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The Journey to the West's funny quotations
2. Ghosts are also afraid of the wicked.
3, door-to-door business is easy to do.
4. Take off, thank God.
People put ceremony and music first.
6. People are happy.
7, idiot, what my grandfather!
8, three people go out, the little one is bitter.
9. People don't believe and don't know what they can do.
10, hey, eat my old grandson.
1 1, diamond cut diamond, you will meet talented people.
12, it is better to bury the Buddha alive before he is full.
13, neither too cold nor too hot, the grain will not bear fruit.
14, night candle, stop without candle.
15, just take it wrong, not put it wrong.
16, put your hand into the fish basket and you can't avoid waking up.
17, the medicine does not hold the prescription, so it should be used.
18, the mountain does not hinder the road, and the road leads to the mountain.
19, those who say right and wrong must have right and wrong.
20. If you come to meet friends, you will be transported to meet beautiful people.
2 1, gold is not expensive, happiness is much more valuable.
22. Where is the cassock? Where is my baby cassock?
23, don't believe straight, to prevent benevolence.
If you want to survive and prosper, you must work hard.
25, stay overnight first, the crow will see the light of day.
26. I want something invincible!
27. Following the love of parents is called filial piety.
28, eyes don't see evil color, ears don't listen to lewdness.
29. A gentleman does not change his name, and a villain does not change his surname.
30. if you don't come to the door for three years, you are not a kiss.
3 1, if you don't believe in straightness, you must guard against benevolence.
32. Avoiding color is like avoiding hate, and avoiding wind is like avoiding arrows.
33. Archers make bows and archers make arrows.
34. The emperor took turns to do it and came to my house the next year.
35, people didn't hurt Tigerheart, tiger didn't hurt.
36, a Ma Qianli, no one can't walk.
37. The person who knows current affairs is called Jie Jun.
38. Continue to kiss and scold your neighbor.
39. If you are charitable, why do you need to study hard?
40. There are no men in the mountains, and the cold is unknown.
4 1, parents are here, don't travel far, be sure to travel well.
42. Take good care of Master. I’ll be right back.
43. I thought it was who. It's BiMarvin!
44. People can't die without being sad. Flowers and leaves are dead.
45. All kinds of demons are born in the heart, and all kinds of demons are destroyed in the heart.
46. Men have no wives, no wealth, and women have no husbands.
47, patroness, wash together, wash together!
48. It doesn't matter if the class is not strict and the teacher is lazy.
49. There is wine today, and you are drunk today. There is no right or wrong in front of the door.
50. Big Brother, Master and Second Brother have all been taken away by monsters!
5 1. Don't worry about Hannotto. Give them the scriptures quickly.
53. It's convenient when it's convenient, and you should go around and forgive others.
54. If you want to be tall, you must be excellent, and your children and grandchildren should study.
55. Don't do it with good and small, and don't do it with evil and small.
56. To accuse a person of death, you must straighten things out before you can do it. .
57, you old man, you are still my great-grandson!
58. One is a hairy face and the other is a fat head.
59. The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures.
60. You monkey head have an unreasonable rest! Patroness, you are in shock.
6 1, your grandson is a gourd, and my grandson is a gourd grandfather!
62. What's the use of having me? I can't laugh. What's the use of killing me? Don't be arrogant.
63. Why do you remember when you know it's impossible to meet?
64. The monk who sweeps the floor is afraid of hurting the life of the insect and cherishes the moth yarn.
65. Are you a kiln burner or a charcoal seller? Really dark and handsome!
66. Emperor Shangbang is the father and emperor Xiabang is the son.
67. The monarch teaches the minister to die, and the minister is unfaithful; A father teaches his son to die, but the son is not dead and unfilial.
68. Wukong, I didn't always teach you as a teacher. Monks should be merciful!
69, knock, knock what knock, Zijin! Treasure from Tang Wang. Knock, knock.
70. I can't change the beginning, why not forget the ending?
7 1, the emperor will come to my house by turns next year; Life is a lifetime, vegetation is an autumn, and so on.
