students. Although both of them were born in 1859, Feng was loyal to Yuan as a "protege". Beiyang Sanjie, "Dragon" is Wang Shizhen, who knows how to advance and retreat; "Tiger" is a segment, and it is disabled from the outside; "Dog" is Feng. He is good at fighting and loyal to his master. Yuan Shikai once had a meal, got a big braised hoof and sent someone to send a bowl to Feng. He told him: "When the president was eating, he remembered that General Feng also liked this dish, so he sent it to the general to try it." Feng was filled with tears. & gt 190 1 year, Yuan Shikai was promoted to the position of Governor of Zhili and Minister of Beiyang in the Qing Dynasty, and Feng also took up his post. Yuan Shikai is ambitious. After arriving in Zhili, the Beiyang Army began to expand on a large scale. The so-called Beiyang Army was named after Li Hongzhang and Yuan Shikai, governor of Zhili and minister of Beiyang, who trained a new army. Yuan Shikai first set up a special organization in Baoding to compile and train the Beiyang Standing Army-Military and Political Department, which is divided into three parts: troops, staff officers and coaching department, with Feng as the general manager of the coaching department. Feng tried his best to study exercises, formulate regulations and make training plans, so as to unify the training of the old and new armies. The training of the new army was quite effective for a period of time. A few days later, the Qing * * * sent Feng and Manchu officials and Fengshan to Japan to inspect the military. After returning to China, Feng was appointed as the Minister of Military Science of Qing Training Center, in charge of Beiyang Military Equipment School, and also in charge of Beiyang Accelerated Military Equipment School and General Chemistry School. Therefore, many officers in Beiyang Group are his proteges and old friends, which laid the foundation for him to serve as the direct leader later. 1909, Yuan Shikai was ordered by the Qing Dynasty to "return to his hometown for illness", and Feng remained as a military adviser (equivalent to today's chief of staff), but his military reform proposal submitted to the Qing Dynasty failed. & gt& gt After the Wuchang Uprising broke out, Feng was ordered to suppress it and asked Yuan Shikai for instructions. Yuan instructed: "Go slowly and wait and see." After Feng conquered Hankou, his men generously looted Hankou. At that time, the house was destroyed and wild dogs sang at night. A reporter asked, "I heard that you robbed in Hankou? Is this happening? Beiyang soldiers sincerely said: "Yes, yes, we will have nothing to eat if we don't rob us. The revolutionary army is popular everywhere, and every family gives food; In my generation, ordinary people are hard up and can't even spend money on things. What if we don't rob them? Feng was made a second-class baron by the Qing Dynasty for suppressing the Revolution of 1911. Feng said excitedly, "I can't believe that I am a poor boy and now I have been knighted." This is really a generous gift. I have to contribute to the court. Yuan Shikai announced the abdication of the Qing emperor. Feng asked, "To whom? Yuan said, "Give way to the people." "Feng speechless. & gt Feng was president in Nanjing, but unfortunately the presidential palace was burned down, and Feng burst into tears. At first, everyone thought it was very strange. Later, they learned that the opium smoke in the presidential palace was burned together. Feng said to Yuan Shikai: "If a constitutional monarchy is implemented, the president should be the emperor, which is the most appropriate." Yuan pretended to be surprised and said, "I never meant it, and I won't do it in the future. Feng also advised Yuan to pretend to be angry. "If anyone forces me again, I will go abroad to London and stop asking about state affairs. "。 "Feng Xin, yuan don't want to proclaimed himself everywhere. After Yuan Shikai proclaimed himself emperor, Feng was so angry that he swore: "Where did he treat us as one of his own? "His work is really not bad! Yuan Shikai proclaimed himself emperor, Feng and Duan visited him, and Yuan was arrogant and rude. After going out, Feng said, "Although we were trained by the old man, we can't be slaves in our last life, and we have to look at the color in our next life!" & gt After Feng became president, Lin She, the new supervisor of Saibei Customs, went to see Feng. Feng asked, "Where are you from?" Lin said, "I have lived in Beijing for a long time." Lao Feng asked, "What are you doing now? Lin said, "I've been sent to guard the Saibei Pass, and I've come to thank the Prime Minister." Lao Feng asked, "Who sent you?" Lin replied: "Chairman." LaoFeng asked, "which president, me? Lin said, "This has been published for several days! Feng Dao: "Yes, I took a nap that day, and someone told me to close it. It's probably your business. During the Republic of China, * * * lived by borrowing money most of the time. When Feng was president, he made a big joke, which was the "fish selling incident". It is said that the fish of * * * was raised by the royal family before and has never been caught. After Feng entered * * *, he sent someone to catch all the fish in the lake. The fisherman is hungry and fishing in the sea. One of them is a giant carp, weighing more than 400 kilograms. It was issued on the birthday of Emperor Guangxu, with a gold medal on its back. It was also robbed, and the price was 3 thousand. At that time, someone wrote a sarcastic remark: "The Prime Minister Dongling cut down trees and the Fuehrer sold fish in the South China Sea! & gt After the restoration failed, he refused to be reinstated. Duan sent a telegram inviting Feng. There are only four words: "fourth brother, come quickly!" Yue Feng was very happy. He showed his humanity to the whole world: "Look, Zhiquan is a clown. In order to promote the internal unity of Beiyang > Feng, we took great pains. 1965438+On August 3, 2006, Feng called on his old classmates Duan and Wang Shizhen, and three northern heroes gathered together. Three people sit on their knees and have a good talk. However, ideal is not equal to reality after all. Although Wang, Duan and Feng have been friends since they joined Tianjin Military Equipment School on 1885, they all joined Yuan Shikai's school and made contributions to Beiyang Group. He became the famous "Three Heroes of Beiyang", but the three evenly matched people are doomed not to stick together. Feng died of typhoid fever in Beijing. Before he died, Feng's last words were: "Peaceful reunification > No one has seen him > It is a pity to die. He can't let go until he dies, or the peaceful reunification of the country >