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Funny sentences on Moments to describe the hot weather

1. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you! But it doesn’t matter. I beg you to put me in the cold palace. I can't stand it anymore. It's too hot today!

2. The puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and panted constantly.

3. The weather is a bit sultry and the outdoor temperature is constantly high. Seeing that you don’t like to go out, I will give you a midsummer gift. To relieve your loneliness, I will harass you from time to time to let you know my love. The gift is just a mosquito, don’t be too moved!

4. The weather was too hot. The assistant and I went out to go shopping. As soon as we went out, we pressed the elevator and went home. The shopping lasted for a minute.

5. The weather is so hot that the car is deformed!

6. The weather is too hot and I don’t want to go out. It’s raining today and I don’t want to go out, so most of the holiday has passed like this.

7. The weather has been too hot recently. To be honest, even if my wife runs away with someone, I don’t want to chase her.

8. The weather is so sunny, but so hot. I feel like I’m going to faint.

9. I just finished doing enough for a week and lost three kilograms. I will succeed soon. I gained four kilograms after studying. I started to check in again today. The weather is too hot. I will finish one set before I feel like I'm going to vomit from heat stroke when I do other exercises.

10. Asking where the dormitory can be so cool, ask the dormitory manager to buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, who is not hot in life, sell the dormitory and buy air conditioners!