72. I am not that kind of weak king, I have plenty of strength and means!
73. If you say what you say is good, you must respond outside your reason; If it is not good, it is against reason.
74. No creation in the world will be perfect, but sometimes defects will be more beautiful.
75. Bodhisattva and goblin are always the same. Heart, all kinds of magical life; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die.
76. Your bell is female, my bell is male, and my mother can't do it when she sees it.
77. There is no yin and yang in the sky, and the sun and the moon are unknown; There is no yin and yang in the ground, and the vegetation is not born; People have no yin and yang, regardless of gender.
78. His name is Benbo, and my name is Gbagbo Benbo. He is the giant fish monster, and I am the snakehead essence.
79. The poor monk crossed the Tang Dynasty to the east, went to the West to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures, passed by Bao Fang and stayed overnight!
80. I gave up everything he wanted, leaving only my quiet soul for the person I love.
8 1, you are a black bear. For my sake, shouldn't you call me master?
82. Tian Peng, do you know what crime you have committed? I know, because I helped the people I love.
83. This fruit took thousands of years to bear a fruit. You and I ate three, which is quite natural. You still have to eat!
84. God is not greedy. Why can't you disrespect him? God is not evil. Why does he hold the fate of thousands of creatures in his hands?
85. When 500 years is just a scam, why do people in nothingness suffer and rejoice?
86. The pig wolfed down the food. Friar Sand advised him to be gentle, and Pig shouted, Be gentle, be gentle! Empty stomach! Friar Sand laughed and said, "How gentle is this world? When I get to my stomach, it's just you and me. " .
Excerpts from The Journey to the West
1, this is called the six divisions in the wheel of karma: doing good, promoting immortality, being loyal to your virtue, being filial, being blessed again, being fair, humane, virtuous, rich and vicious. "Second, that night, he was dressed neatly, and Qiu was armed with a gourd tomahawk and guarded outside the palace gate. Good general! Look at how he is dressed up: Long Lin with shining golden helmet and armor. The protective mirror looks at Xiangyun, where the lion is close and embroidered with colorful clouds. This one is afraid of stars, and that one is floating around in the moonlight. He is a hero and an old minister, but he has been called the commander-in-chief of the household department for thousands of years and the door god from generation to generation.
The three brothers clapped their hands and laughed when they saw those people stumbling around. The monks became more and more afraid, kowtowing and bumping their heads, taking care of each other and running away. Sanzang helped the old man into the hall, but there was no light. The three of them laughed and laughed.
4, Duan Xi inkstone, golden smoke ink, with a lot of frost; Huo Zhulin, Guo Pu, I want to say a word to the new classic of Taiwan Province politics. Six hexagrams are familiar with gossip. Can know heaven and justice, be good at knowing ghosts and gods. There was a plate at noon, full of stars. The whole future, the past, is like a moon mirror; Several families are prosperous, and several are damaged, such as mirrors. Knowing bad luck, breaking death speaks of life. Talk about wind and rain, write about ghosts and gods. There are titles and surnames on the signboard, Mr. Yuan Shoucheng. Who is this man? It turned out to be Yuan Tiangang's uncle, and so did Yuan Shoucheng.
