Baoding dialect joke

A person went to Beijing without talking about Laishui.

I asked him, when will you come back?

He said: Last night.

I asked him again, when will you come back?

He added: Last night.

I am very angry. Give him a mouth.

What time are you coming back?

A black street.

I remember when I was in Zhou Xiaodi, I often ran around the alley with my little brothers, playing foreign films, folding gold ingots and playing with my big nose. Recalling Baoding in the past, my heart is really full of fields.

I remember when I went to Beiguan Woods with my grandmother, I missed seeing a big deer falling high on the slide and the red and green flowers falling inside. Now the Beiguan grove is not half full, and my grandmother is already white-haired. It's really unpleasant to see grandma Zhou fall behind so soon.

When I was a child, Baoding people were full of wildness and domineering words, but they were so unpretentious. Like Baoding people, it seems to be quarreling. Actually, it's another way to show goodwill. Pull away from death as soon as you hear it ~! Please don't get me wrong, that's the best way for young people here to say hello. It may be a little unacceptable, but it's a sincere greeting.

I'll see you in the morning: will you eat? Meet at noon: Let's go! Are you drunk? Give you a complete sentence when drinking: do it! Afraid that the guests can't drink well, just say: is it okay to order a drop? ! Everywhere reveals the generous hospitality and generosity of our Baoding people! If you have anything to do with us in Baoding, I will do my best for you.

It's so cute to walk in the street and watch the changes in Baoding. The change of the city can't stop my memory. Childhood memories are precious. When I was a child, I was proud of being a Baoding native, because Baoding people were frank and sincere, and because Baoding dialect was bold and unrestrained, I had enough reasons to be proud of my hometown.