What are the unforgettable dialogues in martial arts novels?

There is a special edition of "Eternal Dragon Slayer".

Chang Jingzhi's nickname is "Breaking Yue with One Punch". Everyone was shocked to see that he punched four punches in vain. The Kunlun School and the Kongtong School have been at odds. Although they jointly besieged Zoroastrianism this time, both of them had heart diseases. Some people in the Kunlun Sect shouted coldly, "What a' one punch to break Yue', while others said," What did those four punches break? "

Wei Yixiao said, "These two brothers and sisters are also very strange. One is Wang and the other is Zhao. It would be ridiculous if we were Han Chinese. " Fan Yao said, "Actually, they are all surnamed timur, but they put their names first. This is quite vulgar. Then King Chahan timur of Ruyang also has a Chinese surname, but his surname is Li. " Speaking of which, the four of them laughed together.

The deer staff guest said without doubt, "Good! Master Bitter, my brother regards you as a friend, and I will never sell you. I hope you won't let me fall for it again. " Fan Yao pointed to Han Ji and said with a smile, "Next time there is such a bad smell, please ask Mr. Lu to arrange a trap of bitter bitter Buddha, and the old lady will gladly accept it."

Xie Xun said, "Mowgli, when I went abroad with your parents by boat, I was caught in a storm, which was even worse than today. Later, we went to the iceberg and ate seals. It's just that the south wind blew that day and sent us to the extreme north of the ice and snow, but today it's the north wind. Is it because God doesn't like Xie Xun, and he wants to exile me to Xianweng House in Antarctica and live with him for another 20 years? Ha ha, ha ha! " He smiled for a while and then said, "When your parents were a man and a woman, they were a perfect match, but you brought four girls. What is that? Ha ha, ha ha! " Zhou Zhiruo flushed and bowed his head. But he smiled indifferently and said, "Master Xie, I am a little girl who waits on you, not counting." Although Zhao Min was badly hurt, he remained awake. Suddenly he said, "thank you, old man, you are talking nonsense again." When I am ready, I won't hit you. "

The king of wisdom said in Chinese, "If you send our brother out quickly, you can avoid death. These parishioners are like pigs and dogs in our eyes. What's the use of putting a knife rest around his neck? If you have the guts, you can kill him. In the Persian holy religion, there are thousands of such people. What's the pity of killing one or two? " Zhao Min said, "You don't have to talk big and lie to us. As we know, these two men are the King of the Treasure Tree of Equality and the Messenger of Wonderful Wind. In Zoroastrianism, such as yours, those people with high status. You said he was like a pig and a dog, but what you said was a world of difference! " The Chinese spoken by the wise king was learned from books, and the words "you" and "that person" are very neither fish nor fowl. Zhao Min imitated his tone, and Xie Xun and others couldn't help laughing even when they were in danger.

The king of wisdom frowned and said, "In the holy religion, there are 360 precious tree kings in * *, and the equal king ranks 359th. We have 1200 messengers, and this wonderful wind makes martial arts ordinary and useless. You will kill him soon. " Zhao Min said, "Very good, very good! Friends with swords will soon kill these two useless people. " Xie Xun said, "Yes!" Lift Tu Longdao, shout a loud, horizontal cut equal king's head. People screaming, Tu Longdao from his head, less than half an inch from the skull, large hair cut, blown by the sea breeze, floating in the air. Xie Xun stretched out his arm, left a knife, right a knife, cut to the equal king's shoulder. Seeing that every knife would cut off one of his arms, but the blade was about to reach him, his wrist tilted slightly and cut off both his arms and sleeves. These three hard cuts and strokes are so accurate, let alone blind people, and their eyes are intact, which is extremely difficult.

Ping Wang narrowly escaped death, and he was stunned. Eleven treasure tree king and Fengyun three ambassadors were dumbfounded and speechless. Zhao Min said, "You have seen the martial arts of Zoroastrianism in Middle Earth. The golden lion king ranks 3509th in Zoroastrianism in Middle-earth. If you win by the masses, Zoroastrianism will take revenge in Persia in the future, and you will certainly be unable to resist. It is better for the two families to make peace as soon as possible. "

King Wisdom smiled and said, "I am good at martial arts, and we admire you very much. Isn't it a pleasant thing to persevere and work hard? Is it not delightful to have friends coming from distant quarters? Ups and downs, isn't it a pleasure? " It is not easy for Zhang Wuji and others to hear him leave two schoolbags at first, so that they can actually know Confucius. Unexpectedly, he learned Zhao Min's words and couldn't help laughing. Zhao Min said, "Your words are very good. Americans are different from Persians. What a pity! I wish you many blessings and longevity. Come to Gelai for dinner, postpone the exam first and die without illness. " Knowing the meaning of the word "many blessings and long life", the king of wisdom expected that the latter words were also prayers, and he said happily, "Thank you, thank you!"