When Monkey saw that he was talking about a bodhisattva, he changed his mind for three minutes and said, "Brother, in that case, I won't hit you, but honestly, don't keep it from me. What's wrong with Tang Priest? You're trying to trick me? " "Brother, it's nothing difficult," Pig said. I really miss you. " The monkey scolded: "this is a good inferior product!" Why are you yelling? My grandson returned to water curtain cave, hoping to learn from the monks. That master is in trouble every step of the way, and there are disasters everywhere. Please tell me as soon as possible, don't fight! " Hearing this, Pig kowtowed and said, "Brother, I obviously kept it from you. I invited you. I didn't expect you to be like this. Give me a break and let me get up and talk. " Monkey said, "Ok, get up and talk." . When the monkeys spread out their hands, the idiot jumped up and opened his body. "What are you looking at?" Asked the monkey. "Look at that road," Pig said. "It's easy to run." "Where have you been?" Asked the monkey. I'll let you go for three days, and I'll turn you around! Forget it, this annoyance has made me angry, and I will never spare you! "the owner
6. Pig said, "To tell you the truth, when you come back, Friar Sand and I will accompany Master. I saw a black pine forest. Master dismounted and taught me how to eat fast. Because of Xu Yuan, I have no family. I have been working hard, so I can only sleep on the grass. I don't want Friar Sand to leave Master and come to see me again. You know the master hasn't sat down yet. He walked alone in the forest to enjoy the scenery and walked out of the forest. When he saw a golden pagoda shining, he only acted as a temple. Unexpectedly, there was a demon named Huang Pao under the tower, and he caught him. Friar Sand and I went back to look for it, only looking for the white horse to clean up, but we didn't see Master, so we followed him to the mouth of the cave and had a fight with the monster. Master was in the cave. Fortunately, a rescuer, who turned out to be the third princess of King Baoxiang, was photographed by that monster. He wrote a letter from home and sent it to the master, saying it was convenient and liberated the master. When I got to the countryside, I handed the book to me. The king asked the master to exorcise the demon and get the princess back. Do you know, brother, that old monk can subdue demons? The two of us go back to fight. I don't know that the monster is powerful and has captured Friar Sand. I was defeated and curled up in the grass. The genie turned into a handsome scholar, entered the court, recognized his relatives with the king, and turned the master into a tiger. Thanks to his appearance at night, he went to see the master. Master didn't notice it, but he met a monster drinking in Yin 'an Hall. He turned into a maid-in-waiting, danced with him, and wanted to take the opportunity to cut it, but he hurt the horse's legs all over the room. It was he who taught me to invite my brother and said, "My brother is a kind and upright gentleman. A gentleman will come to the savior if he doesn't forget the old evil. I hope my brother will be a teacher for one day and a father for life. Please help him! " archaic
7. Jin Hang prison, secluded prison, fire pit prison, loneliness, annoyance, all of which were done before death and were charged after death. Du Feng prison, tongue-plucking prison, skinning prison, crying, horrible, just because of the unfaithfulness and unfilial harm to justice, the mouth snake heart fell into this door. Grinding into the prison, smashing the prison, crashing the car, being raw, wiping your mouth and consulting your teeth are unfair to deceive yourself and others, and clever words are harmful. Ice prison, shell prison, bowel prison, unkempt appearance and frowning are all bullying fools, causing disaster and fatigue. You Guo Prison, Dark Prison and Daoshan Prison are all jittery and bullied by violence. They all shrink their heads and choke their necks, which is terrible.
8. Monkeys are in the mountains, but they can walk and jump, eat vegetation, drink spring water, pick mountain flowers and find trees and fruits; Keep company with wolves and insects, tigers and leopards as a group, roe as a friend and apes as relatives; Spend the night under the cliff, in the cave at the top of the mountain. It' s really "the mountain has no children, and the cold does not know the year."
9, what a monster, just got a whirlwind in mid-air, with a whoosh, it's really fierce. Good wind: Tao Tao is angry with water clouds, and the sky is dark and closed. Ridge trees are uprooted, and Li Ping is wild. Yellow sand is hard to walk, and the road to disability is not smooth. Rolling round and round, the ground was dark and the animals roared all over the mountain. When Sanzang was blown away, Pig dared not look up, but Friar Sand bowed his head and hid his face. Sun knew that the monster was making trouble and hurried to catch up. The monster has already taken the Tang Priest away, but he doesn't know where to take him, and there is nowhere to follow.
10, for a moment, the wind stopped and the sun was shining. Monkey stepped forward to watch, only to see white voices calling, luggage left under the road, Pig groaning under the cliff, and Friar Sand crouching in front of the slope calling.
1 1, the monkey was furious. He went into the abbot's room, carried out the dead devil's body, picked it up and peeled it carefully. There was no treasure in it, so he dug an abbot and dug three feet underground, and there was no trace.
