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Chapter 5 1: How did Song Jiang entrap Qin Ming?
Sung river's men at this time also only Huarong Road, Yan Shun, Wang Dwarf Tiger, Zheng Tianshou four leaders. With a little strategy, Song Jiang killed Qin Mingjun and suffered a crushing defeat. He trapped Qin Ming in a horse pit and took him alive. He stripped off his coat, armor, helmet and weapons, tied him with a rope and took him to the cottage.
Huarong Road untied the rope for him personally, and Sung River and other five good Hannah bowed down, because they took a fancy to Qin Ming's unusual identity-the commander of the military region. If such people are dragged into the water and become anti-thieves, they will be of great use in the future.
The purpose of the trick is to drag Qin Ming into the water, or to put it mildly, to persuade him to submit.
Qin Ming said, "Qin was born and died in the Song Dynasty. The imperial court taught me to be the general manager of military forces and horses, and also controlled me to be an official. I never lost Qin Ming. How can I be strong enough to turn my back on the court! When you gentlemen want to kill someone, kill me. You can't expect me to follow you. "
At this time, Qin Ming's attitude was very firm, he would rather die than surrender, and his words were forceful.
Seeing that he could not be persuaded, heroes from all walks of life had to verbally promise to send him back, but it was too late now, so let's go after dinner. Qin Ming thought, "He's right." So he and the five heroes took turns holding lanterns, eating and drinking, and helping them sleep in the counting room.
The book says, "People here go their separate ways, not to mention."
So, what did Song Jiang arrange for everyone to do?
They put on Qin Ming's armor, pretended to be Qin Ming, and took the army outside Qingzhou, killing hundreds of local residents! Set fire to all the houses, leaving a vast expanse of white land, with bodies littering and countless men and women killed.
These residents, all ordinary people, had no enmity with Song Jiang in the past, but they have no enmity in recent days. Why did Sung River kill these hundreds of lives overnight for no reason? Its purpose is only one, that is, to entrap Qin Ming, frame Qin Ming and kill him, thus dragging Qin Ming into the water. For this sole purpose.
The next morning, Qin Ming woke up to leave, and heroes from all walks of life came, pretending to keep each other: "Manager, we will set off after breakfast and send them down the mountain."
Qin Ming ate breakfast, put on a hanger, got on the horse, went to Kaminooji and flew to Qingzhou. He came to the city gate and shouted, "Put down the suspension bridge on the city and let me enter the city." The whole city beat drums and shouted, but no one opened the door. Qin Ming let out a cry again, "I'm manager Qin. Why don't you let me into town? "
I saw the magistrate Murong standing on the city and shouting, "What a shame to be an anti-thief! Last night, I killed many good people and burned down many houses ... you are such a cruel guy! If I catch you sooner or later, I'll cut you to pieces. "
Qin Ming listened to the puzzling, shouting injustice.
The magistrate shouted, "I didn't recognize your horse, armor, weapons and helmet!" How can I stand it! ... you're counting on making a living now. Your wife has been killed. Do not believe you look at your head. "
The sergeant put Qin Ming's wife's head on the gun and showed it to Qin Ming. Qin Ming saw this, his chest was broken with anger, and he couldn't stand it. He just cried! It began to rain in the city, so Qin Ming had to take shelter.
Qin Ming, a homeless man, couldn't ride more than ten miles when he saw a group of people coming out of the Woods. Led by five valiant soldiers, it was none other than Sung River, Huarong Road, Yan Shun, Wang Ying and Zheng Tianshou, with hundreds of minions.
And sung river killed hundreds of innocent people in silence, killed a Qin Ming, let Qin minggu ruin. So he tried to hide his inner complacency and immediately leaned down and said, "Why don't you go back to Qingzhou? Where to ride alone? "
Why don't you go back? Dude, I'm worried about you.
Qin Ming said angrily, "I don't know what the sky is like. The thief pretended that I smashed the city, smashed people's houses and killed good people. As a result, my family is old, so that my family is difficult to manage and the country is difficult to vote for! I can't go to heaven, and I can't go to earth! If I find that person, I will break this mace! "
Song Jiangdao: "Calm down, coach! Since there is no lady, might as well ... "
Look at Song Jiang again. When his wife died, he said "might as well" lightly.
Why not? I'll find you another wife.
Song Jiang has a thick skin. He told Qin Ming directly: "Don't blame the manager! I left the manager on the mountain yesterday, but it was Song Jiang who decided the plan. He called a small soldier like a manager, wore a helmet and stepped forward, riding a horse and holding a mace, and went straight to Qingzhou to kill people ... so killing and setting fire first dismissed the manager's idea of going home. Today, everyone pleaded guilty. "
At this time, I think anyone, as long as they are normal, will fly into a rage. If he wants to fight hard with Song Jiang, he should "simply break this mace", because this is not a vendetta! It was Song Jiang who ruined his family.
Unfortunately, Qin Ming, he is not normal.
He must have become brothers with this enemy!
Can the author Mr Shi Naian write a book? How did he write this? Why doesn't he have any ethical logic? Let's see how the author explains it: "The stars in the upper world meet."
A big joke.
What is the truth? The truth is-for a woman.
Song Jiang said: "Although I lost my sister-in-law, Song Jiang knows very well what it means to have a sister in Huazhi Village. Song Jiang is willing to marry, marry the bride price, and share the same room with the manager. What? " Qin Ming saw that the people were so respectful and loving, and he was relieved to submit.
You see, that's why. Song Jiang is just a friend of Huarong Road who hasn't seen for a long time. He didn't ask Huarong's consent or Huarong's sister's consent, so he gave Huarong's sister to Qin Ming as a bargaining chip. Qin Ming and Huarong are tied together as two anti-thieves.
It was less than three days from the time Qin Ming's wife was killed to the time she married Huarong Road's sister again. However, it is ridiculous to say that "life is a Da Song person and death is a Da Song ghost" and "kill if you want".
When Sung River offered Miss Hua, the sister of Huarong Road, to Qin Ming as a lure, Qin Ming immediately changed his face, completely ignoring the grief of losing his beloved wife and family. This is Qin Ming.
Everyone says that the heroes of the Water Margin are righteous for the sky and chivalrous for the people, and that the imperial court of the Song Dynasty is fatuous and corrupt. How can they do the opposite? That Mr. Murong magistrate also knows how to protect the people and avenge them, but how did the so-called "hero" do it?
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