Master Extinction slowly stepped forward, grabbed the hilt with three fingers, shook it gently, and the scabbard suddenly split into two pieces. The blade of the sword came out of its sheath and said, "This sword is not a sharp weapon, but it is not broken. Grandma Jinhua, why did you come to the Central Plains instead of being blessed in Snake Island? "

Seeing her three fingers shaking the sword and splitting the sheath, Grandma Jinhua felt a sharp pain in her heart. "This thief has a great reputation," she said. "It's really a bit of real kung fu." He said with a smile, "My husband died, and I was bored on the island alone, so I went out for a walk to see if there were any monks who didn't like me and found one to go back for company." She deliberately said "monk", naturally mocking the other person as a nun, but she also walked around.

Kongtong's theory of seniority is equal to Song Yuanqiao's. Zhang Sanfeng stood up humbly and said, "Brother He, please sit down and go out to meet the guests." He Taichong thought, "Just send a disciple to meet a man like Kongtong Five Old. 」

I heard the old man say, "No wonder the He family of Kunlun Sect didn't dare to fight with you. Although their swordsmanship is not bad, it is rather dull. Compared with the Huashan school's anti-two-instrument fencing, it is slightly inferior. " Ben Shu Xian was furious, jumped into the room, and pointed to Lao Gao Man. "What's your name?" "I call him, too," Lao Gaoman said. "Mrs. He invited me." These two sentences are obviously ready-made bargains. Many people around laughed.

Yin Wufu said, "My uncle is a guest of the hawks. What are Qi Tianbiao and Gong Jiujia? Knowing that the Seven Heroes of Wudang were so kind to them, I wanted to invite the old man Tan Rui from Kaifeng to argue with him. Isn't that crazy? We heard the rude remarks of these three escorts ... "Zhang Cuishan said," This is not really rude. " Yin Wufu said, "Yes, that's my uncle's generosity, which is beyond people's reach. None of us can help it. We got these three escort agencies and got the escort flags of the three escort agencies. "

Yuan Ye said angrily, "Now, you are still quibbling? That day, Brother Yuan Yin and I clearly saw that the needle killed Huifeng. If not you, who is it? " Zhang Cuishan said, "If someone in your sect is injured or killed, you must land at Wutangmen and tell him who is the attacker. Is there such a rule in the world? "

Zhang Songxi said, "The three men met with their masters and said they would fight three against one. We want six people to fight twelve Shaolin monks, but Master Kong Zhi wants to fight alone. We promised to fight alone, and the host said it was wrong. In this way, it is always appropriate for the younger generation to hit one of the three Shaolin monks. If the three of them kill the younger generation in one fell swoop, they think that the Shaolin Sect won. Isn't this cool? " Kong Zhi flew into a rage. Kong Wen recited the name of Buddha: "Amitabha!" Kong Zi hasn't said a word since he went to Wudang Mountain. At this time, he suddenly said, "Two brothers, this Zhang Xiaoxia is going to single out three monks. Let's go." Although he is skilled in martial arts, he has been a monk since he was a child and knows nothing about worldly things. He couldn't understand Zhang Songxi's sarcastic remarks.

Zhang Sanfeng asked, "Did you see it clearly, son?" Zhang Wuji said, "Look carefully." Zhang Sanfeng said, "Do you remember everything?" Zhang Wuji said, "I forgot half of it." Zhang Sanfeng said, "Oh, it's hard for you. Think for yourself. " Zhang Wuji bowed his head in thought. After a while, Zhang Sanfeng asked, "How is it now?" Zhang Wuji said, "I forgot most of it." Zhang Sanfeng drew his sword and asked, "What's the matter, son?" Zhang Wuji said, "I haven't forgotten three tricks." Zhang Sanfeng nodded and put the sword back. Zhang Wuji walked slowly around the temple, thinking for a long time, then walked slowly around half a circle, looked up, beaming, and cried, "I totally forgot. I completely forgot. " Zhang Sanfeng said, "Not bad! How quickly you forget! Please advise me with the Excalibur with Eight Arms! "

Song Yuanqiao looked at the red candle and smiled apologetically. "Master, the third and fifth brothers must have met something unfair, so they stepped in. Master often teaches us to accumulate virtue and do good deeds. Your old man was overjoyed today, and two younger brothers did a chivalrous thing. That is the best longevity instrument. " Zhang Sanfeng touched his beard and said with a smile, "Well, on my eightieth birthday, you saved the life of a widow who jumped into a well. That's good. Just doing a good deed every ten years will make the world anxious. " The five disciples laughed together. Zhang Sanfeng is humorous by nature, and often jokes between master and apprentice. Zhang Songxi, the fourth disciple, said, "Your old man will live to be at least 200 years old. We do good deeds every ten years, which adds up to a lot. " Mo Shenggu, the seventh disciple, said with a smile, "Haha, I'm afraid we seven disciples are not too old to live ..."