12, Sun, who was cheated twice by the Jade Emperor, no longer believed in Heaven, and Heaven sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers to surround Guo Huashan. After fighting with Mountain Soldiers and Yang Jian, he was tempered by the Eight Diagrams Furnace. In a rage, he attacked the Lingxiao Treasures Museum and stole the jade emperor's treasures. This matter was mentioned many times on the way to the Monkey King's Buddhist scriptures. Sanzang killed a few robbers, but he also grabbed the dirt and said, "Heroes have grievances, only for Monkey, not for Friar Sand." Hearing this, the Great Sage could not help laughing. "Master, your family is too ungrateful. I have worked hard to learn from you, and now I have killed these two thieves, and you have taught him to sue me. I made it myself, but only for you. If you don't go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures, I won't be your apprentice. How can I come here to kill people? Just wait for me to make a wish for him. " He took an iron bar, looked at the grave and knocked three times. He said, "Listen, robbers who suffered from the plague! I was beaten seven or eight times by you first, and then seven or eight times by you. It didn't hurt. I was annoyed by my temper and killed you by mistake. I'm really not afraid to tell you where you are: the jade emperor knows me, and the king can follow me; Twenty-eight nights afraid of me, nine obsidian star officer afraid of me; The county god kneels at me, and Dongyue Tianqi fears me; Yan Jun is my tenth servant, and Lu Wu Cangshen is my afterlife. I know all the butchers in the three realms and five divisions, so tell me where you are! "
13, the Monkey King is coming to Cui Yun Mountain again. This time he became the husband of the iron fan princess Niu Wangmo. Princess Tiefan couldn't tell the truth from the truth, so she took him in. Speaking of the Monkey King's borrowing a fan, the fake cow Wang Mo deliberately said, "What a pity! What a pity! How did you give that baby to the monkey?" Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "Your Majesty calmed down and gave him a fake fan." The fake cow Wang Mo arrived: "Where did you hide the real fans?" Take care of it. Variable, be careful that he cheated again. Princess Iron Fan said, "Your Majesty, don't worry." With that, I spit out a real fan from my mouth, only the size of apricot Ye Er. Wukong was overjoyed, grabbed it in his hand and asked, "How can such a small thing fan out a flame of 800 miles?" Princess Iron Fan said, "Your Majesty, you have been away from home for two years. How can you forget your own treasure? Just say the formula and this will grow to 10 foot or 2 feet long. " The Monkey King kept it in mind, put the fan in his mouth, wiped his face, showed his true colors and walked out of the Banana Cave. Princess Iron Fan was so angry that she fell to the ground.
14, Blood Pool Prison, A-bi Prison, Weigh Bar Prison, skinning and showing your face, breaking your arms and tendons, just for killing people for money, killing animals and killing people, the inexplicable degeneration for thousands of years, and turning over after forever falling. They are tied tightly, and the rope is tied, but some red-haired ghosts, black-faced ghosts and spears and daggers are missing; Tauren ghost, horse-faced ghost, iron simple copper hammer. I can only frown, a face of blood, and call it helpless. This is life, but don't cheat your heart. Who will ghosts and gods let go? Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, just for coming early and coming late. "
15, Miyake is finished, and Tang Wang drove back. Please burn incense after the meeting on the 7th. It's getting late and all the officials will retreat. Why did you see me so late? Look at that: the sky in Wan Li is pale and shining, and crows are at night. The city is brightly lit and quiet, and it is time for the Zen monk to settle down. One night.
16. It's a wonderful idea to borrow fans like Niu. This section describes in detail how the Monkey King borrowed a banana fan.
17, Zhu Lanbao sill, curved peak. Strange flowers and plants compete with its beautiful scenery, and the bamboo is blue. Outside Liu Bei's pavilion, a curved green willow seems to smoke; Before enjoying the moon, several clusters of pretty flowers splashed with indigo. Red wind, brocade nest pomegranate; Green yiyi, embroidered grass. Green velvet, green sand orchid; Wandering, facing the stream. Dangui reflects the phoenix tree in Jinjing, and Huai Jin is next to Zhu Lan. There are red or white chiba peaches and fragrant or yellow autumn chrysanthemums. Tea rack, reflecting peony pavilion; Furong terrace, connected to peony nursery. I can't get enough of gentleman bamboo in Ao Shuang, but I'm too loose to bully Dr. Xue. There is also a deer house in Hezhuang, a marsh and a round pool; Broken jade in spring and gold in calyx. The north wind touches the plum blossom white, and the spring breaks the begonia red. As the saying goes, the best fairyland in the world is the top flowers in the west. The monkey couldn't finish reading it, but he saw another door. He opened it and saw a vegetable garden: four-season vegetables, spinach and ginger moss. Bamboo shoots, potatoes, melons, water bamboo, onions, garlic, coriander, leeks. Chrysanthemum morifolium is bitter, and gourd and eggplant must be planted. Stewed radish buried in sheep's head, red amaranth green, purple mustard green.
18, the monkey said, "You idiot! When I was leaving, I repeatedly urged me to say,' If an evil spirit catches Master, you can say that I am his great apprentice.' Why don't you talk about me? "The pig thought again," Please don't be so aggressive as the general, and wait for me to provoke him. ""Brother, don't say you're all right. Just to say you, he has no figure! " "What do you mean?" Monkey asked. Pig said, "I said,' Fairy, don't be rude and don't hurt my master! I also have a big brother named Sun Walker. He is omnipotent and good at reducing demons. Teach you that he will come to no good end! Hearing this, the monster became more and more angry and scolded, "What monkey am I afraid of?" ? If he comes, I'll skin him, pull his tendons, chew his bones and eat his heart! Give him a break, I'll chop him up and cook him in oil! Monkey was so angry that he scratched his ears and jumped. "Who dares to scold me like this?" Pig said, "Brother, calm down. "Huang Paoguai scolded me, so I learned from you." Monkey said, "Good brother, get up." . It's not that I can't go. Since the demon dares to scold me, I have to surrender to him. I'll go with you. 500 years ago, I had a big fight in the Heavenly Palace. When all the gods saw me, they all bowed down and called me the Great Sage. This monster is rude. How dare he scold me behind my back! I'm going, get him, and cut him to pieces to get back at me! I'll be back as soon as I finish the report. "Brother, it's true," Pig said. "You just go to catch the devil and avenge yourself. It's up to you whether you will come or not. "the owner
19, Jiu Lao asked him to drink nectar and eat green lotus root. Monkey refused to sit down. Instead, he drank a cup of pulp, ate a piece of lotus root and left Yingzhou in a hurry for the East China Sea. As early as when I saw Luojiashan not far away, I fell to Yuntou until I reached Putuo Rock. I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva lecturing with the Great God, Mu Cha and Dragon Lady in the Zizhulin. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says: the main city on the sea is rich in spirit and more curious. What you should know is thousands of miles away, and you can do whatever you want. The four saints tell the time, and the six saints take off their cages after listening. Shaolin has a unique flavor, fragrant flowers and fruits and towering mangroves.
20. I have a kind of Dan medicine, which can return Dan to Taiyi, but it can cure the creatures in the world, but it can't cure the trees. Trees are the spirit of soil and water. If it is a fruit tree on the earth, it can be cured; This Wanshou Mountain is a blessed land, Wuzhuangguan is a cave in Hezhou, and ginseng fruit is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. How can it be cured? Not good! Not good!
2 1, the monkey just jumped off the cliff, crashed into the cave, took off his demon clothes, straightened his brocade, tied on his tiger skin skirt, and walked out the door with an iron bar in his hand. The monkeys stopped in panic and said, "Grandpa Great Sage, where are you going? It's good to take us for a few years. " "Don't talk like that, son," Monkey said. I assure Tang Priest that everyone knows that the Monkey King is Tang Priest's apprentice. Instead of driving me back, he taught me to go home and take me home to play. Now, because of this, you should guard your property carefully, plant willow and pine trees in time, and don't waste them. When I go to protect the Tang Priest and get the scriptures back from the East Palace. After success, I will still come back to be happy with you. " All monkeys have their own lives.
22, misty clouds scattered colors, the sun and the moon shook the light. A thousand years old Cooper, ten thousand knots pruning. Millennium Cooper, Ran Ran in the rain; Ten thousand knots of repairs, a valley full of smoke. There are wonderful flowers and brocade outside the door, and the grass on the bridge smells fragrant. The cliff is abrupt, the moss is moist, and the hanging wall is high and long. When I smell the crane, I see the phoenix flying. When the crane clangs, the sound vibrates far away from Jiu Hao; Phoenix rises and its feathers are colorful. Seeing mysterious apes and white deer in the shadows, let the golden lion and jade elephant hide. Looking at the land of spiritual bliss, it is simply a paradise!
Classic quotations from journey to the west
1. A piece of duckweed belongs to the sea and will be born somewhere tomorrow. Don't talk about life when you meet, life is already sunset red.
2. The mountain height has its own passenger road, and the water depth has its own ferryman.
3. Mind is born, and all kinds of demons are born: mind is destroyed, and all kinds of demons are destroyed.
People are cheerful when they are happy and sleepy when they are bored.
Love and hate have been mixed since ancient times, but this endless sadness is endless.
6. The HarmonyOS system didn't have a surname at first, and you have to be Wukong to break the stubbornness.
7. It is better to make your own decisions than to ask God for advice.
8. Everyone has an idea, and the world knows it. There is no reward for good and evil, and Gankun has private interests.
I would rather love my hometown than my hometown.
10. Bodhisattva and goblin are always an idea; If the theory is original, it's nothing.
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12. As long as you make up your mind, you can look back at Lingshan.
13. The Zen mind shines on thousands of rivers and moons, and the truth clearly contains Wan Li days.
14. If you drink today, you will be drunk tomorrow. Don't worry about right and wrong in front of the door.
15. The king of the daughter country looked at Tang Priest and said this. "You said everything was empty, but you closed your eyes. If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty. I dare not open my eyes to look at me. Why do you say everything is empty? " The Tang Priest only replied, "Amitabha." Facing the begging of the king of his daughter country, Tang Priest said before he left, "If there is an afterlife.
16. The big tree catches the wind and shakes the tree. People become famous and people fall.
17. How can the scriptures be complete when the heavens and the earth are incomplete?
18. Bodhisattva and goblin are always an idea; If the theory is original, it's nothing.
19. It's hard to be here without suffering.
20. If you dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet.
Journey to the west classic sentence
1, birds have bird words, and beasts have beast words.
Mount Tai is as light as mustard seed, and the tip of the wind is hard to get rid of the world of mortals.
3. Following parents' love is called filial piety.
The winning cat is as happy as a tiger.
5. It is better to take one than three.
6, convenient for people, convenient for yourself.
7. Red leaves get married, and the old couple are red ropes.
8. It is better to bury the monk alive than to starve.
9. Success is natural.
10, hairy save.
1 1, it's easier to start than to finish.
12, charity, why study hard.
13, the action has three points of money.
14, the dragon is cloudless.
15, the mountain does not hinder the road, and the road leads to the mountain.
16, big trees attract wind and regret trees, and people shake the world with their names.
17, bodhisattva, goblin, always the same idea. Heart, all kinds of magical life; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die.
18, it is easy to borrow, and it is not difficult to borrow again.
19, the road home is very narrow.
20, the devil, where to escape.
2 1, are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?
22. See the monk meet the Buddha's face.
23, door-to-door business is easy to do.
24. The sea jumps from fish, and the sky makes birds fly.
25. Capable people work hard, while humble people are idle.
You don't know what you can do if you don't keep your promise.
27, although the urine bubble is too big, but the weight is too small.
28, eating a meal is not dead, there is no fat in the stomach.
29. Catch the thief and get yourself dirty.
30. Huangmei has never failed since she was a child, and the boss is impartial.
3 1, take it off, thank god.
32, the strong want me to respect, the hero only dares to fight for the first.
33. Men and women have been separated for seven years.
34, the mind, all kinds of magical life; Heart dies, all kinds of demons die. Bodhisattva and demon are both one thought. If the theory is original, it's nothing.
35. Rough skin and strong bones.
36. Wu is not good at doing things.
37. Hey, eat my old grandson.
38. All kinds of demons are born in the heart, and all kinds of demons are destroyed in the heart.
39. A wise mind keeps its mouth shut.
40. There is no yin and yang in the sky, and the sun and the moon are unknown; There is no yin and yang in the ground, and the vegetation is not born; People have no yin and yang, regardless of gender.
4 1, benefactor, do you believe in Buddhism? I have Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang.
42. The Tao Te Ching is ignorant.
Forty-three, eight hundred quicksand boundary, three thousand weak water depth. If the goose feathers can't float, the reed flowers will sink to the bottom.
44. diamond cut diamond will meet talented people.
45, a word is spoken, it is hard to catch up.
46, thick willows and fine willows shake, who sees men ugly in the world.
47, you teach me to die, I am unfaithful; A father teaches his son to die, but the son is not dead and unfilial.
48, thick willows and fine willows, who in the world sees men ugly.
49. The wind rises from the ground and the clouds rise from the mountains.
50. If you don't believe in straightness, you must guard against benevolence.
5 1, stay overnight first, and the crow will see the light of day.
52. There are several things and several people.
53, 10 is a day's official business.
54. It doesn't matter if the class is not strict and the teacher is lazy.
55. It is better to make your own decisions than to ask God for advice.
Anyone who dares to steal is a thief.
57. Sit down, sit down, sit down, your ass is broken! Boiling with fire is a disaster.
58. Ask Kun. I'm the biggest demon in history.
59. Measure yourself and feel him consciously.
60, don't dye the world of mortals, and like to accompany the gods to Yushan.
6 1, the good man's head is auspicious on the top of the mountain, and the evil man's head is black and angry.
62. Take the lead in Wan Li Road, and no one can help himself.
63. The tofu boat capsized in the sea. Come in the soup and go in the water.
64. Ghosts are also afraid of the wicked.
65. Chickens don't work or eat.
66, flies entangled in the net, what a big face!
67. A tiger holds fragile bones in its mouth, and scales show on the dragon's back.
68. People are cheerful when they are happy, and sleepy when they are bored.
69. Few people live in silence.
70. Say it cleverly, and you will see it when you do it.
7 1, it's strange to stay.
72. Meet friends then and send them to meet beautiful people.
73, a bad nose does not eat wine, bear its name.
74. The emperor took turns to do it and came to my house the next year.
75. If you dare to ask where the road is, the road is at your feet.
76. If you say something nice, you must respond beyond reason; If it is not good, it is against reason.
77. Spiritual roots are nurtured from the source, and the mind is cultivated.
78. Don't raise your hand with pity, raise your hand with pity.
79. The mountain is high, but it's steep, but it's okay.
80, ruin a lifetime of wine.
8 1, there are several kinds of crying: some people cry and cry, and some people are found crying. You have to cry with tears, you have to cry with your heart, which is what you call wailing.
82. People without faith don't know what they can do.
83. Once a teacher, always a father.
84. If heaven and earth are incomplete, how can the scriptures be complete?
85, the benefits of living, the pain of using money.
86. The warriors of wood carving are civilians of clay sculpture.
87. There are Buddhist scriptures but no treasures.
88. Monks in the distance recite scriptures.
89. Monks are hungry ghosts of color.
90. When the world goes gentle, the strong cannot move.
9 1, take your time.
92. A leaf of duckweed belongs to the sea and will be called somewhere tomorrow.
93. A man has no wife and wealth, and a woman has no husband.
94. Wukong, sin, sin, you killed again.
95. If you don't come to the door for three years, you won't kiss.
96. It is better to bury the Buddha alive before he is full.
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